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August 29, 2007 11:29 PM   Subscribe

Dampcats.com is one of the strangest sites I've seen in some time. I have no idea how these people got their cats moist, or why.
posted by landis (37 comments total) 5 users marked this as a favorite
 
Dampcatsthatlooklikehitlerandarebeingscanned.com
posted by jonson at 11:35 PM on August 29, 2007 [1 favorite]


Oh god I love wet pussy.
posted by Henry C. Mabuse at 11:40 PM on August 29, 2007


And the First Annual UbuRoivas Award for Oustanding Achievement in the Field of Predictable Double-Entendres goes to...*drumroll*...
posted by UbuRoivas at 11:43 PM on August 29, 2007 [1 favorite]


hey, it had to be done.
posted by Henry C. Mabuse at 11:47 PM on August 29, 2007


I'm just jealous that you beat me to it, but that doesn't destroy the fact that there are as-yet undiscovered tribes in the heart of the Amazonian jungle who saw that one coming...
posted by UbuRoivas at 11:53 PM on August 29, 2007


Cats that are wet look so weird!!
posted by Shakeer at 12:05 AM on August 30, 2007


That is very good.
posted by Turtles all the way down at 1:09 AM on August 30, 2007


Does anybody read the comments down here?
posted by Astro Zombie at 1:21 AM on August 30, 2007 [1 favorite]


Of course. I'm sure not going to bother with the link.
posted by ryanrs at 1:36 AM on August 30, 2007


I had this co-worker once who told me her cat routinely gets in the shower with her -- it likes getting wet. Still not sure I believe it.
posted by pax digita at 2:46 AM on August 30, 2007


There must be a word for the feeling of euphoria one receives from looking at cats in unfavourable situations. It feels almost as if everything will be all right.

Or maybe I just really really really really really dislike cats.
posted by Serial Killer Slumber Party at 2:57 AM on August 30, 2007


Oh god I love wet pussy.

I'd hit that.
posted by PostIronyIsNotaMyth at 3:46 AM on August 30, 2007


more bee suits pls kthx
posted by unknowncommand at 5:07 AM on August 30, 2007


As I sit here, the new cat in our house is gazing into the fishtank, mewling with nervous agitation and cocking his head at a 65 degree angle. This cat would give 8 of his 9 lives to be a wet cat right....freakin'.....now.....meewwwwwwwwrrrrrrr......
posted by otolith at 5:38 AM on August 30, 2007


"Dampcats.com is one of the strangest sites I've seen in some time. "

you don't get out much, do you?
posted by HuronBob at 6:18 AM on August 30, 2007


Yes. That is certainly strange.
posted by secondadoption at 6:28 AM on August 30, 2007


you don't get out much, do you?
posted by pracowity at 6:28 AM on August 30, 2007


Digital camera. Check.
Shower on. Check.
Way-too-curious-for-her-own-good kitten. Check.

Kitten-induced laceration of human flesh ensues. Good times.
posted by fuse theorem at 6:50 AM on August 30, 2007


claws beat flesh. every time.
posted by CitizenD at 7:00 AM on August 30, 2007


ZIPPITY PLOP!
posted by penguin pie at 7:02 AM on August 30, 2007


Is this ice cream day?
posted by octobersurprise at 7:05 AM on August 30, 2007


My cat goes out in the rain and seems to like getting wet. He'll roll around in puddles and come back sopping wet.
posted by mike3k at 7:09 AM on August 30, 2007


My cat sits on the sink while I shower and loves to be pet with my wet sopping hands. Hates being threaten to be thrown in, but loves the stuff.
posted by yeti at 8:19 AM on August 30, 2007


I have a cat that likes to walk along the top of my shower enclosure. It's only a matter of time before I discover how fast a wet cat can climb a naked body...
posted by dejah420 at 8:41 AM on August 30, 2007 [1 favorite]


There must be a word for the feeling of euphoria one receives from looking at cats in unfavourable situations.

Mewdenfraud?
posted by dgaicun at 9:52 AM on August 30, 2007 [3 favorites]


I had this co-worker once who told me her cat routinely gets in the shower with her -- it likes getting wet. Still not sure I believe it.
posted by pax digita


Well, my cat gets in the shower with me. He jumped in twice while I was taking a shower last night. He's even been known to climb into the empty tub to signal an interest in a shower. I've never taken any photos of him sopping wet, but maybe this is his chance to make it big on the internets!
posted by gingerbeer at 10:43 AM on August 30, 2007


My cat hates getting immersed, but likes coming up to the bathtub and getting petted with my wet hands. She also likes rubbing her furry self against my wet legs when I get out of the shower, the creepy thing.
posted by angeline at 10:48 AM on August 30, 2007


The worst thing about the cat getting in the shower is how much damp fur you end up with all over your damp self when you try to dry the cat off.
posted by rtha at 11:23 AM on August 30, 2007


her cat routinely gets in the shower with her

When asked she will describe her cat as 5' 8" and balding with a thin brown moustache. He eats kibble daily without complaint.
posted by CynicalKnight at 12:30 PM on August 30, 2007 [1 favorite]


This one is seriously disturbing.
posted by spiderskull at 1:48 PM on August 30, 2007


It's only a matter of time before I discover how fast a wet cat can climb a naked body...

Bloody fucking fast.

Actually my new kitten is enamored with the shower. He still doesn't want to go in it when it's on, but he'll gaze longingly at whoever is using it, and then dash in when they leave.
posted by Skorgu at 2:34 PM on August 30, 2007


My coworker has a cat that likes to swim around in the tub while she bathes. My cat, not so much.
posted by gummi at 2:38 PM on August 30, 2007


I remember when I worked in a gallery about 15 years ago, this picture was kind of popular. So I submit to you, the photo that may have started it all:

Bert's bath
.
posted by quin at 4:28 PM on August 30, 2007


Mewdenfraud?

No, chatenfreude.
posted by UbuRoivas at 4:37 PM on August 30, 2007 [2 favorites]


I have a cat that swims in the bath with me too, but he's a fishing cat.

Ok, so that's just my dream cat.
posted by artifarce at 5:05 PM on August 30, 2007 [1 favorite]


three dream cats here: the talkative balinese, insane cornish rex & the swimmingest koshka of all: the turkish van.
posted by UbuRoivas at 5:11 PM on August 30, 2007


Quin said: Bert's Bath

Wow, I had no idea that picture had been a gallery print. Hysterical!

Swimming cats: I have a duck pond behind the house that has these monster catfish in it. (Seriously, my son pulled a fish out this summer that took 3 people to get the hook out so we could throw it back. Probably a 20 pound fish? I dunno...freakishly large.)

A swimming cat in a pond with monster fish, Jurassic ducks and periodic migrating geese. Now that's a recipe for an afternoon's entertainment.
posted by dejah420 at 10:17 AM on August 31, 2007


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