Money can't buy everything it's true, but what it can't buy I can't use
September 8, 2007 4:56 AM   Subscribe

eSellout.com : Freaky Things for Sale on eBay. From Your business on my chest, A very normal 1998 red VW Beetle with a long story, A potato that looks like the cartoon character Arthur, A mohawk toupee, Someone selling his dreams, but not in the way you might think, A very unique tomato and many, many more.
posted by psmealey (11 comments total) 2 users marked this as a favorite

 
Wow, the potato really does look like Arthur.
posted by gfrobe at 5:26 AM on September 8, 2007


I really hate tiled background images.
posted by Poolio at 6:06 AM on September 8, 2007


I don't even know who Arthur is, and I want that potato.

Well, I don't really want it, but, you know...
posted by flapjax at midnite at 6:13 AM on September 8, 2007


The best of the web eBay.

We needed a new motto around here....
posted by HuronBob at 6:14 AM on September 8, 2007


Didn't Neil Gaiman sell a jar of salsa that was made out of a tomato with a horn just like "Lil'Jimi"?
posted by jennybaxter at 6:16 AM on September 8, 2007


ANYWAY, my month of dream recording is almost up. I don't want this notebook. What would I want this for? I KNOW I have issues. (Like I won't write with black ink. What's up with that?)

Could be a forme fruste of hangnails. Do you get hangnails?
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 7:30 AM on September 8, 2007


The "You Name It, I'll Tattoo It" lady has way too many terms and conditions to make it worth the 5K. Always read the fine print.
posted by The Gooch at 8:04 AM on September 8, 2007


Suicide Dog chew toy. The gift that just keeps givin'.
posted by Smart Dalek at 8:40 AM on September 8, 2007


I don't have any proof, but a couple years ago, Metafilter's own prodigal son, pretty_generic, successfully sold his soul on eBay. As I recall, he didn't get very much for it.
posted by Dave Faris at 11:42 AM on September 8, 2007


Apparently Dan Quayle has a "potatoe" farm, now.
posted by dirigibleman at 7:14 PM on September 8, 2007


For the curious, this is Arthur.

I have a rant about how back in the day of Arthur's early books, he was this awesome ugly hairy thing that actually looked like an aardvark (Arthur's ostensible species) and how over the years he has grown increasingly cutesier, but I'll save it for another day.
posted by naoko at 7:40 PM on September 8, 2007


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