Comments on: Oh, bollocks! Now I have to MULTI-TASK!!!!!!

Oh, bollocks! Now I have to MULTI-TASK!!!!!!

miss lynnster — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 09:48:42 -0800

"Tammy Wynette was quite wrong when she sang 'Sometimes it's hard to be a woman'. It's not. It's always hard to be a woman. Especially if you're a man." Hard-hitting journalism from The Daily Mail.

Other Tom Mitchelson scoops: Invasion of the Russian gold diggers and Poseurs Paradise! What's it really like to work at Abercrombie & Fitch?

By: gurple

gurple — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 09:56:26 -0800

He spent a week living like his bizarre, stereotypical idea of a woman, but he'll probably continue to spend the rest of his life living like a jackass.

By: agregoli

agregoli — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 10:00:44 -0800

Seriously. What an idiot.

By: soundofsuburbia

soundofsuburbia — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 10:06:01 -0800

A regular little Wallraff, innee?

By: klangklangston

klangklangston — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 10:09:14 -0800

Oooh, Lynn, weak sauce.

By: eatdonuts

eatdonuts — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 10:15:58 -0800

Does the author really believe that the substance of womanhood is so banal and superficial? This speaks more to the shallow limited observations of the author than of the existence of women. Way to go Tom, way to hit that journalism hard.

By: miss lynnster

miss lynnster — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 10:17:07 -0800

Weak sauce? I suppose I shall have to take off my shoes and go back into the kitchen where I belong, then. Dammit. I just chipped a nail.

By: iconomy

iconomy — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 10:18:28 -0800

I experienced none of the real pressures and tribulations that a woman faces every day. Oh honey, you're so wrong. We really do spend every waking minute thinking about cellulite and biological clocks and shampoo brands. What else could we possibly find to occupy our pretty little heads? You great, big, sexy, silly man, you. If there are other pressures and tribulations, perhaps you could patiently explain it all to me while I make you something to eat. *bats eyelashes and desperately hopes current brand of mascara makes eyelashes look their ultimate flirtiest*

By: doctorschlock

doctorschlock — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 10:20:33 -0800

What is a man? What is a woman? Is it the soul or the piece of meat betwinxed the legs?

By: ClanvidHorse

ClanvidHorse — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 10:23:51 -0800

The Daily Mail is synonymous with bullshit. Look under common satirical target on the wiki page of the Daily Mail to see how it is viewed by anyone with a brain in the UK. Examples include: In the comedy series Extras a copy of the Daily Mail appears with the headline "Asylum seekers are eating our pets." Hugh Laurie has said "The Daily Mail ... a crushing embarrassment. I wouldn't feed it to my worst dog" The spoof TV listings site and TV show TVGoHome included a reality show entitled Daily Mail Island in which contestants were denied access to any form of media except for the Daily Mail. As the show progresses the inhabitants become increasingly right-wing and irrational. In the adult satirical comic Viz strip Jack Black, a near-fascist "Boy's Own" adventure strip, the Daily Mail is the only newspaper anyone reads in the village, until in one episode an incoming Guardian reader is uncovered as protecting an Al Qaeda cell. And to top it off, A stand up comedy show at the Edinburgh Festival 2007 is called All Daily Mail Writers Must Die, by a comedian called William Hanmer-Lloyd.

By: Abiezer

Abiezer — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 10:25:41 -0800

This is what you get basing you ideas on womanhood from a straw poll of the vapid idiots who work with you at the Daily Mail.

By: gurple

gurple — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 10:28:02 -0800

Ah, good! I had somehow conflated the names "The Daily Mail" and "The Morning News" in my mind. I'm very glad that this wasn't, in fact, in The Morning News, which I like.

By: loquacious

loquacious — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 10:35:25 -0800

Wow, deep. Somehow he omitted all those parts about being the subject of unwanted sexual advances and being treated as a piece of meat, getting paid less, being treated as though you were sub-human and inferior and so on and so forth. Eh, I guess it doesn't matter because everyone knows that what women truly and deeply struggle with is diets, cellulite and makeup. Is it wrong that I want to kidnap this mook and make him pimp his ass in the Tenderloin for a year, just so he can get a small, brutal taste of it?

