Comments on: Horror Saturday

Horror Saturday

Mblue — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 14:42:38 -0800

Your teenage son loves terrible horror movies, like C.H.U.D. How do you mend his ways? Well, you start with Paranoiac, and move on to Ravenous 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8,9,10,11,12. While he's still quaking, show him Takashi Miike's brutal Ôdishon ( even YouTube won't air those scenes.) Lighten the coming dark with Shaun of the Dead.

By: Pope Guilty

Pope Guilty — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 14:45:46 -0800

CHUD was the shit. But seriously, CHUD is a different kind of terrible from, say, Friday the 13th: Part Eleventy.

By: kittens for breakfast

kittens for breakfast — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 14:51:31 -0800

I'm sorry, Mblue, but your teenage son does not have terrible taste in horror movies. Let me know when he expresses his admiration for the remake of The Hills Have Eyes. THEN you've got a problem. C.H.U.D. rules! (Meanwhile, I hope you're prepared to bankroll the inevitable years of therapy after he watches Audition...)

By: aubilenon

aubilenon — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 14:53:03 -0800

Bob the Angry Flower's version

By: M Edward

M Edward — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 14:54:00 -0800

I enjoyed Ravenous. I think it was mainly because of the soundtrack. Oh, and the That was...really...sneaky bit.

By: brundlefly

brundlefly — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 15:03:59 -0800

Ravenous is an awesome movie. The score is brilliant. Very weird film. But... uh... you're linking to a major studio film in its entirely?

By: slimepuppy

slimepuppy — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 15:06:28 -0800

A bunch of trailers and an entire film, though admittedly entertaining, in 12 low-quality videos on youtube? Pretty fucking weak.

By: quin

quin — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 15:10:21 -0800

"He was LICKING ME!" Ravenous rocks. But yeah, linking to the whole thing? Prolly not such a hot idea.

By: Astro Zombie

Astro Zombie — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 15:23:13 -0800

If you haven't done so, you must watch CHUD with the commentary track. It may be one of the funniest things I have ever heard.

By: papakwanz

papakwanz — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 15:25:00 -0800

I will say that in a sense, knowing anything about Odishon before seeing it -- even just an adjective describing it -- is a bit of a spoiler. It is an amazing movie, though. When I showed it to my ex-wife, she refused to talk to me for a week. Perhaps that's why we're no longer married.

By: Mblue

Mblue — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 15:27:24 -0800

Mea culpa. I linked it because it was there. The whole "why'd you climb the mountain" thing. On another note, Chud has its supporters. I still don't understand why, but different strokes, eh?

By: hexatron

hexatron — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 15:52:49 -0800

"When I showed it to my ex-wife, she refused to talk to me for a week." I had a similar experience with Brazil. But at least then I wasn't the only one in the theater who laughed, like when I saw Taxi Driver

By: Busithoth

Busithoth — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 16:09:30 -0800

I got the silent treatment for taking a girl to 'Crash' (hey, I'd loved Cronenberg's earlier films (the Fly still ranks way up there on good horror). And I bought Ravenous new for $12. It's not like it's some blockbuster money maker for the director or studio. It looks and sounds much better, and having it available to people who answer yes to 'do you want to see something really scary?' never seen CHUD, though, so what do I know?

By: jimmy

jimmy — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 16:41:45 -0800

Didn't read closely enough -- when I first saw this post, I thought it was in reference to chud.com's recent list of the editors' 50 favorite guilty pleasures. One worth perusing for those interested in i'm too lazy to finish this comment, just go read that thing

By: autodidact

autodidact — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 16:48:44 -0800

I think C.H.U.D. has its supporters mainly because, for about the first five years of video stores, it had one of the most interesting box jackets on the shelf. I remember looking at it over and over again but somehow never renting it.

By: Mblue

Mblue — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 16:56:39 -0800

Busithoth, David Cronenberg rocks. The Brood still makes me shiver.

By: yeti

yeti — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 17:04:58 -0800

even YouTube won't air those scenes. Looks like that whole movie is on youtube too.

By: shmegegge

shmegegge — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 17:13:18 -0800

Audition is one of the freakiest goddamn movies I've ever seen, and I've seen a lot of freaky god damn movies. On the tangent of movies that have earned one the silent treatment or worse: I once took an ex to see Sin City and spent the rest of the night being accused of having pedophile rape fantasies. Not a date movie, apparently.

