Zombies, Pirates, Buffalo, Ninjas

August 12, 2007 1:06 PM

The Fuzzwich mini-vid widgit lets you build easy little animations.
posted by carsonb (26 comments total)

The characters, the music, the set-up is all spot on. Good fun! It's just too bad I'm not any good at this kind of thing.
posted by carsonb at 1:07 PM on August 12, 2007

Man. I'd like to see someone do something fun with that. I found the interface a bit boggling—couldn't even figure out how to delete crap. And that's how I ended up with this poorly paced stinker.
posted by cortex at 1:20 PM on August 12, 2007

To delete crap: click on the character's corresponding box to the left and select the blank box in the top left corner.
posted by carsonb at 1:28 PM on August 12, 2007

Dialogue management vexes me. Also, GIANT PUG.
posted by cortex at 1:32 PM on August 12, 2007

The "literal viking" did it for me.
posted by rokusan at 1:36 PM on August 12, 2007

Just pause it when the text balloon appears, and then delete all the text in it. The balloon is taken out, too.
posted by carsonb at 1:36 PM on August 12, 2007

MEIN GOTT
posted by cortex at 1:38 PM on August 12, 2007 [1 favorite]

I am in love with this thing. I made you this piece of crap: pugs that don't talk.
posted by fluffy battle kitten at 1:45 PM on August 12, 2007 [1 favorite]

lol
posted by carsonb at 1:58 PM on August 12, 2007

Unrequited KITT(y) Funk.
posted by chrismear at 2:10 PM on August 12, 2007 [2 favorites]

For your viewing pleasure, killer robots that speak like Yoda. I suggest you scatter them before they ask the cat.
posted by ZachsMind at 2:34 PM on August 12, 2007 [1 favorite]

Donnie Darko in twenty seconds.
posted by ZachsMind at 2:38 PM on August 12, 2007 [1 favorite]

Cute, but reeeeally frustrating. The only way to make my twin Picards exit in simultanaeity resulted in my clicking on one of the links at right, the Baby God their union at the rainbow produced couldn't speak a line at a time, and couldn't properly fart a pegasus.
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 2:38 PM on August 12, 2007

What do Fuzzwich and the Axe Effect have in common? Not much.

...The random button is fun!
posted by ZachsMind at 2:43 PM on August 12, 2007

It's especially frustrating on a laptop...but I am still in love with it.
posted by fluffy battle kitten at 2:44 PM on August 12, 2007

I haven't started trying to create one. Well i kinda tried, but I think they really need to re-evaluate their interface. it's not user-friendly, or as easy as they think it is.

I'm having more fun watching what others have attempted. I know it's overkill but I can't help myself.

For some reason this one reminds me of Bambi vs Godzilla only without the payoff at the end.
posted by ZachsMind at 2:52 PM on August 12, 2007 [1 favorite]

...and I've learned the secret to getting a black background.
posted by ZachsMind at 2:54 PM on August 12, 2007 [2 favorites]

LLAMAS!

okey i'll stop. =)
posted by ZachsMind at 3:01 PM on August 12, 2007

that was pretty good ZachsMind
posted by caddis at 3:04 PM on August 12, 2007

Okay, finally. Woot.
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 3:04 PM on August 12, 2007 [1 favorite]

A pug farting Pegasi? MY BABYGOD AT LAST!!!
posted by carsonb at 3:08 PM on August 12, 2007

What happened to the crowd that always pops up and yells about self-linking in an FPP? (The second link)
posted by tehloki at 3:49 PM on August 12, 2007

I can't aim my hoppings well enough sans mouse . . .
posted by kingfisher, his musclebound cat at 4:33 PM on August 12, 2007

This strikes me as something I'd really enjoy if I weren't so damn lazy.
posted by Serial Killer Slumber Party at 5:26 PM on August 12, 2007

What happened to the crowd that always pops up and yells about self-linking in an FPP?

They took it to MetaTalk.
posted by carsonb at 5:54 PM on August 12, 2007 [1 favorite]

I'd like to take this last opportunity to thank you all who came and enjoyed and to wish you all a safe Intartubes.

To those of you here now, I hope the link still works. If not, sorry. You missed it and it was really, really awesome. It's ok, don't worry! There's bound to be something good left in these archives. Keep looking.
posted by carsonb at 6:08 AM on September 12, 2007