It's finger lickin' suave

August 13, 2007 1:12 PM

What do you give the chicken who has everything? Well, maybe this.
posted by DeepFriedTwinkies (11 comments total)

One of the webpages I used to frequent had a user that decided to make posts for all the letters in the alphabet. It basically resulted in a lot of crap posts and a lot of strange titles.

I get the feeling that the eponysterical thing here at metafilter will have similar results.
posted by 517 at 1:26 PM on August 13, 2007

DFT! I thought you were going to say stuff it in a turkey . Or maybe give it a white suit and a gun.
posted by sleepy pete at 1:39 PM on August 13, 2007

I was expecting the subservient chicken.
posted by Bort at 1:42 PM on August 13, 2007

You wear a disguise to look like human guys,
But you're not a man, you're a chicken, Boo.
posted by Faint of Butt at 1:50 PM on August 13, 2007

This is exactly what the internet is for.

Thanks, DeepFriedTwinkies.
posted by palmcorder_yajna at 1:54 PM on August 13, 2007

It is interesting to me that people do this but I would never cover my auracanas beautiful patterned plumage with this.
posted by Iron Rat at 2:24 PM on August 13, 2007

Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should.
posted by Belle O'Cosity at 2:29 PM on August 13, 2007

Thank you, DFT. Tonight I will rest a little easier, thinking about all those chickens in soups, I mean, suits. I see a future where there will be a chicken in every suit.

Why am I having deja vu?
posted by mistersquid at 2:34 PM on August 13, 2007

But wouldn't the back of it fill up with poop?
posted by Kraftmatic Adjustable Cheese at 3:02 PM on August 13, 2007

What could I get this chicken for his birthday?
posted by Viomeda at 3:34 PM on August 13, 2007

Hmmm, one of my hens is molting now and would probably enjoy a nice cozy knitted vest.

*eyes yarn stash speculatively*
posted by Quietgal at 6:47 PM on August 13, 2007