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August 4, 2007 7:11 PM   Subscribe

I Hate You All
posted by mr_crash_davis (80 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: I would like to make a long post explaining why I am deleting this, but there isn't much to say except "sucks" -- jessamyn



 
Your All Gay
posted by brownpau at 7:13 PM on August 4, 2007 [3 favorites]


All I see is a picture, "ihateyouall.com". I assume I am missing something?

If not, this may be the single most boring FPP ever. :)
posted by Malor at 7:15 PM on August 4, 2007


Is that it?
posted by fungible at 7:15 PM on August 4, 2007


I think my ad blocker hates you more than you hate me all. This could become problematic.
posted by St Urbain's Horseman at 7:16 PM on August 4, 2007


You're All Going to Die
posted by Gnostic Novelist at 7:16 PM on August 4, 2007 [3 favorites]


I'm filled with so much fucking love right now it's incredible.
posted by loquacious at 7:17 PM on August 4, 2007


Is there supposed to be something there?
posted by djgh at 7:17 PM on August 4, 2007


The feeling's mutual....
posted by photoslob at 7:17 PM on August 4, 2007


There is nothing in the page source either. Flagged as "other" (totally lacking any content).
posted by lupus_yonderboy at 7:18 PM on August 4, 2007


I Hate You All

obviously.
posted by Avenger at 7:19 PM on August 4, 2007


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Ben Stragnell SCN-66-116-74-80 (NET-66-116-74-80-1)
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Ben, you should take a vacation or even get into another line of work. ISPing isn't doing your ulcer any good.
posted by jfuller at 7:21 PM on August 4, 2007


I'll bet 5 bucks this is a self-link.
posted by Dave Faris at 7:23 PM on August 4, 2007


I can't believe somebody forked over whatever the fee was to put four white words on a blue background. I paid $5 to mathowie in Nov. '04 and I've been saying "I HATE YOU ALL" several times a week ever since!
posted by davy at 7:23 PM on August 4, 2007 [4 favorites]


"I'll bet 5 bucks this is a self-link."

You lose. Send $5 to my Paypal account, crash.davis AT gmail DOT com.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 7:24 PM on August 4, 2007 [2 favorites]


Actually, my bad: it wasn't the four words "I HATE YOU ALL," that sucker spent money just to tell us the name of his web site.

(Yes, I know memory problems are a sign of senility. Now get off my lawn.)
posted by davy at 7:25 PM on August 4, 2007


MY Paypal account is linked to the email address in my Profile. If anybody cares.
posted by davy at 7:27 PM on August 4, 2007


If I send you the $5, will you start taking your meds again?
posted by Dave Faris at 7:29 PM on August 4, 2007


Apparently Ben hates CSS, too.
posted by Tuwa at 7:30 PM on August 4, 2007


Ooh, is this going to be a flameout? "I hate you all" is a promising start...
posted by djgh at 7:31 PM on August 4, 2007


"If I send you the $5, will you start taking your meds again?"

Again?
posted by mr_crash_davis at 7:32 PM on August 4, 2007


Hit a homer, Crash.
posted by psmealey at 7:33 PM on August 4, 2007


"Hit a homer, Crash."

Shut up.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 7:35 PM on August 4, 2007 [2 favorites]


I'm so broke I don't even have a Paypal account. But my email is in my profile if you want to send cash.
posted by loquacious at 7:36 PM on August 4, 2007


I like turtles!
posted by ZachsMind at 7:38 PM on August 4, 2007 [1 favorite]


Your All Gay

After a while, it sounds like "You're OK."
posted by daninnj at 7:40 PM on August 4, 2007


this site has been the same since 2001.
posted by Foci for Analysis at 7:40 PM on August 4, 2007


I hate everything about all of you except your warm, soft, furry...