By: elpapacito

elpapacito — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 10:56:23 -0800

Woman Do and The GoldDigger. These stories do represent certainly some woman , expecially the Goldigger story, yet they hardly explain behaviors or try to find the causes behind them. For instance, the fact some woman use make-up doesn't imply they obsess about extrafine details, but some do. Similarly most of the men are absolutely not bothered by how they look, others go a greath lenght to take extra care of their looks and they are immediately taken as effeminate for doing so. Some man use makeup, except that we don't notice it because it's mostly cleaning/hydrating/brooming...which counts for make-up, even if there is no eyeliner involved. But it is still bipolar (do/don't , does / doesn't , man/woman) and generalistic ; it's superficial and that's how probably it was conceived to be, for a superficial audience.

By: PeterMcDermott

PeterMcDermott — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 10:56:24 -0800

I'd hit it -- with a baseball bat!

By: EndsOfInvention

EndsOfInvention — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 10:57:48 -0800

Wow, you mean The Daily Mail actually publishes stories that aren't about Princess Di, Maddie, or asylum seekers?

By: xmutex

xmutex — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 10:58:50 -0800

What is a man? What is a woman? Is it the soul or the piece of meat betwinxed the legs? It's the piece of meat.

By: Artw

Artw — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 11:06:35 -0800

Not an objection as such, but WTF is with all the Daily Mail links? It's like the most liked British Newspaper around here.

By: ninebelow

ninebelow — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 11:09:12 -0800

Does the author really believe that the substance of womanhood is so banal and superficial? That is the whole mission statement of the Daily Mail and yet it has the highest percentage of female readership of any UK paper.

By: piratebowling

piratebowling — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 11:11:33 -0800

I won't wear dresses but I will ring my mother every day, buy flowers, read my horoscope, pluck my eyebrows and browse the chick-lit section of the bookshop - all things deemed necessary by my panel of female advisors. Oh I get it, his "panel of female advisors" are just steering him to look like a prat, right? Oh dear GOD, please tell me that's what is going on.

By: penguinliz

penguinliz — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 11:30:30 -0800

The Daily Mail's newest ad campaign is based around the battle of the sexes, so this article is pretty unsurprising. I'd find the various Daily Mail satires funnier if I weren't terrified by the thought that over 2 million people are reading their middle-England bollocks every day.

By: bookish

bookish — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 11:30:47 -0800

Apparently I have never truly lived as a woman. Vagina and all that aside.

By: mosessis

mosessis — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 11:31:50 -0800

Hard-hitting journalism from The Daily Mail. I never thought I'd see those words in that order.

By: miss lynnster

miss lynnster — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 11:40:39 -0800

I was, however, being fascetious. So there ya are!

By: mygothlaundry

mygothlaundry — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 11:46:37 -0800

It'd be one thing if he'd even tried to pass: you know, gone in full drag, etc., seen how he was treated differently - rather in the spirit of this, which I still think was a damn interesting article - but all he did was shave his legs, wear some makeup and call his mother? By that criteria, I've been living as a man for most of my life: I like fart jokes, drink pints of beer, don't wear makeup and have never had a bikini wax. Sheesh. I want a raise and more respect, stat.

By: Mach3avelli

Mach3avelli — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 11:50:53 -0800

For his next hard-hitting piece, he's going to assume the role of a paraplegic for a week by walking around and telling people, "I am a paraplegic."

By: Reverend Mykeru

Reverend Mykeru — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 11:51:16 -0800

loquacious: "Somehow he omitted all those parts about being the subject of unwanted sexual advances ..." Where do I sign up for sexual advances, unwanted or otherwise? It would be such a time saver to sit back and pick and choose.

