LEAVE HER ALONE!
September 10, 2007 11:42 PM   Subscribe

 
Oh my.
posted by mecran01 at 11:54 PM on September 10, 2007


daxflaming
posted by carsonb at 11:57 PM on September 10, 2007


She is a human being!
posted by Brittanie at 11:58 PM on September 10, 2007


How dare you, loquacious!
posted by chillmost at 11:58 PM on September 10, 2007


The acting in this clip is about as convincing as Brit-Brit's lip sync at the VMA's.
posted by Siberian Mist at 12:00 AM on September 11, 2007 [2 favorites]


That dude looks kinda weepy and small to play safety.
posted by tula at 12:01 AM on September 11, 2007


Wow. Just... Wow.
posted by PostIronyIsNotaMyth at 12:03 AM on September 11, 2007


Where's the 'mediocre performance art/misunderstood meme' tag?
posted by Sphinx at 12:03 AM on September 11, 2007 [2 favorites]


Her children are already fucking?
posted by justgary at 12:05 AM on September 11, 2007


Is there a 'who cares?' tag?
posted by sir_rubixalot at 12:05 AM on September 11, 2007


I'm really disappointed this is the only post under the "rise and fall of western civilization" tag.
posted by Brittanie at 12:08 AM on September 11, 2007 [4 favorites]


major douche chills
posted by lazaruslong at 12:16 AM on September 11, 2007


That dude looks kinda weepy and small to play safety.

That's a dude? Seriously, I thought he was a girl with a mustache.

Still do, really.
posted by loquacious at 12:18 AM on September 11, 2007


Dark Night
posted by tellurian at 12:22 AM on September 11, 2007


Outside, the lot of you.

It's even in the hemispheres, NSEW.
posted by vapidave at 12:27 AM on September 11, 2007


OK, it's taken me a few of itschriscrocker's videos before I've come around to this viewpoint, but what really grabs me about this kid is the lips. He's got Julia Roberts' lips. ...And when he says EAT MY CORNHOLE! I can see Julia saying the same thing. Glorious.
posted by carsonb at 12:28 AM on September 11, 2007 [1 favorite]


The comments on the YT vid are priceless as always.

Metafilter: After you read this, I guarantee you will feel sorry for me.
posted by lazaruslong at 12:28 AM on September 11, 2007


Is this how we're kicking off the morning of September 11, 2007? Really?
posted by chuckdarwin at 12:39 AM on September 11, 2007 [2 favorites]


Why, what happened on September 11th?
posted by loquacious at 12:41 AM on September 11, 2007 [37 favorites]


more on chris crocker

leave him alone. (right now. i mean it!)
posted by null terminated at 12:41 AM on September 11, 2007


Formerly on Metafilter: Escape from Real Bitch Island
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 12:46 AM on September 11, 2007


There's never a carbon monoxide leak around when you need one.
posted by trondant at 12:51 AM on September 11, 2007 [4 favorites]


I predict this ... person will be the cover model for DSM-V.
posted by rob511 at 1:14 AM on September 11, 2007 [3 favorites]


Huh. I know quite a few super-femme gay boys (including a close relative) who made it out of small-town southern fag-bashing fundy land without the help of Myspace, and without being insufferably irritating and unpleasant and certainly without being disrespectful to their grandmothers. So color me not too impressed. This kid is the worst kind of immature drama addict and I doubt that it will serve him well after he moves on up to the big city or whatever.
posted by cilantro at 1:14 AM on September 11, 2007 [1 favorite]


Shit, someone better let loquacious know that ThePinkSuperhero has figured out his Metafilter password.

XO
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 1:34 AM on September 11, 2007 [4 favorites]


What kind of eyeliner is that? I need it.
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 1:39 AM on September 11, 2007 [3 favorites]


This is one of Bea Arthur's kids?
posted by Joeforking at 2:33 AM on September 11, 2007 [2 favorites]


That's a dude? Seriously, I thought he was a girl with a mustache.

It took me a full 30 seconds to realize it was a dude.
posted by zardoz at 2:34 AM on September 11, 2007


Is this how we're kicking off the morning of September 11, 2007? Really?

