I'm not jumping in your car, you drunk old perv!

August 4, 2007 8:07 AM

Top 20 David Hasselhoff-related viral videos. Just because it's Saturday & this place has gotten too dang serious lately. Your penance is a shot of The Hoff. Previously.
posted by miss lynnster (19 comments total)

Ugh.
posted by Foci for Analysis at 8:20 AM on August 4, 2007

Jump In My Car!
posted by ageispolis at 8:22 AM on August 4, 2007

THANK YOU MISTRESS MAY I HAVE ANOTHER
posted by loquacious at 8:33 AM on August 4, 2007 [1 favorite]

PUKE
posted by Henry C. Mabuse at 8:37 AM on August 4, 2007

The puppet video is the best thing on YouTube. Ever.
posted by Sailormom at 8:41 AM on August 4, 2007

"Virus In Your Mind" tag for Jump in My Car please.
posted by forallmankind at 8:49 AM on August 4, 2007

Man, postmodernity reigns supreme--with Shatner and Hasselhoff deliberately playing self-aware parodies of themselves, it won't be long before we see a SNL character or movie about a star who plays a parody of himself.
posted by Ironmouth at 9:01 AM on August 4, 2007

We're still mad at him about Thoth.
posted by hermitosis at 9:05 AM on August 4, 2007

I'm trying to remember... was it episode 1 of Baywatch where he jumped the shark?
posted by Drexen at 9:34 AM on August 4, 2007

OK, miss lynnster, I'll check 'em out, but I swear I won't be afraid to use the one inch punch if you deserve it. ;)
posted by The Deej at 10:02 AM on August 4, 2007

Um.

That may not have sounded so good.
posted by The Deej at 10:02 AM on August 4, 2007 [1 favorite]

Even though I am a person who has in the past provided calendars of a questionable nature to those that requested them in an alternative form. May I also reserve the right to say "We are better than this".
posted by tellurian at 10:18 AM on August 4, 2007

Looks to me like he was sucking in his gut. Why would he be sucking in his gut if he was actually hung over? I don't buy this. This looks staged to me. To think, he lost his kids over it.

I don't find Hasselhoff funny. I don't find these viral videos funny. I think he has a twisted marketing team who are blatantly trying to keep his name in the public eye, and I for one am not falling for it. Color me jaded.
posted by ZachsMind at 10:27 AM on August 4, 2007

I like when people use the term "dang" seriously. It's endearing.
posted by travis vocino at 10:31 AM on August 4, 2007

An obvious omission:
David Hasselhoff Vs. Boards of Canada
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1CZB5Ex-pw
posted by RoseovSharon at 10:45 AM on August 4, 2007 [4 favorites]

I'm trying to remember... was it episode 1 of Baywatch where he jumped the shark?

More like episode 1 of Knight Rider. But don't let any of my scorn spill over on to Kitt--Kitt was AWESOME.
posted by DU at 10:56 AM on August 4, 2007

That was incredible, RoseovSharon.
posted by Drexen at 11:32 AM on August 4, 2007

No Hoff thread is complete without The Hasselhoffian Recursion.
posted by Meatbomb at 12:21 PM on August 4, 2007

*seriously considers proposing to RoseovSharon*
posted by loquacious at 7:10 PM on August 4, 2007