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Dick/Crack/Head - The Return of Alexyss K. Tylor. And yeah, it's a single link YouTube post that definitely isn't safe for work. Previously.
posted by awesomebrad (36 comments total) 4 users marked this as a favorite

 
metafilter: the best of public television!
posted by andywolf at 3:22 PM on August 16, 2007


It's designed for waste to come out of if.
posted by AwkwardPause at 3:24 PM on August 16, 2007


What, MetaFilter?
posted by Mister_A at 3:31 PM on August 16, 2007


On second viewing: "Everybody's takin' dick up their ass...except me."
posted by awesomebrad at 3:32 PM on August 16, 2007


My favorite Alexyss quote: "they sucking dick up till they hiccup...for a fee!"
posted by ColdChef at 3:41 PM on August 16, 2007


OMFG, laughing so hard I hate to redo this simple sentance four GAWDAMN TIMES and still have no point..
posted by Elim at 3:52 PM on August 16, 2007


Umm, did she just say something about yard long dick?
posted by rbs at 3:53 PM on August 16, 2007


As per usual with Alexyss, this is mind-boggling. Thanks!

BTW: what on earth does Alexyss' mom have on her lap in these videos? Initially thought it was a laptop but repeated views have convinced me otherwise.
posted by porn in the woods at 3:54 PM on August 16, 2007


metafilter: designed for waste to come out of if.
posted by wsg at 4:03 PM on August 16, 2007


Yes, rbs, she did say something about yard long dick.
posted by awesomebrad at 4:08 PM on August 16, 2007




I feel satisfied and rejuvenated.
posted by WolfDaddy at 4:11 PM on August 16, 2007


i don't get it, is this funny in the way health class was in junior high? so she says cock, sucking balls, ass fucking or whatever. big fucking deal.
posted by andywolf at 4:25 PM on August 16, 2007


Is it wrong that I'm turned on by this?
posted by desjardins at 4:27 PM on August 16, 2007


I think it's the combination of her earnestness + ignorance/naivete of the topic at hand + crass delivery + warped mysticism that really bring the tears for me.
posted by basicchannel at 4:38 PM on August 16, 2007


I'm alarmed.
posted by These Penises Are Alarmed at 4:38 PM on August 16, 2007 [3 favorites]


I love this woman. My only criticism is that there's no C-camera coverage of her mother. Some of her reactions are hilarious, and with some close-ups and good editing would be even funnier.
posted by Kraftmatic Adjustable Cheese at 5:05 PM on August 16, 2007


Suicidal urges have been curbed. Thanks.
posted by Curry at 5:30 PM on August 16, 2007 [1 favorite]


Why is it that every time I try to sell some dick / crack, it doesn't work out nearly as well for me?
posted by psmealey at 5:58 PM on August 16, 2007


what on earth does Alexyss' mom have on her lap in these videos? Initially thought it was a laptop but repeated views have convinced me otherwise.

I think it's one of those jackrabbit things.
posted by UbuRoivas at 5:59 PM on August 16, 2007


I'm alarmed.

epenisterical!
posted by UbuRoivas at 6:00 PM on August 16, 2007


Metafilter: Flagging them down man, they out on the stroll flagging dicks down.
posted by mmcg at 6:06 PM on August 16, 2007


- or -

Metafilter: They will suck a dick for some food.
posted by mmcg at 6:06 PM on August 16, 2007


She commented!

alexyssktylor (26 minutes ago)
I'm not a racist I'm just being real!

posted by mdonley at 6:39 PM on August 16, 2007


Metafilter: Sucking dick up till they hiccup... for a fee!

Sorry.
posted by motty at 6:39 PM on August 16, 2007


Shes hot.
posted by Sailormom at 6:41 PM on August 16, 2007


She is kind of hot.
posted by Kraftmatic Adjustable Cheese at 7:11 PM on August 16, 2007


I think it's one of those jackrabbit things.

Jackrabbit?!? When I was young, a jackrabbit would jump from here to there. We are truly living in the 21st century.
posted by porn in the woods at 7:16 PM on August 16, 2007


She commented!

Great. Can somebody summon Paris Hilton now? I'd like to draw up a deckchair, put on some popcorn & listen in to their discussion.
posted by UbuRoivas at 7:17 PM on August 16, 2007 [1 favorite]


desjardins, no, it is a normal and healthy reaction. I want to know who would not be turned on by this.
posted by Meatbomb at 8:12 PM on August 16, 2007


BTW: what on earth does Alexyss' mom have on her lap in these videos? Initially thought it was a laptop but repeated views have convinced me otherwise.

At first viewing, I thought it was a cinder block. I still don't know what it is. Is it a cinder block?

Also, having never seen this before, WTF? Also: that's her mom? WTF?
posted by trip and a half at 8:15 PM on August 16, 2007


I thought it was a binder or folder of some sort. Perhaps a clipboard.

I'm too lazy to dig up the link, but the presence of her mother has been discussed here before. Or linked to.
posted by desjardins at 8:59 PM on August 16, 2007


Ok, your done...where's my sammich!
posted by The Light Fantastic at 11:23 PM on August 16, 2007


I also love her mom's reactions...is she down with all this, or is she thinking 'My god, did she just say that?!'.
posted by pepcorn at 6:35 AM on August 17, 2007


i wish the mother had a microphone too.

I also don't want to have no damn bowel problems, intestine problems, or sit-down problems.
posted by dubold at 6:41 AM on August 17, 2007


Metafilter: Crystal snack?
posted by jimfl at 2:17 PM on August 18, 2007


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