Comments on: Leave Him Alone.

Leave Him Alone.

brownpau — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 21:09:41 -0800

And all you Democrats want to do is knock him down." [via ]

By: dhammond

dhammond — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 21:14:18 -0800

I saw this yesterday and had a good chuckle. It's probably my favorite of the Chris Crocker spoofs making the rounds.

By: c13

c13 — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 21:14:24 -0800

Heh...

By: chime

chime — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 21:22:17 -0800

I'm guess the one by Seth Green has already been posted here. I haven't read Mefi in past two days.

By: chime

chime — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 21:23:37 -0800

Guessing* It's late. Brain hurt.

By: pyramid termite

pyramid termite — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 21:24:03 -0800

ewwwwwww - this new internet fad can't end soon enough for me

By: Effigy2000

Effigy2000 — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 21:31:14 -0800

Seth Green is cashing in on this terrible meme too.

By: Effigy2000

Effigy2000 — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 21:32:17 -0800

I am Effigy2000's failure to preview.

By: chime

chime — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 21:37:18 -0800

Ok, so I got 5 of these in my collection now including the original. Who wants to help me find more good ones :) Don't hate. My hope is that the original is the worst and every response/parody will be much better. That way I can say I only saw the original so I could truly appreciate the parodies. And who knew that Michael Jackson had a song called "Leave me alone.."

By: damn dirty ape

damn dirty ape — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 21:42:08 -0800

That young lady has more stubble than most women.

By: Poolio

Poolio — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 21:48:38 -0800

I would not pay extra to see this.

By: maryh

maryh — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 21:50:09 -0800

I'm already sick to death of this meme, but I appreciated fake Bush's sloppy philtrum vs Crocker's wet-but-unmussed eyes.

By: dhammond

dhammond — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 21:52:43 -0800

what's up with all the self-linking, chime?

By: chime

chime — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 21:59:01 -0800

Sometimes I wish someone else made that damn site so I didn't feel so guilty mentioning it in public. Just feels weird saying [plug] every time I want to link to a channel I made. Sorry if that looks like I'm breaking Mefi etiquette. I had the Seth Green video playing in my channel coincidentally at the same time I hit refresh on Mefi. I found it via reddit.

By: cortex

cortex — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 22:26:54 -0800

chime.tv is pretty cool, chime, but, yeah, just try to keep it a bit more moderate. It's kind of a weird line to walk, because it's a pretty cool site.

By: trondant

trondant — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 22:41:24 -0800

There's never a carbon monoxide leak around when you need one.

By: HyperBlue

HyperBlue — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 22:48:15 -0800

C'mon guys. Self-linking in FPP = BAD DOG. Self-linking in comments = no biggie.

By: growabrain

growabrain — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 22:54:12 -0800

I am a human being. I am a man

By: Poolio

Poolio — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 23:09:41 -0800

Methinks someone needs a chime^.tv out.

By: Ynoxas

Ynoxas — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 23:12:42 -0800

C'mon guys. Self-linking in FPP = BAD DOG. Self-linking in comments = no biggie. posted by HyperBlue at 12:48 AM on September 15 Seconded. Even Matt self-links in the comments. That's as close to a sanction as you're ever going to find.

By: nickyskye

nickyskye — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 23:12:47 -0800

maryh, Poetically put. Agreeing with your point and thanks for the new vocab! "The philtrum (Greek philtron, from philein, "to love; to kiss"), also known as the infranasal depression, is the vertical groove in the upper lip, formed where the nasomedial and maxillary processes meet during embryonic development. The philtrum allows humans to express a much larger range of lip motions than would otherwise be possible, which enhances vocal and non-verbal communication." Still on the sobbing and wailing track...upping the ante and adding lacrimal caruncle and punctum. (But couldn't resist learning the mellifluous the parts of the ear too: concha, helix, scaphoid fossa, tragus)

By: maryh

maryh — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 23:34:34 -0800

"The philtrum (Greek philtron, from philein, "to love; to kiss") Oh dear, nickyskye, I was describing George Bush (well, an impersonator.) The definition of 'philtrum' I remember from my life drawing classes was simply "the snot groove". Seems a lot more appropriate in this context than the lovin' and the kissin' definition..... (must... gargle.... to remove Rove taste)

By: sourwookie

sourwookie — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 23:47:56 -0800

General Petraeus, hmmm... Remind me again: Did he work on the Death Star or was he a rebel leader that had Death Star blueprints?

By: George_Spiggott

George_Spiggott — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 23:58:45 -0800

Iraq Me, Dave Petraeus! Dave Petraeus, Dave Petraeus; Dave Petraeus Dave Petraeus, Dave Petraeus; Dave Petraeus Dave Petraeus, Dave Petraeus; Dave Petraeus Dave Petraeus. Iraq Me, Dave Petraeus. (Stolen from The Daily Show and and with apologies to Falco.)

