Comments on: Wrong in so many different ways...

Wrong in so many different ways...

KokuRyu — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 13:37:13 -0800

Legendary competitive eating champion Takeru Kobayashi battles Kodiak bear [youtube]

By: Mr_Zero

Mr_Zero — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 13:40:38 -0800

WTF. Who comes up with this stuff?

By: blaneyphoto

blaneyphoto — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 13:47:15 -0800

I was REALLY hoping this was going to be video of Kobayashi getting eaten by a bear. Oh well... maybe Kobayashi could challenge a shark next? Sharks are way messier and less focused. I bet he'd win that one!

By: The Straightener

The Straightener — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 13:47:47 -0800

"Of course the bear doesn't know it's a competition, he's just a natural eating machine."

By: XQUZYPHYR

XQUZYPHYR — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 13:48:38 -0800

I knew well before clicking it would be a "battle" in terms of eating faster than the other. And yet I clicked anyway, apparently because I relish disappointment.

By: shmegegge

shmegegge — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 13:49:17 -0800

Assume no element of surprise.

By: kosem

kosem — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 13:51:35 -0800

Possibly the greatest piece of sports commentary of all time, with regard to the contrasting styles of bear and human: "Obviously, he has a different approach." Obviously, indeed.

By: OldReliable

OldReliable — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 14:00:03 -0800

Not only is this a one link youtube post, it is a one-link-youtube-post to an event that happened six years ago! This is from Man vs. Beast, a fox special. That is bad, but the real crime here is that you did not link to the other videos from the same program involving sumo wrestlers in a tug of war with an orangutan and midgets competing with an elephant to pull a dc 10. I'm going to flag this, but please feel free to repost with all those other videos as well.

By: Debaser626

Debaser626 — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 14:09:44 -0800

Who is eating? BEAR is eating.... HOW CAN THAT BE?!?!!?!?!!?!

By: turaho

turaho — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 14:11:55 -0800

I remember when Man vs. Beast was on Fox. Ahh, that was a simpler time, when Fox filled the summer months with campy specials like When Good Pets Go Bad and Alien Autopsy. Now we get Don't Forget the Lyrics instead. Dear God, what I wouldn't give to see Wayne Brady mauled by a bear.

By: inigo2

inigo2 — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 14:11:56 -0800

Question- What kind of bear is best?

By: OldReliable

OldReliable — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 14:14:15 -0800

In case you misunderstood me: I want this post deleted, and I want you to post another one with links to all of the segments from Man vs. Beast. In a row. Make me proud.

By: Gary

Gary — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 14:19:14 -0800

Elephant vs. Little People pulling a DC-10. Sprinter vs. Giraffe vs. Zebra inigo2 doesn't know any facts about bear attacks

By: Gary

Gary — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 14:21:24 -0800

Sumo Wrestler vs. Orangutan

By: medium format

medium format — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 14:21:27 -0800

ah, man. I want to see the little people vs. the elephant!

By: medium format

medium format — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 14:21:51 -0800

thank you Gary

By: Elim

Elim — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 14:22:33 -0800

Just to save my self looking at this, The man does not eat the bear, Correct?

By: jckll

jckll — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 14:29:33 -0800

Question- What kind of bear is best? Fantastic! My thoughts exactly. Also:

By: Mr_Zero

Mr_Zero — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 14:32:08 -0800

Horse Farting

By: phaedon

phaedon — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 14:43:11 -0800

Goddamn, this is old news.

By: Bugg

Bugg — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 15:05:03 -0800

I read it as Kodiak beer. That would have been more interesting. But not much.

By: Gary

Gary — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 15:05:16 -0800

Camel vs. Little People relay race. Dustin Diamond vs. Ron Palillo (oops, this is a completely different horrible-awesome fox special)

By: KokuRyu

KokuRyu — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 15:27:11 -0800

A compilation of Super Jockey clips, most of which date back to the 90s. Sadly, Japanese tv is no longer like this...

By: ikkyu2

ikkyu2 — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 17:09:40 -0800

Is that Larry freaking Merchant introducing the bear? What a great little clip.

By: lazaruslong

lazaruslong — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 17:16:23 -0800

Killing one bear should aggro every bears.

By: loquacious

loquacious — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 17:31:39 -0800

I just want to see a contest between the prime number shitting bear and a human.

By: cedar

cedar — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 19:21:57 -0800

I don't care how old this is, it was hysterical. I am blessed (cursed) with an entire high school football team downstairs. They're sitting around being adolescents preparing for the beginning of two-a-days tomorrow. This involves beer, XBox and profanity. Girls, maybe -- but hopefully I'll be asleep by then. They worship this Kobywhatever guy. It's like it's a real sport and they shit themselves over this video. Mind you, these are boys looking at full rides to Division II (maybe better, in a few cases) schools and consider themselves serious athletes. Thanks. I'm like part of the 'crew' now instead of being the creepy old guy who keeps yelling for no reason.

By: mobunited

mobunited — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 12:07:01 -0800

Why did I not see this on the Colbert Report?

By: Pollomacho

Pollomacho — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 12:19:50 -0800

Hey! Here are the children of the wacky family! "Thank you for so many hamburgers," they say! "Ohhhh," says the father, "you cannot have hamburgers or candy canes until you do your homework!" "But we have no homework," say the children. "No homework?" Says the wacky father, "Then you will have to fight the bear!"