iBeaver

August 28, 2007 8:26 PM

iBeaver - make your own
posted by Burhanistan (35 comments total)

Where is the reboot button?
posted by nola at 8:28 PM on August 28, 2007

That's pretty dam good.
posted by jonmc at 8:29 PM on August 28, 2007 [2 favorites]

hot!
posted by R. Mutt at 8:33 PM on August 28, 2007

oh, it wasn't what i thought. women aren't redundant yet.
posted by UbuRoivas at 8:35 PM on August 28, 2007

Don't miss the mouse.
posted by Burhanistan at 8:40 PM on August 28, 2007

you beaver what?
posted by Avenger at 8:40 PM on August 28, 2007

Damn, Uburovias. You beat me to my ~usual remark in beaver threads.
posted by IronLizard at 8:41 PM on August 28, 2007

You know who else had a big brown beaver? That's right: Winona.
posted by mosk at 8:42 PM on August 28, 2007 [4 favorites]

women aren't redundant yet.

We men are though. They've invented jar openers and those automatic garage door things.

*sigh*
posted by jonmc at 8:42 PM on August 28, 2007

Beaver web log
posted by ColdChef at 8:46 PM on August 28, 2007

Beaver beaver beaver beaver beaver beaver
Mousepad mousepad
posted by fandango_matt at 9:01 PM on August 28, 2007 [2 favorites]

This is all well and good burhanistan but that first page is damn near nothing but adverts and the URL to the 'project page' listed therein is actually porn.
posted by IronLizard at 9:06 PM on August 28, 2007

thanks, I just had it stuffed.
posted by vronsky at 9:08 PM on August 28, 2007

Ironlizard: really? Gosh, I'm sorry...I'm so used to using Firefox and Adblocker that I didn't notice. Next time I make a post I'll check it on IE first.
posted by Burhanistan at 9:12 PM on August 28, 2007

Squirrel flask
posted by ColdChef at 9:15 PM on August 28, 2007

I can tell because the ad spaces are all covered in 404 NOT FOUND (from localhost). The part at the bottom with this IP: Project Page http://216.240.139.101/ , however makes it look like that is where the actual description is, when it is, in fact, just some porn. Just wondering why you would even include that link.
posted by IronLizard at 9:23 PM on August 28, 2007

Nice beaver!
posted by brain_drain at 9:32 PM on August 28, 2007

submitted for correction!
posted by Burhanistan at 9:36 PM on August 28, 2007

But otherwise, I know what my next case is going to look like. Though I'm really thinking wall mounted rack instead.
posted by IronLizard at 9:40 PM on August 28, 2007

ColdChef : That beaver log woodn't make a good post - too poplar. Maybe if you spruced it up a little, branch out a bit, get to the root of the problem, but leave a little room for imagination. Just my opinyon.
posted by swell at 9:40 PM on August 28, 2007 [1 favorite]

Ironlizard, a big buck's head like that really deserves a server.
posted by Burhanistan at 9:41 PM on August 28, 2007

Hehe, I have just the server and it's even haunted.
posted by IronLizard at 9:45 PM on August 28, 2007

Oh and it absolutely must get super bright red LED's behind the eyeballs.
posted by IronLizard at 9:47 PM on August 28, 2007

Newer, better link is now up courtesy cortex
posted by Burhanistan at 10:02 PM on August 28, 2007

Though I'm really thinking wall mounted rack instead.

(i was expecting to find these at the other end of your link)
posted by UbuRoivas at 10:54 PM on August 28, 2007

well that's just great ubu, now I have to go to bed with "titties and beer" stuck in my head. And b-han's beaver. I hate you guys.
posted by vronsky at 11:10 PM on August 28, 2007

what's wrong with titties, beer & beaver, vronsky?
posted by UbuRoivas at 11:21 PM on August 28, 2007

This beats the crap out of both the lego computer case and the monstrously unsafe wombat plush toy/stove lighter I made a few years back. I am humbled.
posted by plant at 12:19 AM on August 29, 2007

The necrotech tag needs to see more use around here.
posted by IronLizard at 12:35 AM on August 29, 2007

A girl that not only can assemble a computer but can assemble a computer inside a beaver? I'm in love.
posted by darkripper at 12:46 AM on August 29, 2007

The girl who made this also makes pants out of dehydrated meat.

I'm thinking we could have a June wedding. The weather would be fantastic.
posted by XQUZYPHYR at 5:03 AM on August 29, 2007

I'm thinking we could have a June wedding. The weather would be fantastic.

*slaps larger, more impressive tail on the lake to attract said female*

She really is cute. Holy.
posted by Ryvar at 7:27 AM on August 29, 2007

step 7 Figure out how much room you'll need in your beaver
Take a look at all of your components and try to figure out the best way that you'll be able to feasibly rig them within your beaver.
posted by yoHighness at 7:52 AM on August 29, 2007

Come to think of it...Do Androids dream of electric beaver?
posted by yoHighness at 7:55 AM on August 29, 2007

titties!
posted by vronsky at 11:03 AM on August 29, 2007