Comments on: Pecker

Pecker

fandango_matt — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 21:03:54 -0800

Bald Cock. SFW.

By: Poolio

Poolio — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 21:09:14 -0800

Cock-a-doodle-do-not-want.

By: loquax

loquax — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 21:11:52 -0800

2002?

By: SassHat

SassHat — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 21:12:28 -0800

I'm sorry. That ....creature...is NOTSAFEFORWORK. Nightmarez!

By: Pastabagel

Pastabagel — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 21:13:02 -0800

Huh. So that's what dinosaurs looked like.

By: Phire

Phire — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 21:15:06 -0800

Bald Cock. Safe for - OH GOOD FREAKING GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

By: OrangeDrink

OrangeDrink — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 21:17:14 -0800

Every single quotation begs to be followed by "That's what she said" and a beefy chortle by someone in cargo pants. Metafilter: Every single quot - what, what have I done?

By: Mister Cheese

Mister Cheese — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 21:19:38 -0800

Creepy. I actually though of the dinosaur thing as well, but realized that you'd have to replace the feathers with scales; might make the chickens more durable and less vulnerable to being featherless. But then, scales kind of remove the point of breeding a bald chicken. Appearance based disgust shouldn't be the reason the mass scale breeding a chicken like this should be questioned: there are legitimate concerns about how well these things would survive being raised. Not to mention any genetic vulnerabilities that arise from the breeding process.

By: misha

misha — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 21:23:42 -0800

Plus, think of all the expense for therapy for the poor chickens. And training the foxes to recognize the new featherless chickens. And all the chicken pluckers that will be out of jobs. This would be a major drain on our economy. That is the ugliest thing I have ever seen

By: hydrophonic

hydrophonic — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 21:31:03 -0800

This would be a major drain on our economy. On the other hand, this will be a major boost for the chickensuit industry.

By: loquax

loquax — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 21:32:11 -0800

I don't think anyone has to worry about this. There hasn't been an article about them for more than five years.

By: slixtream

slixtream — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 21:36:11 -0800

I guess if they're gonna be all kept cramped and next to each other they may as well get naked and get some chicken love.

By: strawberryviagra

strawberryviagra — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 21:43:41 -0800

Man tonsils.

By: Poolio

Poolio — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 21:52:09 -0800

I don't think anyone has to worry about this. There hasn't been an article about them for more than five years. *golf clap*

By: Astro Zombie

Astro Zombie — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 21:54:37 -0800

Well, welcome to my fucking world, you bald little freak. Yeah, just tell the girls it's sexy. One in a thousand will fall for it.

By: Blazecock Pileon

Blazecock Pileon — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 22:06:32 -0800

I like hairless cock. Looks bigger.

By: The Light Fantastic

The Light Fantastic — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 22:17:31 -0800

Just wrong...just...really, really wrong...

By: jmcneilly

jmcneilly — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 22:19:46 -0800

I've felt this way before. A cold shower usually helps.

By: Mister Cheese

Mister Cheese — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 22:28:12 -0800

There hasn't been an article on my bald cock for more than five years. Doesn't mean people shouldn't worry about it.

By: stavrosthewonderchicken

stavrosthewonderchicken — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 22:42:02 -0800

I am somewhat disturbed by the recent trend in bizarre chicken-related posts. Let alone the chickenfucking gifs.

By: growabrain

growabrain — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 22:54:20 -0800

what chickenfucking gifs? i didn't see any...

By: stavrosthewonderchicken

stavrosthewonderchicken — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 23:04:12 -0800

Ask jessamyn.

By: Poolio

Poolio — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 23:17:03 -0800

It's too sensitive a subject for stavros. ;)

By: rob511

rob511 — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 23:34:48 -0800

I can't for the life of me think why, but this made me think of Marlon Brando.

By: snakey

snakey — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 23:48:23 -0800

I'm with loquax on this one. What is this, metafilter's greatest hits?

By: PeterMcDermott

PeterMcDermott — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 00:47:35 -0800

Blazecock Pileon writes "I like hairless cock. Looks bigger." So they call you Blazecock because you use a blowtorch rather than a razor for your depilations?

By: bendybendy

bendybendy — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 04:18:47 -0800

I don't think anyone has to worry about this. There hasn't been an article about them for more than five years. That's 'cause they're still working on breeding a boneless, skinless one.

By: nebulawindphone

nebulawindphone — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 07:01:32 -0800

So they call you Blazecock because you use a blowtorch rather than a razor for your depilations? ["creme" brulée joke goes here]

By: ob

ob — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 07:03:38 -0800

I think I'd enjoy it more if they could breed it to make its head look more purple and throbbing. And then place it either side of two sizable pebbles.

By: mbd1mbd1

mbd1mbd1 — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 09:19:06 -0800

Bald Knob

By: clevershark

clevershark — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 09:45:44 -0800

Don't forget the classic Man with a very large cock!

By: Smedleyman

Smedleyman — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 14:43:10 -0800

Can't help thinking of Twain's description of humans and the "oh my god that's disgusting" comments and that is probably what fur bearing animals think of us. (...well, you all. I'm 1/2 yeti.)