::waits for chuckdarwin's super great Sept 11th post::

::waits::


::waits::


::scratches butt::


::waits::
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 2:39 AM on September 11, 2007


Fabulous.
posted by Kinbote at 2:44 AM on September 11, 2007


(I didn't want to post it here, Brandon... too much snark)
posted by chuckdarwin at 2:47 AM on September 11, 2007


I'd hit it.
posted by Henry C. Mabuse at 3:08 AM on September 11, 2007


from null terminated's link to Salon:
Chris: Bitch, why you on my show?
Grandmother: I don't know.
posted by boo_radley at 3:33 AM on September 11, 2007 [1 favorite]


I actually think this is better than the annual memorial thread. With all the "rules" about what can be posted, the only safe FPP is an obituary or memorial.
posted by jeblis at 3:37 AM on September 11, 2007


RIP Britney's career


.
posted by spec80 at 3:40 AM on September 11, 2007


I will always remember what I was doing at the moment I first heard of Britney's MTV comeback.

Lest we forget. The world will never be the same again.
posted by UbuRoivas at 3:58 AM on September 11, 2007


"I actually think this is better...."

I watched about half of that...and there is NO way that phrase should ever be used in reference to this video....

This kid is really annoying......
posted by HuronBob at 4:00 AM on September 11, 2007


I could only watch that for 29 seconds.

This is one of Bea Arthur's kids?
posted by Joeforking at 5:33 AM


I have no idea what you mean by this, and if there is a joke there I don't get it. But at the same it cracked me up.
posted by marxchivist at 4:17 AM on September 11, 2007


Dr. Frank N. Furter has always been a bit of a drama queen.
posted by Optamystic at 4:24 AM on September 11, 2007 [1 favorite]


Ambrosia Voyeur: What kind of eyeliner is that? I need it.

From Escape from Real Bitch Island:
Across the street is a Kmart and, near that Kmart, the beauty-supply store where Chris buys his mascara (Max Factor Lash Protection) and eyeliner (Palladio). Later he will demonstrate for me, on the inside of his wrist, how Palladio goes on like a juicy pen and doesn't smudge.
[emph mine]
posted by carsonb at 5:39 AM on September 11, 2007 [3 favorites]


D-RAMAAAA! (one hand clutched over heart, other hand extended in effete Heissman trophy pose, to stiff-arm away the drama)
posted by autodidact at 5:57 AM on September 11, 2007


There is no way that person is male.
posted by xmutex at 5:57 AM on September 11, 2007


God help me, carsonb

I just ordered some of that hysteria-proof eyeliner...(I probably need my account yanked for a trivial reaction..).

But, um, thanks for the info!
posted by Jody Tresidder at 6:47 AM on September 11, 2007


There is no way that person is male human.
posted by Dr-Baa at 6:56 AM on September 11, 2007


So, since this is the only Britney thread on the blue (thank God, btw), I'll just make a comment.

I think she looked good! The performance sucked, granted. But she looked good, she had a little meat on her. It was nice to see someone on MTV that doesn't look like they spend 5 hours a day working out.

(Actually, when you consider that she's had two kids she looks better than just good.)
posted by oddman at 7:00 AM on September 11, 2007 [2 favorites]


Never have [SA]HatfulofHollow's words been more pertinent.
posted by m0nm0n at 7:05 AM on September 11, 2007


I think Amberglow should just stick to leaving messages on metafilter.
posted by Dave Faris at 7:09 AM on September 11, 2007 [1 favorite]


You know when you were really really young and still liked beef-a-roni and like everything you did was such a big deal because you were the oldest or the youngest or the most 'sensitive' and the more tortured you life was the more everyone seemed to pay attention to you and you would write the most heart-wrending soul-searching Pulitzer worthy poetry about the ineffability of your existence in some picture perfect suburb and then like your friends would encourage you to read it at the local coffee house and your mom would gush even more and at one point the school paper would publish some of your more emo writings?

Yeah, this guy hasn't gotten over that phase.
posted by eurasian at 7:22 AM on September 11, 2007


That's a dude? Seriously, I thought he was a girl with a mustache.

It took me a full 30 seconds to realize it was a dude.

There is no way that person is male.


