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August 26, 2007 4:58 PM

Lurch has very big horns.
posted by Kraftmatic Adjustable Cheese (21 comments total)

He makes me feel unmanly.
posted by Iron Rat at 5:00 PM on August 26, 2007

He makes me feel sexy.
posted by Avenger at 5:01 PM on August 26, 2007

I'm amazed he can hold his head up with all that mass up there.
posted by Steven C. Den Beste at 5:02 PM on August 26, 2007

I apologize for being snarky this early in the thread, but this looks photoshopped. And yes, I feel unmanly as well.
posted by mecran01 at 5:06 PM on August 26, 2007

that is amazing. They must actually be quite light or hollow inside. I wonder what the genetics of the mother were or if this was the result of a cross-breeding.
posted by parmanparman at 5:10 PM on August 26, 2007

He makes me feel sexy.

Well then, that give the old phrase "Do the watusi" a new meaning.
posted by Burhanistan at 5:10 PM on August 26, 2007

Watusi are known for their wide horns. There's a historic African-American owned ranch outside of my town that has a few head of Watusi, just for the sake having some African influene in the place. They all have fat horns.
posted by Burhanistan at 5:13 PM on August 26, 2007 [1 favorite]

Hand to God I read that as "LUNCH has very big horns".

Wow.
posted by gummi at 5:13 PM on August 26, 2007

WHAT.
posted by CitrusFreak12 at 5:52 PM on August 26, 2007

I want to see this thing entered in rodeos.
posted by Kraftmatic Adjustable Cheese at 5:56 PM on August 26, 2007

Obviously he is overcompensating.
posted by Sailormom at 5:58 PM on August 26, 2007 [1 favorite]

He was always a very sweet animal and was easy to train ... to pose for the camera! Now he spends his days being admired by his many visitors and waiting for his big break into show biz!

It could happen.
posted by rob511 at 6:13 PM on August 26, 2007 [2 favorites]

Holy cow!
posted by mr_crash_davis at 6:27 PM on August 26, 2007

me so horney
posted by Gungho at 6:45 PM on August 26, 2007

It's also cute that he's appointed himself guardian of a disabled horse.
posted by nanojath at 7:07 PM on August 26, 2007 [1 favorite]

Wow! It makes me cringe to look at him, though, thinking about how sore his neck must be from carrying those horns around.
posted by amyms at 7:26 PM on August 26, 2007

Those are going to make a sweet addition to a '73 Eldorado convertible one day.
posted by maxwelton at 7:46 PM on August 26, 2007 [2 favorites]

Lurch maybe wins in girth, but Magnum has it in length.
posted by ikalliom at 10:28 AM on August 27, 2007

I Love Lurchy.

Really, I bet they call him "Lurchy" when they're talking to him.
posted by bovious at 11:15 AM on August 27, 2007

From ikalliom's link: "If you are serious about horn, this is serious horn."
posted by Floydd at 11:16 AM on August 27, 2007

I thought that was pretty fantastic as well nanojath.
posted by quin at 4:07 PM on August 27, 2007