Armhair.
posted by carsonb at 7:42 PM on August 4, 2007


its epic lulz confusing the fi' dollah n00bz mistah crash! thenk ya ver mush!
posted by quonsar at 7:45 PM on August 4, 2007


Flagged.
posted by wfrgms at 7:45 PM on August 4, 2007


stick your flag up your ass potato boy
posted by quonsar at 7:47 PM on August 4, 2007


everybody send each other money. It'll be like cute little hate-grams for Haterday.
posted by Avenger at 7:49 PM on August 4, 2007 [1 favorite]


Thank you so much for posting this. I have been a long-time lurker here and this post made me finally pay the five dollers and get an account. Best of the web!
posted by dorkwad at 7:49 PM on August 4, 2007


Your All Gay reminds me too much of an unfunny version of anal seepage Or anything else by the Vietch brothers
posted by mattoxic at 7:49 PM on August 4, 2007



You should be fucking smacked for posting such shit.
posted by nola at 7:49 PM on August 4, 2007 [12 favorites]


I still like to poo.
posted by davy at 7:50 PM on August 4, 2007


Man, the least they could've done was make it validate as XHTML Strict and Section 508, Bobby AAA and W3C Priority 1, 2, 3 compliant.
posted by sciurus at 7:52 PM on August 4, 2007


?
posted by sciurus at 7:53 PM on August 4, 2007


Filter goes the other way, Crash.
posted by klangklangston at 7:54 PM on August 4, 2007 [3 favorites]


HOLY FUCKING UNICORN SHIT I'M FUCKING SHITTING RAINBOWS AND SMURFS OVER HERE JESUS

DON'T VISIT THAT SITE! IT'S A METAVIRUS. A BAD ONE.

I... I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT. I JUST WATCHED THE SOUND OF MUSIC. IN FIFTEEN SECONDS!@ THEN I CUDDLED 4000 PUPPIES, PICKED AN ENTIRE FOOTBALL FIELD OF DANDELIONS AND EXPERIENCED THE PAINFUL JOY OF GIVING BIRTH TO AN ASSORTED COLLECTION OF DELIGHTFULLY SCENTED MY LITTLE PONIES! I PEE CHOCOLATE MILK! THERE'S BABY DUCKS IN MY MANSCAPING!!! I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY! SO FUCKING HAPPY!!

OH PLEASE OH PLEASE JUST PUT A FUCKING BULLET THROUGH MY HEAD AND KILL ME!
posted by loquacious at 7:54 PM on August 4, 2007 [30 favorites]


Well, that was disappointing.
posted by kittens for breakfast at 7:56 PM on August 4, 2007


FUCKING BABY DUCKS
posted by loquacious at 7:56 PM on August 4, 2007 [1 favorite]


Gee, and I was almost starting to sort of, y'know, like you, crash. Well, maybe it was more tolerate than like, but... oh well. I hate you too.
posted by flapjax at midnite at 7:57 PM on August 4, 2007


*click . . .BANG ! *
posted by nola at 7:57 PM on August 4, 2007


Oh, and, what nola said.
posted by flapjax at midnite at 7:58 PM on August 4, 2007


Seriously, what the fuck?

Why are we supposed to enjoy this?

This kind of cryptic single-link no-content post deserves its own flag.
posted by tehloki at 7:58 PM on August 4, 2007


Actually, upon review, the tags kinda make the whole post worthwhile.
posted by kittens for breakfast at 7:59 PM on August 4, 2007


I've been told worse by folks whose opinions meant far more.
*Shrugs*

Does remind me I should probably call mom, though.
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 7:59 PM on August 4, 2007 [1 favorite]


Oh, and also, what nola said.
posted by flapjax at midnite at 8:00 PM on August 4, 2007


I still like turtles!
posted by ZachsMind at 8:04 PM on August 4, 2007 [1 favorite]


These pancakes, they vibrate?
posted by daninnj at 8:04 PM on August 4, 2007


Finally, a thread to shit in without the slightest hint of guilt.

37940 different posts on our nation's chief law-enforcement officer lying to congress: deleted with prejudice.

This thread? I predict 250 comments by tomorrow morning and 29 favorites, plus a sidebar.