This is Metafilter? Seriously, it took me a full 30 seconds to realise I wasn't reading FHM.
posted by creeky at 7:36 AM on September 11, 2007 [4 favorites]


That's one hysterical chick.
posted by bshort at 7:38 AM on September 11, 2007


Is this the "I'm gay and live in small town Kansas where no one can understand meeeeeeeeee...so I have to cry about it on youtube" guy?

I don't believe that kid is even gay. I would say it's an schtick designed to drive pageviews for his ad revenue...but he posts for free on youtube. If he was really gay and wanted to get out of a stifling and hostile environment...why hasn't he moved to San Fran or LA yet? There are plenty of communities around the country that would accept him readily, yet he apparently shows no interest in finding one of them. Actually, given how over the top and UNBELIEVABLY annoying he is, he may not make it there either. Can you be too flaming for San Fran? Or is it just his intolerable playing the victim personality?
posted by T.D. Strange at 7:45 AM on September 11, 2007


Under medicated.
posted by Dave Faris at 7:48 AM on September 11, 2007 [1 favorite]


On basis of the britney videos alone, I didn't care for him. But reading the salon piece, watching his better videos: I like him. He's creating his own, bizarre, fabulous world, and more power to him.

And I'm seconding distaste at the bizarre string of "lol looks like a girl" comments. I'm torn between suspecting those commenters just really don't get it, or they do but felt like being dicks anyway.
posted by Arturus at 8:19 AM on September 11, 2007


He reminds me of some people I went to art school with waaaay back when. And when I think back, dare I say it, I really, really like that life's a lot calmer now. Constant self-imposed drama wears me sooooo thin.

That said, LEAVE MOLLY RINGWALD ALLOOOOOOONNNNNEEEEE, YOU BASTARDS!!!!! Oh, wait. Sorry. I was having a flashback for a second. I'm better now.
posted by miss lynnster at 8:21 AM on September 11, 2007


Is it bad that my first instinct while watching this was to take some screencaps and start making image macros?
posted by danb at 8:23 AM on September 11, 2007 [1 favorite]


Better hurry. This meme will blip out before the sun sets.
posted by Dave Faris at 8:29 AM on September 11, 2007 [2 favorites]


This is Metafilter? Seriously, it took me a full 30 seconds to realise I wasn't reading FHM.

No, this is still MetaFilter. I still don't care if boys wear skirts or if girl can grow a beard or any variation of ambiguity therein - in fact I support it - I really just thought he was a she. I'm allowed to be confused and surprised occasionally.

That said - I don't think that eyeliner comes off. I think it's permanent.
posted by loquacious at 8:48 AM on September 11, 2007


Chris Crocker loves Britney for Britney. "show that cooch, shave that head".

This kid is fascinating.
posted by Nelson at 9:00 AM on September 11, 2007


Looks like someone needs to go listen to some Linkin Park.
posted by drstein at 9:15 AM on September 11, 2007


People are dying. Of hunger, war, neglect, cruelty, sadness, confusion, loneliness, love. People are dying for no good reason, people are dying because there's nothing else for them to do. Most of those left are not left alive, only surviving, grapsing for anything they can get, and those with the greatest grasp and the hungriest reach are are grabbing on to the Earth itself and ripping it apart to fill a hole in themselves they cannot name and which only grows bigger each time they put something in it.

There are enough nuclear weapons in the world to destroy us all multiple times. Between the time I started writing this and the time I end this sentence, another species will most likely have gone extinct. It is entirely conceivable that my grandchildren will die in water riots.

And how will we do a thing about it? Most of us are too scared to have real conversations with the woman behind the convenience store counter, when what is needed is at the very least for us to stop, step out of the burned house of our own loneliness and routine, look eachother in the eyes, and scream, weep, laugh, sing, shout, chant, kiss, embrace, remember, and dance our way to the legislatures, the bank headquarters, the recruitment depots, the power stations, make it all stop, and then decide how to begin again.

And you. Here you are. Crying on the Internet about a wealthy phantasm you will never meet. The planet is dying, giving of its body to provide the resources you need to weep for the benefit millions over the silicon and pixel image of society's own fear of and boredom with itself.

