Now with 100% pure jism!
August 13, 2007 8:56 AM   Subscribe

Have you ever wanted to know the semen content of a Big Mac? Is the filet o' fish made from octopus meat? Do they really use worms to thicken up their burgers? How much prison time is the Hamburglar serving? Although they might taste of poo, there's really no poo in the strawberry milkshakes.
posted by PeterMcDermott (7 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: FREE HAMBURGLAR -- cortex



 
This post made from 100% post-consumer content.
posted by DU at 8:58 AM on August 13, 2007


Pepsi Q & A
posted by Poolio at 9:00 AM on August 13, 2007


Two all-beef patties...
posted by Wolfdog at 9:01 AM on August 13, 2007


Are you on double patrol today, Burhanistan?
posted by Poolio at 9:02 AM on August 13, 2007


The Hamburglar answer is disappointing.
posted by look busy at 9:03 AM on August 13, 2007


Ugh. I did search on both McDonalds and on makeyourownmind.co.uk but neither came up in my search.

OK, flagged it.
posted by PeterMcDermott at 9:04 AM on August 13, 2007


Just remember that there could be zero average jism content even if one patty was 100% jism and the other 10 billion were 0.
posted by dobbs at 9:08 AM on August 13, 2007 [1 favorite]


« Older Radar images of earth   |   Cold, Wet, and Doubly Up in Your Crotch. Newer »


This thread has been archived and is closed to new comments