Comments on: JewTube

JewTube

jeremy b — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 11:58:27 -0800

JewTube. It's exactly what it sounds like.

By: sidereal

sidereal — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 12:01:15 -0800

You have a drink named Murray?

By: DU

DU — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 12:06:08 -0800

When I laugh at something on the site, I'm going to take a video of the milk shooting out of my nose and post it to SpewTube. I'll post a link here when it's up.

By: ninjew

ninjew — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 12:18:00 -0800

vakakta.

By: John Kenneth Fisher

John Kenneth Fisher — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 12:19:53 -0800

Does everyone really need to self-segregate themselves into ghettos? I'm pretty sure YouTube lets Jews contribute, and all these "[[popular site]] version for [[whoever]]"s just seem to minimize the interactions that lead to understanding.

By: boo_radley

boo_radley — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 12:20:51 -0800

Needs more Jews.

By: eurasian

eurasian — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 12:23:53 -0800

As someone who gets no exposure to Jewish culture or people and whatnot (barring Seinfeld, I guess?), this as a welcome addition. Sure, you could just have a channel in YouTube, but JewTube is a fricking priceless domain name.

By: Armitage Shanks

Armitage Shanks — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 12:26:56 -0800

I'm going to take a video of the milk shooting out of my nose and post it to SpewTube. I think someone already has that idea.

By: hoverboards don't work on water

hoverboards don't work on water — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 12:31:21 -0800

First jew get the money, then jew get the power, then jew get the tubes?

By: davejay

davejay — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 12:34:47 -0800

Wake me up when BlueTube goes online. dedicated to Blue Man Group homages? pornography? Blue Man Group homage pornography? YOU (er, BLUE) decide!

By: kuujjuarapik

kuujjuarapik — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 12:38:41 -0800

I watch PewTube when I miss Sunday mass.

By: Falconetti

Falconetti — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 12:45:21 -0800

I'm going to take a video of the milk shooting out of my nose and post it to SpewTube. As long as you keep the meat in the other nostril, you're golden.

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 12:46:45 -0800

The domain was originally owned by a Palestinian.

By: ORthey

ORthey — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 12:47:38 -0800

It's exactly what it sounds like I was expecting a tube made out of Jewish people.

By: Terminal Verbosity

Terminal Verbosity — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 12:48:37 -0800

The revolution will not be televised. It will be on CoupTube!

By: adamms222

adamms222 — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 12:58:34 -0800

Can't we all just go back to watching the good ol' traditional BoobTube?

By: briank

briank — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 12:59:54 -0800

I can hardly wait for the All-Flintstones YabbaDabbaDooTube (thank you, I'll be here all week)

By: Western Infidels

Western Infidels — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 13:04:41 -0800

Another single-link JewTube post. Sigh.

By: Astro Zombie

Astro Zombie — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 13:06:00 -0800

I've been showing people my JewTube for years, and so far nobody has complained.

By: shmegegge

shmegegge — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 13:06:55 -0800

They have. A Borat. Section.

By: thatweirdguy2

thatweirdguy2 — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 13:10:28 -0800

LOLJESUS

By: Postroad

Postroad — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 13:18:12 -0800

I went right to the babe classfication--movie stars..lovely chicks.

By: googly

googly — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 13:27:13 -0800

www.lootube.com Ooooooh, the possibilities.

By: Pollomacho

Pollomacho — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 13:32:53 -0800

JewTube. It's exactly what it sounds like. It's a big pipe full of Hassids? Have not yet clicked link

By: Meatbomb

Meatbomb — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 13:33:02 -0800

113 videos does not a portal make. Even if it is all Jew, 24/7.

By: Ambrosia Voyeur

Ambrosia Voyeur — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 13:33:26 -0800

A Borat section but nary a bris? A shanda fur die goy!

By: Sticherbeast

Sticherbeast — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 13:36:23 -0800

As someone who gets no exposure to Jewish culture or people and whatnot (barring Seinfeld, I guess?), this as a welcome addition. BUT CERTAINLY YOU WATCH OUR HOLLYWOOD MOVIES, YES? YIEDEL DIEDEL DIEDEL

By: M.C. Lo-Carb!

M.C. Lo-Carb! — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 13:36:28 -0800

I like to watch videos of people paddling around on canoetube.

By: stenseng

stenseng — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 13:43:28 -0800

I'm just glad there's no pootube. And 3... 2... 1... Now there is. *shit*

By: sharpener

sharpener — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 13:46:25 -0800

Looking for a good goulash? StewTube! Foot fetish? ShoeTube! Find out if trees make a sound when they fall in the forest with YewTube! Stick it or sniff it on GlueTube! Got a harpy girlfriend? Post her to ShrewTube! Bad hairday? DoTube! etc.