I know you are not the cause, you are a symptom, you are afflicted just like the rest of us. I want to have sympathy for you. I do. I want to blame your progenitors for warping your youthful passion in to idolatry and fervent apathy. I want to blame those who came before and told you lies. But then I would have to blame those who came before them. And those before them. And back and back and so on, until choice, autonomy, agency, freedom - choice - is out of the picture. So I won't. I'm sorry. I'm sorry you're damaged, and I'm sorry Britney makes you sad. But it's time to wake up now. Please. It won't be long before you're just dead weight and the only true sympathy would be to deprive you of the phantasy which feeds you and just let you starve. So please. It's time to wake up. Alright honey?
posted by regicide is good for you at 9:29 AM on September 11, 2007 [3 favorites]


Why is he in a tent?
posted by found missing at 9:30 AM on September 11, 2007


Flagged as OH MY FUCKING GOD.
posted by kittens for breakfast at 9:39 AM on September 11, 2007


I just don't buy his emotional authenticity. His overdramaticized gestures made it look like he was obviously acting, and his overly defensive response to those accusing him of faking it only make it look more surreal.

However, I'm not even sure if he's aware that he's acting. Does that make his emotions real? Or has he lost himself in his own façade?
posted by ageispolis at 9:39 AM on September 11, 2007


You know, I've seen enough mental illness up close and personal. I don't feel the need to watch someone else's psychotic break on YouTube.
posted by desjardins at 9:46 AM on September 11, 2007


The main difference between Kantian synthetic a priori and Reichenbach’s axioms of coordination is that according to Kant synthetic a priori principles are necessarily valid and unrevisable, while Reichenbach acknowledged that axioms of coordination are subjected to modifications with the evolution of scientific knowledge. For instance, Euclidean geometry is a priori relatively to Newtonian mechanics, while it is an empirical false theory in general relativity. Synthetic a priori knowledge, in Kantian philosophy, has two main features: first, it is necessarily and universally valid; second, it is constitutive of the object of knowledge (transcendental in Kantian terminology). Reichenbach accepted the presence, in scientific theories, of a priori principles which are constitutive of the empirical objects, but he denied that these principles are unrevisable.
posted by sgt.serenity at 10:14 AM on September 11, 2007


You're right, carsonb. He does have kind of a Julia Roberts thing going on. Huh!
posted by maryh at 10:36 AM on September 11, 2007


Chris Crocker needs to get a job.
posted by katillathehun at 10:39 AM on September 11, 2007


regicide is good for you:

I know what you're getting at. And really, I'm on your side. But whatever the hell this person is... let's let he/she/it/ be on the other team, k?
posted by ninjew at 11:19 AM on September 11, 2007


Angry emo child is angry.
posted by quin at 11:36 AM on September 11, 2007


I didn't know Avril Lavigne cared that much about Brit.
posted by killy willy at 12:21 PM on September 11, 2007


I agree with tula. This explains a lot about the Falcons' secondary.

I like this kid, though. It takes a certain kind of courage to do what he's doing. It's like he thinks he can WILL fame and riches into being just with the force of his FABULOUSNESS. I find it oddly endearing. Hell, it might even work.

I'm not even sure if he's aware that he's acting. Does that make his emotions real? Or has he lost himself in his own façade?

Yeah, isn't that great?

Chris Crocker needs to get a job.

He has a job: his job is being Chris Crocker. He just hasn't figured out how to get paid for it yet. He will.
posted by BitterOldPunk at 12:47 PM on September 11, 2007


You know when you were really really young and still liked beef-a-roni and like everything you did was such a big deal because you were the oldest or the youngest or the most 'sensitive' and the more tortured you life was the more everyone seemed to pay attention to you and you would write the most heart-wrending soul-searching Pulitzer worthy poetry about the ineffability of your existence in some picture perfect suburb and then like your friends would encourage you to read it at the local coffee house and your mom would gush even more and at one point the school paper would publish some of your more emo writings?

Nope.
posted by c13 at 12:49 PM on September 11, 2007


Schadenfreude overload.
posted by Reggie Digest at 1:00 PM on September 11, 2007


I liked it.
posted by hellphish at 1:28 PM on September 11, 2007 [1 favorite]


Chris Crocker does indeed "act" in his video (as discussed in Seattle's 'The Stranger' article mentioned above and before). He adopts different personalities and plays these characters on-and-off in his postings. There's the Bitch, Earl Annie Edna and the numerous videos as the adoring Britney Spears fan.
posted by ericb at 2:07 PM on September 11, 2007


*in his videos*
posted by ericb at 2:10 PM on September 11, 2007


Why is he in a tent?

