"Ms. Ghuman said that officers tore up her H-1B visa, which was valid through May 2008, defaced her British passport, and seemed suspicious of everything from her music cassettes to the fact that she had listed Welsh as a language she speaks. A redacted government report about the episode obtained by her lawyer under the Freedom of Information Act erroneously described her as “Hispanic.” "Fantastic work, boys. Just top notch. I'm sure they had to look up "Welsh" in the dictionary.
As Ms. Ghuman tells it, the officers said they did not know why she was being excluded. They suggested that perhaps a jilted lover or envious colleague might have written a poison pen letter about her to immigration authorities, she said, or that Mills College might have terminated her employment without telling her. The notions are unfounded, she said.
One officer eventually told her that her exclusion was probably a mistake, and advised her to reapply for a visa in London after a 10-day wait.
TSA #1: Hey, looky here. It says she speaks "Welsh."
TSA #2: Huh? What? Welsh? Like don't 'welsh on me?' That's no friggin' language. It's a fucking phrase. What? She trying to trick us into thiniking there's a country called Weland or sum'tin? Ya' know people from England speak English; Welsh from Weland? Hahaha. She's must think we're idiots.
TSA #1: Dunno.
TSA #2: Yeah try finding Weland on a map?
TSA #1: I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and uh, I believe that our, ah, education like such as in South Africa, and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uh, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., or should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for our children.
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