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August 16, 2007 8:16 AM   Subscribe

 
God-awful web design.
posted by milarepa at 8:21 AM on August 16, 2007


God-awful web design.

Well it would be a bit weird if the games were deliberately terrible but the site looked really nice. Great link.
posted by game warden to the events rhino at 8:24 AM on August 16, 2007


I think we just squashed him. Here's a coralized link for when he comes back online.
posted by flabdablet at 8:30 AM on August 16, 2007


Damn it, I was heading for a high score on 'Driving Between Sticks'.
posted by game warden to the events rhino at 8:35 AM on August 16, 2007


... "Aunt eating"?
posted by boo_radley at 8:49 AM on August 16, 2007


I'm totally gonna get "Flying Bird Punchers" tattooed on my bicep so I can show off at my local bar!
posted by robocop is bleeding at 8:52 AM on August 16, 2007


Squashed in 14 minutes. Is that a record?
posted by kuujjuarapik at 9:07 AM on August 16, 2007




The links on the main page aren't coralized because they're absolute URLs. It is a shitty website, after all.
posted by neckro23 at 9:54 AM on August 16, 2007


23027 on Uncle Eating. Bastard game wouldn't let me stop!
posted by flabdablet at 9:56 AM on August 16, 2007


Even the coralized links are straining on the toilet..
posted by CynicalKnight at 10:28 AM on August 16, 2007


Here's a truly god awful game if you can't access those from the post.
posted by madamjujujive at 10:49 AM on August 16, 2007 [1 favorite]


I like the instruction manual for Driving Between Sticks:

Pressing the key located below the letter n will engage the velocitator. The left arrow key will allow you to steer toward the left, while steering the wheel to the right can be simulated with pressure applied to the key which bears an arrow pointing in a like direction. Releasing the unlabeled key on the keyboard, thereby releasing the pressure simulated to the velocitator, will disengage acceleration, allowing for a slowdown of the vehicle controlled by the keyboard. Sticks have been strategically placed to indicate the safe area of the road to drive on. IT IS NOT ADVISABLE TO SHARE THE SAME SPACE WITH ONE OF THE WARNING STICKS. Travel as far as you can safely manage!
posted by agropyron at 11:18 AM on August 16, 2007


So bad they made Friday come a day early!
posted by DU at 11:31 AM on August 16, 2007


It's been Friday here for four and a half hours, mate.
posted by flabdablet at 11:33 AM on August 16, 2007


What a coincidence, they've been wrong for the same exact amount of time.
posted by Plutor at 11:47 AM on August 16, 2007


Block Moving Team is evil, and not just because it plays "Powerhouse" over and over and over again.
posted by yhbc at 11:52 AM on August 16, 2007


Excellent life advice from the Instruction Manual of Flying Bird Puncher:

"Punch Birds. From above, if you like living. Click to flap, move cursor to move. Don't fall in the lava."

(These manuals might make a nice graduation present for your favourite high school student).
posted by salishsea at 12:43 PM on August 16, 2007


I could have pwned the first time I played Joust if the Instructions had been that straight-forward.
posted by misha at 1:11 PM on August 16, 2007 [1 favorite]


Wait, now it's a gag?

Um, I don't get it.
posted by Deathalicious at 3:33 PM on August 16, 2007


*sigh* never mind. Go to sleep, Death*
posted by Deathalicious at 3:42 PM on August 16, 2007


Who wrote the instructions, Borat?
posted by WaterSprite at 5:43 PM on August 16, 2007


That should actually read:

"Who wrote the instructions? Borat?"
posted by WaterSprite at 5:44 PM on August 16, 2007


OK, maybe i did not understand the instructions, or maybe "Aunt Eater" is just a really bad game.
posted by WaterSprite at 5:47 PM on August 16, 2007


Not bad: god-awful.
posted by bru at 7:33 PM on August 16, 2007


aunt eater has the same instructions as uncle eater, despite having entirely different gameplay.
posted by Arturus at 8:11 PM on August 16, 2007


Well, you can't sue this site for false advertising.
posted by ikkyu2 at 1:00 AM on August 17, 2007


I can't wait for these to come out on the Wii.
posted by slogger at 7:31 AM on August 17, 2007


They're flash games -- you can already play them on the Wii! :)
posted by crickets at 12:02 PM on August 17, 2007


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