Comments on: Now I'm going to suck your feet

Now I'm going to suck your feet

Astro Zombie — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 15:09:44 -0800

You know it's a bad day when this man mugs you and then sucks your toes.

By: fish tick

fish tick — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 15:13:47 -0800

Mmmm... athlete's tongue.

By: doctorschlock

doctorschlock — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 15:15:12 -0800

The lunatics are sucking toes!

By: oneirodynia

oneirodynia — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 15:21:04 -0800

That seems like the perfect opportunity to kick the guy in the face. To me, anyway.

By: boo_radley

boo_radley — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 15:24:00 -0800

looks like Brian peppers is gettin' bumped down to #2 on the mugshot meme

By: fandango_matt

fandango_matt — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 15:28:39 -0800

This is not an appropriate lick for the front page.

By: brain_drain

brain_drain — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 15:28:53 -0800

Unfortunately for the mugger, this is her foot.

By: rainman84

rainman84 — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 15:30:10 -0800

am I the only person wondering where the sexual assault charge is?

By: Joe Invisible

Joe Invisible — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 15:32:13 -0800

[Your drug of choice] is a hell of a drug.

By: oneirodynia

oneirodynia — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 15:33:54 -0800

am I the only person wondering where the sexual assault charge is? Would you give a guy a foot massage?

By: texorama

texorama — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 15:35:04 -0800

"It'll make you crawl and climb the wall And leave you without no thumb at all: I ain't gonna let no thumbsucker Suck my thumb!" --Shel Silverstein

By: rainman84

rainman84 — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 15:38:19 -0800

Would you give a guy a foot massage? shit yeah. i got my technique down and everything, i don't be tickling or nothin'

By: fandango_matt

fandango_matt — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 15:41:27 -0800

Please distribute as you see fit.

By: mothershock

mothershock — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 15:45:20 -0800

That is so strange -- a few months back there was a spate of very similar attacks in Philadelphia. I wonder if it's the same guy?

By: hafetysazard

hafetysazard — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 15:54:23 -0800

Do you have any idea how much it would cost to get a stranger to suck your toes? If anything you should be glad someone is willing to do it for free. If someone offers to 'suck yo dick' on the subway, don't get offended and call the police, accept the opportunity. If they did a bad job, you could always make up a story that the person was trying to rob you, then call the cops.

By: CKmtl

CKmtl — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 15:55:54 -0800

Good thing he didn't get it backwards: try to steal her feet and suck her cellphone.

By: ardgedee

ardgedee — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 15:56:26 -0800

Wait wait wait. So toe-licking is okay, but toe-sucking is totally off? I'm confused.

By: porn in the woods

porn in the woods — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 16:04:01 -0800

Breaking news: Weird Al is organizing a tribute LP as we speak.

By: delmoi

delmoi — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 16:07:32 -0800

Please distribute as you see fit. Boring.

By: ericb

ericb — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 16:09:02 -0800

Otay! Buckwheat Sings The Classics!

By: pompomtom

pompomtom — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 16:29:18 -0800

Call me a prude, but I'd consider it a bad day if anyone mugged me and sucked my toes.

By: rob511

rob511 — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 16:33:02 -0800

am I the only person wondering where the sexual assault charge is? Shrimp + Glock = Jail

By: quin

quin — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 16:47:44 -0800

"He was licking me..." - Ravenous

By: Huplescat

Huplescat — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 17:09:20 -0800

Not to derail, but a similar fate befell Cotton, the winsome heroine of John Waters' 1969 film "Mondo Trasho". There years before his epic, "Pink Flamingos", and still working in black and white, Waters was already showing promise as an auteur, using the attack to delve into Cotton's inner lebenswelt, while being toe sucked, with a daring cut-away montage of her on her hands and knees scrubbing the floor.

By: solid-one-love

solid-one-love — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 17:12:51 -0800

And then you feel sumpin' down by your feet. It's me, it's JB, I'm suckin' upon your toes. We don't mind sucking on toes! Good luck finding a boyfriend who sucks toe, ow!

-- Tenacious D, Double Team

By: nickyskye

nickyskye — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 17:29:29 -0800

try to steal her feet and suck her cellphone One look at his mugshot and that's a reasonable question.

By: dirigibleman

dirigibleman — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 17:55:27 -0800

Man, Coolio's really fallen on hard times.

By: brundlefly

brundlefly — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 18:48:37 -0800

Davis has been charged with simple robbery Simple? Simple?

By: R. Mutt

R. Mutt — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 19:56:33 -0800

So does this mean he has to resign from the Senate?

By: kingfisher, his musclebound cat

kingfisher, his musclebound cat — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 20:06:27 -0800

"OK, OK, so this is what I look like when the toe's real close, real close, but the sucking has not commenced. And I am just looking at it thinking I AM GOING TO SUCK YOU."

By: brujita

brujita — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 21:51:29 -0800

In my former building, I was stuck in the elevator with one of the staff who leered at my feet the way most sexist men do at breasts. Not fucking okay-- it doesn't matter which part of the body it is, what matters that it happens at all. I reported it to management but they didn't bother to do anything, and it was before I'd taken a self-defense class.

By: sergeant sandwich

sergeant sandwich — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 22:04:08 -0800

shimmy shimmy yaa shimmy yam shimmy yay, lemme suck your toes before they take me away !

By: tighttrousers

tighttrousers — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 22:56:01 -0800

First confirmed post-humous sighting of Old Dirty Bastard.

By: Mutant

Mutant — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 06:03:42 -0800

"Do you have any idea how much it would cost to get a stranger to suck your toes?" Back in early 90's my GalPal and I would attend the monthly slave auction at Paddles in New York. I'd almost always purchase her a foot slave for the evening. After all, it was only fair as she'd wear these totally awesome stilletos that I loved. While incredibly hot looking shoes they simply were not constructed with the comfort of the wearer in mind. Slave auctions always took place on a Saturday evening, and well after midnight. By the time we arrived at Paddles, we typically would have had drinks, dinner, more drinks and fit some dancing into the evening; her feet were sorely in need of a rubbing. Now Paddles issued their own fiat currency which was acquired by purchasing admission, drinks, etc. But I recall we'd usually spend about $20 to acquire enough Paddles moneey to allow us to successfully bid for the services of a slave for the evening. Most of them were into the toe action however she found that a little too too gross. I suspect most of these guys would have slaved for free - the auction was simply an acceptable outlet, a way to meet other like minded individuals. But if not for free, than roughly $20 would do it.