Some of us are still trapped in the closet.

Others, the tent.
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 2:35 PM on September 11, 2007


You know when you were really really young and still liked beef-a-roni and like everything you did was such a big deal because you were the oldest or the youngest or the most 'sensitive' and the more tortured you life was the more everyone seemed to pay attention to you and you would write the most heart-wrending soul-searching Pulitzer worthy poetry about the ineffability of your existence in some picture perfect suburb and then like your friends would encourage you to read it at the local coffee house and your mom would gush even more and at one point the school paper would publish some of your more emo writings?

Embarrassingly enough, except for the part about a picture-perfect suburb (I grew up on the wrong side of the tracks), yeah.

But this was before the age of the Internet and the age of emo, so I didn't have any real opportunity to humiliate myself outside a very limited circle of acquaintances, teachers, and high school counselors.

In retrospect, I'm glad.
posted by blucevalo at 3:40 PM on September 11, 2007


Chris Crocker does indeed "act" in his video

Please tell me he "acts" when he treats his grandmother like shit.
posted by katillathehun at 5:53 PM on September 11, 2007


regicide is good for you writes "And you. Here you are. Crying on the Internet about a wealthy phantasm you will never meet. The planet is dying, giving of its body to provide the resources you need to weep for the benefit millions over the silicon and pixel image of society's own fear of and boredom with itself."

Yeah? He's fucking 19 years old. At that age I was ingesting as many intoxicants as I could get my hands on. Somewhere in there I got a job with PIRG. But mostly I was concerned about getting as fucked up as possible, all the time, unless I really had to go out and earn some money, mostly to make possible more of the same. I dunno ... Sure, he's a bit dramatic, but so are most teenagers. And he's certainly no more self-absorbed than most bloggers, just a bit young, but also without comfortable place for his true self to exist; he should probably try to move. He'll learn lessons along the way, most likely. He'll be fine. He may even one day be as serious-minded and full of existential angst as you. One can hope, right?
posted by krinklyfig at 5:58 PM on September 11, 2007


What's really sick is I have this urge to steal this and have one of my puppets recite it for a YouTube video, then send it as a response to the original youtube post.

Only thing is, by the time I got all that done it wouldn't be funny anymore, that's the only thing keeping me from doing it. Granted, there are many who would argue that I've done nothing funny as of yet, but I mean I wouldn't find it funny by the time I finished it.
posted by ZachsMind at 7:23 PM on September 11, 2007


regicide is good for you: "It is entirely conceivable that my grandchildren will die in water riots."

*blink*

What the hell is a water riot???
posted by ZachsMind at 7:31 PM on September 11, 2007


Just guessing here, 'cause that looks to me like an honest question: Water riots being the uproar caused by an extreme world shortage of potable water.
posted by carsonb at 7:34 PM on September 11, 2007


*blink*

So the future is DUNE??? Comparatively speaking, I'd rather the future be Shaun of the Dead.
posted by ZachsMind at 7:42 PM on September 11, 2007


Tell me of your homeworld, Usul.
posted by deborah at 8:39 PM on September 11, 2007 [1 favorite]


What do you call the mouse shadow on the second moon?
posted by loquacious at 8:47 PM on September 11, 2007


What do you call the mouse shadow on the second moon?

Muad'Did'You'See'The'Size'Of'That'Fucking'Sandworm'Holy'Fucking'Shit'Can'A'Guy'Get'Some'Fucking'Gatorade'On'This'Planet?
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 8:50 PM on September 11, 2007 [1 favorite]


Ed: Any zombies out there?
Shaun: Don't say that!
Ed: What?
Shaun: That!
Ed: What?
Shaun: The zed-word. Don't say it!
Ed: Why not?
Shaun: Because it's ridiculous!
Ed: Alright... are there any out there though?
Shaun: [looking out the door mail slot, he sees an empty street] I don't see any. Maybe it's not as bad as all that.
Shaun: [turns his head and sees a pack of zombies] Oh, no, wait, there they are.
posted by quin at 8:52 PM on September 11, 2007


What. A. Camwhore.
Like, WHATever.
posted by Quiplash at 8:53 PM on September 11, 2007


yeah, yeah, drama...mental illness...camwhore...fine, fine...

