Comments on: "Bringing you the craaaziest products from yesterday and today."

"Bringing you the craaaziest products from yesterday and today."

amyms — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 15:35:36 -0800

If you're itching to spend your hard-earned money on a Little Mermaid lollipop (or paddle ball), a Gene Simmons Plasma Light, an Emo Girls doll, a Caddy Shack gopher, Barbie's pooping dog, South Park's Mr. Hankey, an Insultinator, or other strange and silly products, check out Mike Mozart's collection of fun reviews first. [YouTube videos, approx. 2 to 3 mins. each]

By: padraigin

padraigin — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 16:07:28 -0800

You know, just because you write FUNNY in all caps, it doesn't automatically make your toy reviews funny. You'd think it would, but it doesn't.

By: Sailormom

Sailormom — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 16:13:20 -0800

Well maybe not just caps, by COMIC SANS in caps is pretty funny.

By: psmealey

psmealey — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 16:19:29 -0800

CaddyShack Gopher Toy Review Michael Mozart OMG WTF Dumbass Yep... exactly.

By: boo_radley

boo_radley — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 16:22:18 -0800

Appalling. Forced. The little mermaid clip was uncomfortable on many levels and destroyed my desire to watch anything else by this man ever again.

By: fleetmouse

fleetmouse — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 16:25:21 -0800

The little mermaid clip was uncomfortable on many levels I liked it for that reason.

By: amyms

amyms — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 16:45:41 -0800

Aww... Rough crowd... I thought the reviews were fun because they're so "forced" and "uncomfortable." Mike Mozart is obviously trying a little too hard (especially if he's the one labelling his own videos as "FUNNY!!!") but he comes across as kind of a loveable dork.

By: soundofsuburbia

soundofsuburbia — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 16:51:35 -0800

Oh, you're supposed to laugh at him? Well, that changes everything!

By: Citizen Premier

Citizen Premier — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 17:04:02 -0800

What a loveable dork. I hope I never see anything by him ever again.

By: Smart Dalek

Smart Dalek — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 18:45:25 -0800

MetaFilter: You're a completely gross, freaky, ugly, boring, obnoxious, greasy, sneaky, nerd-bonehead.

By: misha

misha — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 19:57:35 -0800

Barbie's pooping dog has been recalled because the magnets could rip out a baby's insides, or something like that. I have a Caddyshack 2 yellow golf jacket my husband won, never worn, with the tags still on. We went to the premiere, won some tickets from a radio station, and then he answered a trivia question to win the jacket. Too bad the movie sucked so bad we just stuck the golf jacket in the closet and forgot about it.

By: davy

davy — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 23:19:05 -0800

"Barbie feeds the poops BACK to Tanner as Treats." No no no. It's cat or ferret poops that make good doggie treats, as my mutt Joey demonstrates daily. And misha, that jacket might fetch a pretty penny on eBay. Have you seen "The 40 Year Old Virgin"? Consider too that people buy stinky old torn-up sneakers because they're "emo" -- find a good adjective and people will buy cat or ferret poop. (Can ferret turds be "emo"?)

By: danman_d

danman_d — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 00:26:22 -0800

batshitinsane tag?

By: cilantro

cilantro — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 07:09:04 -0800

I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really don't like that guy. At all. I think I know what the guidance counselor meant back in second grade when she told us to trust our feelings when grown-ups made us uncomfortable, even when they seemed friendly. I think I feel the need to tell a trusted adult, such as a doctor, teacher or parent, about my feelings. (Not implying that the guy is, or might be, a pedophile. Just that he totally makes my skin crawl).

By: arcticwoman

arcticwoman — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 10:18:17 -0800

I liked some of the Emo Girl's "dialogue" but got tired of it really really fast.