Comments on: No thanks! I am going home to masturbate!

No thanks! I am going home to masturbate!

tehloki — Sun, 02 Sep 2007 02:48:40 -0800

The Midwest Teen Sex Show is a podcast for teens and adults covering the wonderful, awkward, stimulating, sticky world of sex.

By: tehloki

tehloki — Sun, 02 Sep 2007 02:53:13 -0800

Since the titular link of this post has "sex" in it, I'm going to assume you already know it's thoroughly [nsfw].

By: parmanparman

parmanparman — Sun, 02 Sep 2007 03:12:42 -0800

This is a funny concept, but in this case I think the humor is way too overdone. Especially in the title. I would have expected more from the people who did this, but I think they got caught up in meeting the expectations of their core audience and forgot the point of reaching people who knew them but only tuned in when it served their needs.

By: Avenger

Avenger — Sun, 02 Sep 2007 03:36:13 -0800

No thanks! I am going home to masturbate! My new answer to everything. It'd be even funnier if it weren't true so often, along with "check my email/get high."

By: Xere

Xere — Sun, 02 Sep 2007 03:41:25 -0800

Next up: The California Teen Sex Show, The Brooklyn Teen Sex Show, and The Mormon Teen Sex Show. (/me thinks about possible discussion topics each podcast might bring up)

By: amyms

amyms — Sun, 02 Sep 2007 03:48:23 -0800

The link wouldn't open for me, just a blank page... Oh well, I already know how Midwest teens do it. Unless things have changed in the ensuing years since I became an adult.

By: null terminated

null terminated — Sun, 02 Sep 2007 04:25:38 -0800

I have WD-40 AND Mayo!

By: RenMan

RenMan — Sun, 02 Sep 2007 04:32:27 -0800

What a great idea!. Very funny concept, executed extremely well.

By: quintessencesluglord

quintessencesluglord — Sun, 02 Sep 2007 04:32:28 -0800

Wha' the...? I saw no mentions of alcohol (amount inversely proportional to level of sexual desirableness), yelping prostrations, cramped closets at some friend of a friend of a dude-you-know's party (so its like okay if you come over, but you gotta bring your own), and mothers in full battle armor (yikes!). First time indeed. Pain and pregnancy are the least of your worries. It's the rubber costumes and the restraining orders down the road that should really concern you. And when you find each other's respective porn stash ("you seem to have a lot of ferret toys."). Ugh.

By: kalessin

kalessin — Sun, 02 Sep 2007 04:58:35 -0800

I thought it was charming and quite well done. Though my sweetie with a Mac can't get it to work at all.

By: HuronBob

HuronBob — Sun, 02 Sep 2007 05:30:21 -0800

I found it to be funny... and, worked fine on my Mac, kalessin...

By: mistersquid

mistersquid — Sun, 02 Sep 2007 05:41:43 -0800

Places for first-time fornicaters: Then there's church which is clean, quiet, and a straight ticket to hell. Perfect for a late summer Sunday morning in the midwest.

By: Hildegarde

Hildegarde — Sun, 02 Sep 2007 05:41:49 -0800

I wonder what's wrong with your sweetie's mac. Loved it ! Subscribed! I want to watch new episodes of this on my ipod while on the bus!

By: mistersquid

mistersquid — Sun, 02 Sep 2007 05:42:55 -0800

oops. Something went very wrong between preview and post.

By: Happy Dave

Happy Dave — Sun, 02 Sep 2007 06:25:23 -0800

This is great - going straight into itunes subscriptions, and I'll be encouraging my younger siblings to watch it too. Sex ed in Scotland veers toward the medical and boring.

By: arcticwoman

arcticwoman — Sun, 02 Sep 2007 07:08:14 -0800

I liked it, it vibrated in quite a pleasing way.

By: kalessin

kalessin — Sun, 02 Sep 2007 07:11:35 -0800

My sweetie with the Mac eventually got it to work via iTunes, apparently.

By: SmileyChewtrain

SmileyChewtrain — Sun, 02 Sep 2007 07:32:11 -0800

I watched part of "The Older Boyfriend." Some of the advice makes sense, but the way they give it is a little... awkward? "If you're in junior high, and you're dating someone who's out of high school, he's a pedophile. And pedophelia's a disease. Would you date someone with *cancer*? NoO!" Now that's just cruel!

By: SmileyChewtrain

SmileyChewtrain — Sun, 02 Sep 2007 07:36:28 -0800

Okay, just read the comments for that one, and I guess it was a joke... but I also wasn't the only one who didn't hear it as such on a first pass.

By: unknowncommand

unknowncommand — Sun, 02 Sep 2007 07:40:42 -0800

I've seen this floating around on the blogs, and I'd been avoiding it because it looked terrible. But. Actually. I don't think that the descriptions do it justice. It is hilarious, and I think it would be great for teens to watch. It's nice when educational material about sex is actually sex-positive and not supremely unfunny.

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Sun, 02 Sep 2007 09:13:54 -0800

I kept wanting to hate this, but their earnestness won me over. The "search for the clitoris" on Ep. 1 made me laugh out loud.

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Sun, 02 Sep 2007 09:15:41 -0800

Also, if I was still a teenager, I probably could have rubbed one out with the title sequence alone.

By: wsg

wsg — Sun, 02 Sep 2007 09:27:53 -0800

That actress, Britney Barber, is very talented and funny.

By: Thorzdad

Thorzdad — Sun, 02 Sep 2007 10:27:22 -0800

Quick! Call A&R and get these girls on contract NOW! Honestly, this is good stuff. Here's hoping they can keep the quality up.

By: CitrusFreak12

CitrusFreak12 — Sun, 02 Sep 2007 11:47:28 -0800

Y'know... this was surprisingly well done. I found myself actually laughing out loud at several points.

By: Oso Mocoso

Oso Mocoso — Sun, 02 Sep 2007 16:11:54 -0800

I really enjoyed those. I can't wait to see what they do with the male masturbation episode. So many possibilities. Someone have Dan Savage interview them!

By: jimmymcvee

jimmymcvee — Sun, 02 Sep 2007 17:28:27 -0800

This is similar to Entercourse TV on YouTube, which has over 5000 subscribers (big surprise).

By: fungible

fungible — Sun, 02 Sep 2007 20:07:54 -0800

"I wouldn't recommend asking your Dad to buy you a vibrator, even if he's cool." I don't know about that. Given the option between my daughter getting a vibrator, or fucking some gangsta douchebag in the back of his Hummer.... I don't think I'd have a problem with it.

By: analogue

analogue — Mon, 03 Sep 2007 08:19:34 -0800

so uh... pedophilia = cancer. got it. moving on.