By: quarter waters and a bag of chips

quarter waters and a bag of chips — Sat, 15 Sep 2007 00:18:05 -0800

I found it via reddit. yeah i don't see what the big deal is, i saw this on reddit last night too. also, self-linking in comments = fine by me.

By: PeterMcDermott

PeterMcDermott — Sat, 15 Sep 2007 00:29:26 -0800

I appreciated fake Bush's sloppy philtrum vs Crocker's wet-but-unmussed eyes. That sloppy philtrum is obviously a product of Eating Chris's Cornhole.

By: psmealey

psmealey — Sat, 15 Sep 2007 05:39:12 -0800

Needs more Chris Farley or somethin'.

By: nickyskye

nickyskye — Sat, 15 Sep 2007 07:12:10 -0800

The definition of 'philtrum' I remember from my life drawing classes was simply "the snot groove" Morning sunshine. Well, unless one has the flu or blubbering madly in a crock of Chris impersonation of an impersonation of an impersonation (isn't the GW puppet an impersonation of his father doing a Howdy Doody impersonation anyway?), the philtrum wouldn't be snotty. It would otherwise be quite kissable, no? I'm saying that because I think your art teacher, in attempting the useful mnemonic of "snot groove", deprived you of the beauty of an ordinarily non-sloppy philtrum.

By: miss lynnster

miss lynnster — Sat, 15 Sep 2007 07:27:08 -0800

...the beauty of an ordinarily non-sloppy philtrum. Philtrum shmiltrum. I'll take the whole damn thing, thank you very much. Bonus points: comes with a PUPPY!!!!!

By: digiFramph

digiFramph — Sat, 15 Sep 2007 07:54:49 -0800

Seth Green is cashing in on this terrible meme too. Someone please tell Seth Green it's time he took a seat.

By: delmoi

delmoi — Sat, 15 Sep 2007 08:15:20 -0800

Man, I didn't even get the Chris Crocker connection, I just thought the guy was spoofing the president's actual address

By: PugAchev

PugAchev — Sat, 15 Sep 2007 09:08:25 -0800

cortex writes "chime.tv is pretty cool, chime, but, yeah, just try to keep it a bit more moderate. It's kind of a weird line to walk, because it's a pretty cool site." self linking in comments is FINE if it has something to do with the thread. there is no "weird line" here. I would think cortex would know that.

By: WolfDaddy

WolfDaddy — Sat, 15 Sep 2007 09:26:51 -0800

Seth Green looks awesome in the eyeliner. Where can I get some?

By: krinklyfig

krinklyfig — Sat, 15 Sep 2007 10:20:43 -0800

chime writes "My hope is that the original is the worst and every response/parody will be much better." No, I think it's the other way around. BTW, Seth Green is alright in my book, if only for Robot Chicken.

By: quin

quin — Sat, 15 Sep 2007 12:22:27 -0800

My new goal in life is to do something stupid and obnoxious enough to get Seth Green to do a parody. Actually, now that I think about it, that's been my goal all along. Never mind. Carry on.

By: cortex

cortex — Sat, 15 Sep 2007 12:45:55 -0800

I don't really want to get into a big thing in this thread. I think chime.tv is cool, I think chime is pretty dang cool too, and haven't mistaken posts for comments re: self-links. That said, his last nine comments across several threads have included five links back to the site—in light of that, counseling a bit of self-aware restraint is pretty much S.O.P. If it's something that needs debating, let's do it not here, though.

By: deern the headlice

deern the headlice — Sat, 15 Sep 2007 14:40:31 -0800

Another vote for Robot Chicken. Not that everyone's not already sick of the Miss Teen South Carolina meme too, but this parody had me laughing.

By: psmealey

psmealey — Sat, 15 Sep 2007 14:50:17 -0800

Seth Green looks awesome in the eyeliner. Where can I get some? Where can you get some Seth Green? Hands off, bitch, he's mine!

By: WolfDaddy

WolfDaddy — Sat, 15 Sep 2007 15:49:29 -0800

psmealey: Bitch, please.

By: Sailormom

Sailormom — Sat, 15 Sep 2007 16:28:36 -0800

Leave chime ALONE! He is a HUMAN! All you people care about is self linking and favorites. chime is going through a hard time! He has his own site and he is trying to contribute here. Leave him ALONE! If you want a piece of chime, you deal with ME! He is a HUMAN!

By: YoBananaBoy

YoBananaBoy — Sat, 15 Sep 2007 18:38:04 -0800

Robot chicken has saved the thread.

By: homunculus

homunculus — Sun, 16 Sep 2007 21:56:45 -0800

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