Quagmire.
August 15, 2007 5:53 PM   Subscribe

Dick Cheney used to make a lot of sense. [one link YouTube post]
posted by eunoia (43 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: blarg. by which I mean single link political dorky newsfilter youtubery not really that great any more questions? -- jessamyn



 
First!
posted by Poolio at 5:55 PM on August 15, 2007


No description? Hmm. Ok. "Cheney in 1994 on Iraq. Video of and interview with Vice President Cheney in 1994 saying that invading Iraq would create a quagmire."
posted by rolypolyman at 5:56 PM on August 15, 2007


Hoooh boy. Hey hey, ho ho, this penis party's gotta go.
posted by Deathalicious at 5:59 PM on August 15, 2007


flaggitty flaggitty flag flag flag
posted by dersins at 6:00 PM on August 15, 2007


Wendell! Get over here! We need you to end something!
posted by Effigy2000 at 6:00 PM on August 15, 2007


Last comment.
posted by grouse at 6:03 PM on August 15, 2007


Last comment.

Or, y'know, not.

I'm just sayin'....
posted by dersins at 6:05 PM on August 15, 2007


Second to last comment?
posted by anthill at 6:06 PM on August 15, 2007


I meant "last comment before dersins comments again." DUH.
posted by grouse at 6:06 PM on August 15, 2007


I could swear I've seen this somewhere before... somewhere gray...
posted by tehloki at 6:07 PM on August 15, 2007


hmm... looks familiar.
posted by blaneyphoto at 6:08 PM on August 15, 2007


It's going to go the distance!
posted by absalom at 6:08 PM on August 15, 2007


Deleted posts ought to get a new background colour, so we can say "He posted in the puce."
posted by Pope Guilty at 6:08 PM on August 15, 2007 [1 favorite]


Flip flopper!

[Last comment!]
posted by Fezboy! at 6:09 PM on August 15, 2007


WE HAS BUCKETS!
posted by Poolio at 6:10 PM on August 15, 2007


I also get MoveOn emails!
posted by ORthey at 6:11 PM on August 15, 2007


I believe the pre-existing term is "Shat in the blue"
posted by tehloki at 6:11 PM on August 15, 2007


And christ, when mefi knows a thread's going to get deleted, it almost turns into 4chan. What's next, child porn spam?
posted by tehloki at 6:13 PM on August 15, 2007


Giggedy-giggedy-gig-uh-dee!
posted by Pope Guilty at 6:13 PM on August 15, 2007


Flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.
posted by nevercalm at 6:18 PM on August 15, 2007


SLYTF. 'Tis St Robert Wyatt doing Shipbuilding.
posted by Abiezer at 6:19 PM on August 15, 2007


How 'bout words that rhyme with deletion?

Secretion.

Otherwise, I was just thinking last night, they say there's no word in the English language that rhymes with "orange", and I think they're right. But I started wondering if I've found another one: "trauma".

YES! There's no rhyme for trauma! I was right!

And that Cheney, christ, what an asshole.
posted by flapjax at midnite at 6:21 PM on August 15, 2007


WELCOME TO TEH INTERNETS
posted by 2sheets at 6:22 PM on August 15, 2007


Why did it take so long for someone to find this shit?
I mean, aren't there thousands of bloggers scanning CSpan...etc. and all?
posted by PHINC at 6:23 PM on August 15, 2007


Howz about referring to deleted posts as "Out of the Blue".
posted by Poolio at 6:23 PM on August 15, 2007


Drama rhymes with trauma, unless you speak a radically different dialect than I.
posted by polyhedron at 6:24 PM on August 15, 2007


Sorry man, Brahma. I think that's from India or something.
posted by snsranch at 6:24 PM on August 15, 2007 [1 favorite]


DOROTHY
Why, it's a man! A man made out of tin!

SCARECROW
What?

DOROTHY
Yes. Oh -- look --

TIN MAN
img tag.....img tag....

DOROTHY
Did you say something?

TIN MAN
img tag....

SCARECROW
img tag what?

DOROTHY
img tag? Oh -- oh, here it is!
posted by lekvar at 6:24 PM on August 15, 2007 [1 favorite]


Oh, phonetics: dra-u-ma. Drowma. Nah.

Hi, flapjax!
posted by snsranch at 6:25 PM on August 15, 2007 [1 favorite]


Save the trauma for your momma and the Dali Lama and hunt for Osama and vote for Obama and instead of a period you typed a comma so now the ruskies will drop the Tsar Bomba which will hasten your Rendezvous with Rama, not just a bull it's a Brahma. Werd.
posted by Slap*Happy at 6:27 PM on August 15, 2007 [2 favorites]


Trauma rhymes with 'former" and even chicken korma where I'm from. Which, let's face it, is a much nicer place than where any of you shower fetched up in.
posted by Abiezer at 6:31 PM on August 15, 2007


Getting back on topic, this really accurately illustrated what a
BIG FUCKING LYING ASSHOLE DICK CHENEY IS!!!!!!
posted by snsranch at 6:31 PM on August 15, 2007 [1 favorite]


Jesus. Be nice. Stop shitting in the thread on the self-fulfilling assumption the thread will be shat in.
posted by orthogonality at 6:32 PM on August 15, 2007


Dick Cheney once shot me in the penis, thus ending my illustrious fencing career.
posted by psmith at 6:32 PM on August 15, 2007


Hey look at me, I has a penis!

(I really do know better than this.) I'll stop now.
posted by snsranch at 6:37 PM on August 15, 2007 [1 favorite]


Oh, phonetics: dra-u-ma. Drowma. Nah.

Seems to be a dialect thing then. I've always heard it as "traw-ma" which is one of two pronunciations according to dictionary.com, the other being the "trou-muh" that you must use if drama doesn't rhyme with it for you.
posted by wildcrdj at 6:45 PM on August 15, 2007


My submission for orange rhyme (and worst poem ever):

Oh luscious, sun-kiss'd crates of orange,
Which mountains compare to thy beauty?
There's no range.
posted by ericbop at 6:47 PM on August 15, 2007


Oh be nice. (or ol' Dick might shoot you in the face.)
posted by dgaicun at 6:51 PM on August 15, 2007


Why orange essamyn and cortex here yet!?
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 6:54 PM on August 15, 2007


You USAians would be a lot better off if you had more wise leaders like this Mr Cheney.
posted by jaronson at 6:54 PM on August 15, 2007


A guy who flip-flops like that is the same type of guy who would shoot his best friend in the face.
posted by Balisong at 6:54 PM on August 15, 2007


Oh, hell. I think I left my schmorange in my other pants.
posted by horsewithnoname at 6:58 PM on August 15, 2007


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posted by stirfry at 6:59 PM on August 15, 2007


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