What really matters is that I've found eyeliner that doesn't smear when it gets wet. This is like the holy grail of women who live in climates where the pavement melts.

What? Don't look at me like that. Some things are more important than others...hydrophobic eyeliner is one of those things.
posted by dejah420 at 9:13 PM on September 11, 2007


I just did a search and the word water is NOWHERE to be found in the script for Shaun of the Dead. I take that as a good omen.
posted by ZachsMind at 9:17 PM on September 11, 2007


He kind of reminds me of that Shoes! guy.
posted by padraigin at 9:24 PM on September 11, 2007


Shaun of the Dead:

Water - 0
Pint - 2
Beer - 4
Gun - 7

So at least their priorities are straight.
posted by quin at 9:27 PM on September 11, 2007


Okay. Okay. If we must have "zombies" instead of spice, may we still get stillsuits?
posted by Hicksu at 9:49 PM on September 11, 2007


..huh?
posted by ZachsMind at 10:23 PM on September 11, 2007


..huh?

That looks to me like an honest question, so I'll just point over here.
posted by carsonb at 11:51 PM on September 11, 2007


Whaaa Burhanistan??? Did someone sell you some of that bad Cairene hashish?
posted by miss lynnster at 12:06 AM on September 12, 2007


And here.
posted by carsonb at 12:07 AM on September 12, 2007


WHAT
THE
FUCK
BURHANISTAN?

I'll miss your videos, your comments, and your video-comments.
posted by loquacious at 1:23 AM on September 12, 2007


LEAVE GENERAL PETRAEUS ALONE!!!
posted by carsonb at 8:04 PM on September 13, 2007


This is out of control here in Australia. It's on the TV, in the newspapers and on radio. Is it the same in America?
carsonb - heh!
posted by tellurian at 8:25 PM on September 13, 2007 [1 favorite]


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If this kid wanted attention, he sure got it.

I wanted to say that it's already fallen off the radar up here, tellurian, but I guess I can only really say that it's fallen off my radar.
posted by Dave Faris at 3:25 AM on September 14, 2007


Dave Faris -- yeah the number keep climbing

As of 11:50 a.m. (ET) his Britney video has been viewed 4,993,540 times.

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His video is hitting broadcast and cable stations. For example, it's been on MSNBC and is currently the most watched clip at MSNBC.com.
posted by ericb at 8:54 AM on September 14, 2007


also, he was interviewed on the Jimmy Kimmel show last night.
posted by desjardins at 9:14 AM on September 14, 2007


Good for him on his performance on Jimmy Kimmel's show. I think this is where he's "breaking out" to a wider audience.
posted by ericb at 10:00 AM on September 14, 2007


carsonb beat me to it by about 24 hours. LEAVE HIM ALONE !!!!!!
posted by nola at 12:13 PM on September 14, 2007


regicide is good for you writes "People are dying. Of hunger, war, neglect, cruelty, sadness, confusion, loneliness, love. People are dying for no good reason, people are dying because there's nothing else for them to do."

Ian Crossland? Is that you?
posted by PeterMcDermott at 2:47 PM on September 14, 2007


He's only slightly more famous than Carrot Top, but comedian Seth Green just posted Leave Chris Crocker alone!.
posted by Nelson at 4:32 PM on September 14, 2007


Leave crying alone! You bastards!
posted by ZachsMind at 3:29 AM on September 15, 2007


Salon staff writer Farhad Manjoo's interview with Chris Crocker.
posted by ericb at 5:30 PM on September 16, 2007


Chris Crocker responds to FOX News's coverage of his Britney clip.
posted by ericb at 12:33 PM on September 17, 2007


Chris Crocker interviewed by Maury Povitch.
posted by ericb at 9:41 AM on September 21, 2007


I must admit I was thrilled to find out that this kid is from my hometown in TN.
posted by kimdog at 1:38 PM on September 21, 2007


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