By: shmegegge

shmegegge — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 17:16:52 -0800

Also I just watched the first 2 and a half minutes of ravenous and I can't tell if they're doing something really right or everything really really wrong.

By: quin

quin — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 17:31:44 -0800

It's really right, shmegegge. It's a black comedy that actually manages to be both dark and unexpectedly funny. It sells itself as one thing, and delivers something much, much better.

By: PontifexPrimus

PontifexPrimus — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 17:40:10 -0800

If you follow CHUD with Shaun, you should also serve a special chaser to Ravenous: Cannibal the Musical (YouTube sample).

By: Ambrosia Voyeur

Ambrosia Voyeur — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 17:45:04 -0800

Wow, I didn't realize that CHUD was a prequel to The Descent (AKA "Bitch, Don't Go In There, The Movie"). And yeah, all hail the Cronenberg. He's shpadoinkly.

By: quin

quin — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 17:46:32 -0800

If you follow CHUD with Shaun... Cannibal the Musical Yes. Troma films meets the guys from South Park. Madness. And if you are still in a Shaun kind of place, you should see Spaced. Which is most of the cast of SotD, and was (episode 3) where the idea to make Shaun actually came from. It is brilliant and available in the usual places.

By: Mblue

Mblue — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 17:56:17 -0800

Ambrosia Voyeur shpadoinkly. I give you a long distance kiss for that word.

By: papakwanz

papakwanz — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 18:55:24 -0800

shmegegge: When I saw Sin City in the theater, there was a couple of high school kids making out the entire time, so I guess ymmv on that one.

By: NetizenKen

NetizenKen — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 19:03:00 -0800

Ravenous was an entertaining, darkly humorous and over-the-top horror movie that I readily join in recommending. But ... for those not put off by subtitles and looking for something hauntingly disturbing and unpredictably surreal (but not 'off-puttingly' surreal like, perhaps, some of David Lynch's films) ... Audition is about as out there as I ever want to be taken. It starts out slowly and subtly, as a lonely, middle-aged guy embarks on an unconventional and, er, dishonest approach to finding a new girlfriend ... and then the film veers off in altogether different and horrifically unforgettable directions. And yes, it appears that the whole thing has been posted in 13 parts on youtube, at least as of this posting. It's worth renting, or even buying (list price is just $14.95 for the DVD, and of course it's readily found online for less at the usual sites). Another Japanese horror film (not at all on a par with Audition, but still worth seeing if you don't mind subtitles) that you may not've heard a lot about is Uzumaki, the Japanese word for spirals. It's an imaginative 'psychological thriller,' mainly, and probably not for those who need everything tidily explained. The trailer is here via youtube, along with a more extended unofficial 'fan remix' trailer (may contain spoilers) here.

By: andywolf

andywolf — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 19:37:04 -0800

Nick Frost and Simon Pegg doing a "how to" for surviving zombie attacks. i think it's pre shaun of the dead.

By: biscotti

biscotti — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 20:52:07 -0800

Also I just watched the first 2 and a half minutes of ravenous and I can't tell if they're doing something really right or everything really really wrong. Exactly. And the whole movie is like that, it's part schlock horror-comedy, part serious character/history study and part something really dark and icky. Very few movies succeed at keeping you off-balance that well, it's like it's a small look into a bit of some really bizarre alternate universe. If you can relax and go along for the ride, it's a lot of fun. And it's truly beautifully filmed and has some wonderful stunt sequences for added goodness. I hate the soundtrack music but even so I admit it's perfect for the movie. I adore Ravenous, but loads of people absolutely hate it and I can certainly see why.

By: ZachsMind

ZachsMind — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 20:58:43 -0800

THAT was great!

By: PostIronyIsNotaMyth

PostIronyIsNotaMyth — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 23:26:38 -0800

MehFilter

By: kid ichorous

kid ichorous — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 23:58:28 -0800

Don't make him watch Threads. Don't make him watch Threads. Don't make him watch Threads. [mefi]

By: theperfectcrime

theperfectcrime — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 00:33:21 -0800

Get him a chaperone, a plane ticket to Austin, and a badge for Fantastic Fest. Jesus, I can't wait!