Yeah, I'm feeling the hate. Thanks, Crash!
posted by Avenger at 8:04 PM on August 4, 2007 [1 favorite]


i
ihate
ihateyou
ihateyouall
hateyouall
youall
you
all
hateyou
hate.
posted by blenderfish at 8:08 PM on August 4, 2007 [1 favorite]


Go cook a chicken with Christopher Walken instead.
posted by moonbird at 8:11 PM on August 4, 2007


access denied
posted by quonsar at 8:11 PM on August 4, 2007


After 28 minutes, something amazing happens.
posted by strawberryviagra at 8:13 PM on August 4, 2007


Shitcock
posted by carsonb at 8:16 PM on August 4, 2007


What?

That's weak. Turdmetal is better than that crap.
posted by ELF Radio at 8:17 PM on August 4, 2007


The tags are like a little poem, aren't they?

Oh, and I'm wearing pants!
posted by Devils Rancher at 8:18 PM on August 4, 2007


I used to write a comic called I Hate You All. Lawsuit!
posted by zerolives at 8:19 PM on August 4, 2007


Can someone get tkchrist to visit the thread and tell a story or something? Or maybe Ethereal Bligh? Even dios...the terseness is too much to bear.
posted by StrikeTheViol at 8:20 PM on August 4, 2007


I have been periodically checking on this domain to see if it expired and I could pick it up for nigh on 8 years now.

I am entirely serious. The owner used to post to a forum I was on at the time and I've checked it every 3-6 months since hoping against hope he'd let it lapse.

No dice.
posted by Ryvar at 8:22 PM on August 4, 2007


There's no way we evolved from monkeys. Why don't you see any monkeys who hate everyone?
posted by strangeleftydoublethink at 8:22 PM on August 4, 2007


This is the domain I have waited years to seize. And still haven't seized.
posted by Mister_A at 8:24 PM on August 4, 2007


Everybody's got something to hate 'cept for me and my monkey.
posted by flapjax at midnite at 8:25 PM on August 4, 2007


What happened to the flag choice "noise"?
posted by Ynoxas at 8:26 PM on August 4, 2007


Eat A Bowl Of Dicks.
posted by Armitage Shanks at 8:28 PM on August 4, 2007


Go fuck your hat.
posted by KevinSkomsvold at 8:30 PM on August 4, 2007


crash must be holding eyeballkid for ransom. Mark my words, demands and instructions should follow soon.
posted by madamjujujive at 8:31 PM on August 4, 2007


can't we all get along
posted by Flood at 8:37 PM on August 4, 2007


Everybody's got something to hate 'cept for me and my monkey.

No, we hate you now too.
posted by me & my monkey at 8:39 PM on August 4, 2007 [2 favorites]


Oh no! The Didcotizer isn't working!!!
posted by squalor at 8:41 PM on August 4, 2007


The weird thing is that it actually says:

Ih ate yo uall.

But I'm not sure what language that is.
posted by blue_beetle at 8:45 PM on August 4, 2007


Just for fun, I just flagged this FPP. I don't recall ever doing that before. That's fun! I should do that more often! =)
posted by ZachsMind at 8:51 PM on August 4, 2007


Hey, you found my webpage.
posted by 517 at 8:57 PM on August 4, 2007


Look at the source again... this thread hasn't been deleted for a reason.

(SPOILER: It's a rather base hint)
posted by phrontist at 8:58 PM on August 4, 2007


Take it to Daily Kos.
posted by Poolio at 9:09 PM on August 4, 2007


thispostsucksass
posted by c13 at 9:12 PM on August 4, 2007


"But I'm not sure what language that is."

Comanche Indian.
posted by vronsky at 9:14 PM on August 4, 2007


previously-ish
posted by skammer at 9:16 PM on August 4, 2007


And I flagged my turtle down, ZachsMind. He saw it coming and I got a good laugh at his keen eye for stopping on a dollar! YEEEEEEEEEEE ha!
posted by Penny Wise at 9:18 PM on August 4, 2007


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