Moan My IP

August 22, 2007 6:10 PM

Sexy girls moaning your IP address. (probably NSFW)
posted by mr_crash_davis (35 comments total)

I checked this out earlier, and while they do a pretty good job of seamlessly mixing the moaned digits into a packed MP3... that chick sure likes to be loud. And apparently has a particular fondness for the number 1.
posted by revmitcz at 6:12 PM on August 22, 2007

um, yeah. pretty much what it sounds like. and definitely nsfw, especially if you have the volume up (although the busty woman at the top of the page could also be a problem).
posted by mosessis at 6:14 PM on August 22, 2007

laughing my @$$ off here while contemplating a prank for tomorrow morning..."Thanks. Come again!" Sure, sweetie, right after a brief refractory period....
posted by pax digita at 6:15 PM on August 22, 2007

lol..thats totally wrong.
posted by SirStan at 6:21 PM on August 22, 2007

I'm hung like a router.
posted by Poolio at 6:25 PM on August 22, 2007 [4 favorites]

Is this something I would need a working sound card to understand?
posted by Green With You at 6:25 PM on August 22, 2007

I came at the third "dot".
posted by Skygazer at 6:30 PM on August 22, 2007

Boy, I'm glad I went IPv6.
posted by nasreddin at 6:31 PM on August 22, 2007 [10 favorites]

I came at the third "dot".

TMI.
posted by Poolio at 6:32 PM on August 22, 2007

Poolio: "I'm hung like a router."

I prefer to be compared to a cable modem. Just don't go measuring bandwidth.
posted by mystyk at 6:33 PM on August 22, 2007 [1 favorite]

Welcome to MetaDigg.

Or is that FarkFilter?
posted by deCadmus at 6:54 PM on August 22, 2007

Or you could check out ipfreely.com.
(Kinda disappointed they didn't use a graphic of Bart)
posted by wendell at 6:58 PM on August 22, 2007

When I was fourteen I laid on my bed one afternoon and practiced my sexy moaning sounds, soft, then loud, then fast and hard, until my mom arrived home two hours early from work.

Pretty much killed my interest in fake moaning. Too bad, it can be such an art.
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 7:01 PM on August 22, 2007

That's a "sexy" noise? I'd tell her to hush or I'd watch Leno instead.
posted by davy at 7:09 PM on August 22, 2007 [1 favorite]

She says "zero" not "oh" for 0. Missed one there methinks.
posted by Abiezer at 7:22 PM on August 22, 2007

111010101100010101010101001101010101011111010100111001001010101001010101001100101010

*snicker* Yeah, That's what she said!!
posted by damn dirty ape at 7:45 PM on August 22, 2007 [1 favorite]

I thought you said it would be sexy?
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 7:48 PM on August 22, 2007

This is necessary why?
posted by fourcheesemac at 8:17 PM on August 22, 2007

[this is good]
posted by sciurus at 8:19 PM on August 22, 2007

If you're a straight boy, the entire world is a repository of stuff for you to jerk off to. Must be nice.
posted by ethnomethodologist at 8:22 PM on August 22, 2007

I just jerked off to your comment, ethnomethodologist. Thanks!
posted by Justinian at 8:54 PM on August 22, 2007 [7 favorites]

I would actually say "hopefully NSFW."
posted by Camofrog at 8:56 PM on August 22, 2007

Well, I just spanked it to Justianian's spanking it...

And I want proof the girls are sexy...
posted by Samizdata at 8:59 PM on August 22, 2007

This seems much more amusing to me than it really should.

ethnomethodologist: Not the entire world. I'm still waiting for a box fan that will talk dirty to me.
posted by The Great Big Mulp at 9:13 PM on August 22, 2007

*golf clap* for Justinian
posted by Poolio at 10:29 PM on August 22, 2007 [1 favorite]

I don't know who came up with this (pun intended), but they deserve a medal or a smack in the head or something. This is what the internet is for.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 10:43 PM on August 22, 2007

This is what the internet is for.

Nah, it's more meta than that, because it's IPs, so this is what the Internet IS.
posted by davejay at 11:08 PM on August 22, 2007 [1 favorite]

I wish my IP had more 9's in it now.
posted by lazaruslong at 1:14 AM on August 23, 2007

See, this is what happens when sysadmins go insane from stress and/or boredom.

The moral of the story is this: Buy Lego for your sysadmin. And porn. And stop installing Limewire.
posted by loquacious at 2:21 AM on August 23, 2007 [1 favorite]

Well that was pointless. But fun! Thanks for the link.
posted by Effigy2000 at 2:26 AM on August 23, 2007

I think the Internet has now officially gone as far as it can go. There will not be anything better than this ever.
posted by Joey Michaels at 2:48 AM on August 23, 2007

If you're a straight boy, the entire world is a repository of stuff for you to jerk off to. Must be nice.

Are you sure you are an ethnomethodologist?
posted by srboisvert at 4:20 AM on August 23, 2007

I don't know how you guys can beat off to this woman's voice reciting an IP address once. As ancient and unhealthy as I am, I need a bit more encouragement. Anyone know if there's a way to get her to recite pi?
posted by ZachsMind at 8:28 AM on August 23, 2007

Wow. You must be ancient. How many decimal places do you need? Never mind. I really don't want to know.

Otherwise, I'm pretty much shocked that it's taken this long for someone to come up with this idea.
posted by Dave Faris at 9:56 AM on August 23, 2007

Hilarious.

Though I have no idea why.
posted by quin at 10:21 AM on August 23, 2007