By: Squid Voltaire

Squid Voltaire — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 13:48:51 -0800

Ali G vs. Noam Chomsky was almost too painful to watch... but worth it, ultimately. He manages to hang on to his dignity... barely.

By: Afroblanco

Afroblanco — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 13:50:38 -0800

How about a stoner version called DoobTube?

By: flashboy

flashboy — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 13:51:53 -0800

...complain about the proliferation of tubes at BooTube.

By: dhartung

dhartung — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 13:52:53 -0800

Does everyone really need to self-segregate themselves into ghettos? *cough*

By: c13

c13 — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 13:56:06 -0800

Heh..

By: mrgrimm

mrgrimm — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 13:58:44 -0800

Is this a fake, or a joke? I see no privacy policy, FAQ, about page, or any of the usual Web-site requisites... Oh, there it is. Duh. Just click on the JewTube link in the player... vSocial, powered by vCONNECT, is a social networking for video platform that enables content owners, site operators and online marketing organizations to custom brand, target, virally distribute and monetize their message via video. This looks like a proof-of-concept designed to sell a social-networking/marketing company. I would doubt it is committed to becoming a Jewish video portal, but we shall see.

By: signal

signal — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 14:05:13 -0800

puns != actual humor.

By: Sticherbeast

Sticherbeast — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 14:08:57 -0800

puns != actual humor. You know, if I had an extra $5, I'd make a Piers Anthony sock puppet and go to town on this.

By: phaedon

phaedon — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 14:29:15 -0800

They have. A Borat. Section. So will this website be used by Jews to repeat their attack of 9/11?

By: rob511

rob511 — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 14:42:34 -0800

~~Meh.~~ Feh.

By: Poolio

Poolio — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 14:45:27 -0800

Why are these tubes different from all other tubes?

By: joseph_elmhurst

joseph_elmhurst — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 14:47:22 -0800

JewTube begins and ends, for me, with Feed Me Bubbe. previously

By: BrotherCaine

BrotherCaine — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 14:49:36 -0800

I was afraid Jew Tube was going to be a euphemism for what they remove at a bris.

By: PostIronyIsNotaMyth

PostIronyIsNotaMyth — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 14:58:16 -0800

"The internet isn't a goyim dump truck, it's a series of Jew tubes" - Theodore Stevenburgs

By: quin

quin — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 15:03:46 -0800

DU : I'm going to take a video of the milk shooting out of my nose and post it to SpewTube. I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest that if you create a site where people can post their own videos, and you call it 'SpewTube', it's going to pretty quickly transition away from milk coming out of people's noses... Though I suppose there are fetishes for pretty much everything else.

By: LionIndex

LionIndex — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 15:12:59 -0800

For videos of being eaten: GrueTube

By: kirkaracha

kirkaracha — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 15:14:03 -0800

Blue Man Group homage pornography? Kinky. [.wav; NOT HEDY LEMARRIST]

By: krinklyfig

krinklyfig — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 15:16:49 -0800

Where's the full-frontal Jewdity? (w/apologies to Sarah Silverman)

By: PeterMcDermott

PeterMcDermott — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 15:57:38 -0800

Where's the full-frontal Jewdity? I though the whole 'hole in the sheet' business was designed to avoid that?

By: i_am_joe's_spleen

i_am_joe's_spleen — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 15:59:09 -0800

On the other hand, when you're sick of Angles and Saxons, you can watch JuteTube.

By: ericbop

ericbop — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 15:59:39 -0800

This could be x-posted to Jewtube and croontube. Tubeless, but in the same category: Harry sings Hava Johnny does Kol Nidre!

By: Joakim Ziegler

Joakim Ziegler — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 16:09:56 -0800

These jews, always about the monetizing of the message.

By: Joeforking

Joeforking — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 16:10:32 -0800

It's full of..........er........Jews...

By: Tube

Tube — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 16:18:31 -0800

It's a series of Jews.

By: delmoi

delmoi — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 16:50:14 -0800

Huh, they do the javascript URL change thing so you can get permalinks without changing pages.

By: zardoz

zardoz — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 17:00:36 -0800

I liked the video with the Jews.

By: phooky

phooky — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 18:01:38 -0800

I should post my decision to read this thread to RueTube.

By: Joakim Ziegler

Joakim Ziegler — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 18:05:01 -0800

If there's no image on the screen, but it's just completely dark, that's when you're likely to be eaten by a GrueTube.

By: Target Practice

Target Practice — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 20:49:00 -0800

Oy, gevalt.

By: Lush

Lush — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 21:26:06 -0800

Let's not go giving people any ideas of making a MewTube to post videos of their cats. Their LOLcats.