For Sale by Mental Patient

August 23, 2007 10:08 PM

They put it in my mouth. I didn't swallow. The savings I pass along to YOU!!! Some silliness which is keeping me sane on this slow Friday arvo...
posted by pompomtom (21 comments total)

If you are Santa Claus, or love somebody who is..

I giggled.
posted by lazaruslong at 10:15 PM on August 23, 2007

Ugliest.Web.Page.EVAR!
posted by newfers at 10:30 PM on August 23, 2007

I've seen way uglier, and way less hilarious, webpages.

"12:17 p.m.: It may only happen once a day, but when it does, OH BOY!"
posted by neckro23 at 10:36 PM on August 23, 2007

Plz no more. THX.
posted by SassHat at 10:36 PM on August 23, 2007

I love this.
posted by PostIronyIsNotaMyth at 10:58 PM on August 23, 2007

It's kind of easy to make the prototypical bad web page. This, on the other hand, is inspired, surprising and clever. I like it very much.
posted by Turtles all the way down at 11:02 PM on August 23, 2007

The First Rule of MeFi is: Let MeFi do all the talking!!
The Second Rule of MeFi is: Always do what MeFi tells you to!!
The Third Rule of MeFi is: Never raise your voice to MeFi!!
The Fourth Rule of MeFi is: Never look directly at MeFi!!
The Fifth Rule of MeFi is: Always carry MeFi proudly above your head!!!
The Sixth Rule of MeFi is: MeFi always eats first!!!
The Seventh Rule of MeFi is: Always bow in the presence of MeFi!
The Eighth Rule of MeFi is: Always keep MeFi happy.
The Ninth Rule of MeFi is: Never bend MeFi!!!
The Tenth Rule of MeFi: Never break the Rules of MeFi!!!
posted by loquacious at 11:04 PM on August 23, 2007

A++++++++++++++++ Had problym which seller took care of.
Wouyld deal with again. Very fast and accomadating.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 11:16 PM on August 23, 2007

Thanks for sharing! Hilarious website.
posted by alon at 11:24 PM on August 23, 2007

Hello 1997.
posted by unmake at 11:28 PM on August 23, 2007

Are you insane? Has metafilter gone mad?
posted by newfers at 12:07 AM on August 24, 2007

Anyhow, as a result of my imminent Transfer to the Highly Acclaimed WARD 4 for the Holidays, I don't expect to be able to update my website quite as frequently in the next couple of weeks.

&

last revised December 19 2000

So what happened to him.....?
posted by borq at 1:56 AM on August 24, 2007

MetaFilter is sort of like a room with a view of other rooms.

MetaFilter for sale!!
Asking price: All your U tubes are belong to us.
Current bid: Unlimited reamings and free pipe-fittings for life.
High bidder: Gunner's Mate 1st Class Phillip Asshole


MAKE AN OFFER!!!!!
posted by carsonb at 2:33 AM on August 24, 2007

I have a whole closet full of that guys stuff. My dog is still bleeding too. He likes it rough. I will sell him to you.
posted by doctorschlock at 3:47 AM on August 24, 2007

The Beethoven bit is genius. You could center a whole novel or film around that little premise, like The Gods Must Be Crazy.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 6:45 AM on August 24, 2007

Beautifully Bat Shit Insane.

My bid is: Phillip the Destroyer (License plate from a 60s Nash Ambassador).

What do I win?
posted by beelzbubba at 7:31 AM on August 24, 2007

My dog is still bleeding too. He likes it rough ruff.

FTFY.
posted by LordSludge at 7:36 AM on August 24, 2007

I put lampshade on foot to disengage the penny whistle but no one can hear me smoldering. Long ago, I made a website called Prosaic Asylum which was kinda like this, only without the funny. I don't know what happened to it. I hope it went away. The salamanders were wrecking its foliage and I couldn't suffer the weasel senate of malcontentment any more than davenport the kumquat with Renuzit's super odor killer distributed by the Dial corporation in Scottsdale Arizona. I'd like to go to Scottsdale, but my kilt is empty.
posted by ZachsMind at 8:47 AM on August 24, 2007

I like.
posted by brevator at 8:56 AM on August 24, 2007

I laughed like I haven't laughed in a while, and I'm not even stoned.

Thanks.
posted by Benny Andajetz at 2:28 PM on August 24, 2007

Thank you for this, I like.

I am so tempted to buy a mug. The accompanying poem would be worth it alone. Unfortunately, my colleagues would misunderstand, and I would seem to be loudly (and finally!) proclaiming my true status via said mug.
posted by mireille at 5:17 PM on August 24, 2007