By: lapolla

lapolla — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 01:08:34 -0800

scariest movie i ever saw. (warning: spoileriffic.) for anyone preferring not to know the plot, it's called don't be afraid of the dark and it just screened here in SF at the dead channels fest. i just couldn't bring myself to see it, so sure i would suffered the night terrors if i did. oh, and - i LOVE audition, i think it would be a great date movie.

By: brundlefly

brundlefly — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 03:04:29 -0800

jimmy writes "Didn't read closely enough -- when I first saw this post, I thought it was in reference to chud.com's recent list of the editors' 50 favorite guilty pleasures." I was thinking the same thing. C.H.U.D. is, of course, on the list.

By: stavrosthewonderchicken

stavrosthewonderchicken — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 03:24:34 -0800

Audition is one of the freakiest goddamn movies I've ever seen, and I've seen a lot of freaky god damn movies. And Audition's one of Miike's milder films in some ways.

By: shmegegge

shmegegge — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 04:01:06 -0800

in some ways, totally. I saw Ichi the Killer, and it was certainly far more gory and had a lot more... shit, I don't know what to call it... attitude? But it didn't give me nightmares the way audition did. not even close.

By: stavrosthewonderchicken

stavrosthewonderchicken — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 04:35:45 -0800

Try Visitor Q or Gozu, two of my faves! Crazy crazy (horrible, brain-sandpapering) stuff.

By: howfar

howfar — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 05:31:31 -0800

Visitor Q horrible? Nonsense. Visitor Q is a, ultimately, a family comedy about the possibility of redemption through individuality and acceptance. And the guy getting repeatedly bonked on the head from behind always slays me. Why is everyone moving away from me? Guys? Guys?

By: LeeJay

LeeJay — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 06:19:16 -0800

I'm so glad to see so many who also loved Ravenous! What biscotti said, exactly.

By: slimepuppy

slimepuppy — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 07:13:10 -0800

I always thought of Audition as a modern morality tale, really. The guy gets punished for his actions. There are plenty of loving women his own age who are interested around him, but he only has eyes for a 20-something pretty actress that he met through rather devious means. He brings his ultimate fate on himself. Whether the punishment fits the crime is another question, but he's not that far removed from the teenagers that get slaughtered for doing drugs and having sex in the Friday the 13th movies. A really fascinating movie all in all and definitely deserving of a few rewatches.

By: jessamyn

jessamyn — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 08:36:18 -0800

I got the silent treatment for taking a girl to 'Crash' You are dating the wrong girls. Anyone who doesn't think that Tetsuo the Iron Man is a great date flick is probbaly better off not going to the movies with.

By: Busithoth

Busithoth — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 08:45:56 -0800

wow, jessamyn. while I think you're right about that particular girl, Tetsuo's upping the ante even further.

By: darkripper

darkripper — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 10:04:21 -0800

Audition is probably my favourite Miike ever. But I must admit I've seen of him just the batshitinsane things like Izo and Zebraman. Ichi is too scary for me (I've read some of the manga and it's disgusting).

By: solipsophistocracy

solipsophistocracy — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 13:08:41 -0800

The animated Ichi prequel is pretty good too. It makes the original that much more enjoyable. I love the way that Audition drags for so long. The first time I saw it, I thought it was just some weird romantic comedy with funky angled shots for the first hour or so. Visitor Q is without a doubt the most fucked up movie I have ever seen.

By: stavrosthewonderchicken

stavrosthewonderchicken — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 19:44:07 -0800

Visitor Q is a, ultimately, a family comedy Heh. Actually, Miike's The Happiness of the Katakuris, a remake of a Korean movie, actually kind of is that. A musical comedy, no less. Still, it's Miike, so it's freaky.

By: zap rowsdower

zap rowsdower — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 21:08:21 -0800

As far as "test of date material" movies, the two I tend to use are "Dog Bite Dog" and "All About Lily Chou Chou." Neither is horror, but both ravage your brain as good as any of the real master horror films. Oh, and another positive vote for C.H.U.D. Damn how I miss "USA's UP! All Night" with Gilbert Gottfried ( which showed C.H.U.D. 2! )

By: brundlefly

brundlefly — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 02:48:02 -0800

Gottfried!? Fuck that shit! Rhonda Shear!