By: mrgrimm

mrgrimm — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 11:54:48 -0800

I was expecting some insight about what it's like for a TG man to pass ... hmm. Not quite the same article. ;) I mean, if you look like a man to everyone else, how can you possibly know what it's like to be a woman? Or am I missing something... Weak sauce seconded. Great link, mygothlaundry. Thanks, I missed it the first time.

By: piratebowling

piratebowling — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 12:26:11 -0800

Where do I sign up for sexual advances, unwanted or otherwise? It would be such a time saver to sit back and pick and choose. Your choice is between the drunk on the subway telling you to sit on his lap, the creepy middle aged man rubbing his crotch against your ass on the subway, the guy who manages to grope you and your sister simultaniously on a crowded train, and the homeless man yelling to you and your female friend that he'd like to suck on "both your pussies." Which is your selection? And yes, all of these have happened to me or close friends of mine.

By: miss lynnster

miss lynnster — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 12:50:04 -0800

He's definitely no Nora Vincent. I loved her book, btw. It was really interesting.

By: doctorschlock

doctorschlock — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 13:09:02 -0800

You know..come to think of it..I wouldn't mind if a woman squeezed my ass like a roll of Charmin toilet tissue.

By: darksasami

darksasami — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 13:14:05 -0800

In related news, I'm going to be remaking Black Like Me by tuning in to an urban radio station and eating some fried chicken. I hope I'm up to the challenges ahead of me.

By: gurple

gurple — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 13:41:31 -0800

piratebowling, I'm afraid that there are two important truths here. One truth is that unwelcome sexual advances do happen quite often to women, and that they are annoying, degrading, and sometimes much worse. The other truth is that, because these things don't happen much to men, they can sound downright great when described. "the drunk on the subway telling you to sit on [her] lap"? Awesome! Of course, the drunk that that conjures in my mind is 20-something and cute, and of course a good deal smaller than me. Spending a couple days as a woman would help to internalize the disgusting reality, but really I'm afraid I couldn't handle calling my mom that much and painting my toes, which is apparently what it's all about.

By: UbuRoivas

UbuRoivas — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 14:12:46 -0800

Why do you all have to be such haters? Maybe this guy's experiment in living as a woman gave him a new perspective & taught him something about himself that he didn't know before...? That is, assuming he came into close proximity with a douche bag at some stage during the week.

By: ericb

ericb — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 14:33:25 -0800

Oh honey, you're so wrong. We really do spend every waking minute thinking about cellulite and biological clocks and shampoo brands. As do we gay men. But(t), we also talk about Madonna, cock, work-out routines, quiche recipes, taffeta, shaving body hair, bathroom stall sex signals, drugs, white wine and the upcoming 'Sex in the City' movie and 'breeders.'

By: oneirodynia

oneirodynia — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 14:54:05 -0800

... close proximity with a douche bag at some stage during the week. Well ya know, we don't actually use those. We just buy them for the Super Top-Secret Decoder Ring and Miniature Spy Camera. Hey, Ladies: vjygpe5h0boy7, pi8p0rfm x[';d4mtk pfkhthykms gko -amirite?

By: localroger

localroger — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 15:33:06 -0800

Wow, it's a vapidness explosion. gurple nailed it in the first comment -- he has now experienced the male stereotype of what womens' lives are like, and convinced himself that he has experienced what their real lives are like, and is utterly clueless as to the difference.

By: mdn

mdn — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 15:33:06 -0800

The other truth is that, because these things don't happen much to men, they can sound downright great when described. "the drunk on the subway telling you to sit on [her] lap"? Awesome! I think guys are sometimes a little bit oblivious to the existence of women who aren't cute and under 30. Next time you're on the subway, try to look around for the old, fat, saggy lady, maybe hair thinning, perhaps even with sweatstains, and then imagine she were taller than you, not smiling at you or looking friendly, but more like lipping her lips and eyeing you, and she reaches out to squeeze yer bum. Sure, it's not the end of the world, but don't tell me it makes your day better.

By: UbuRoivas

UbuRoivas — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 15:45:26 -0800

There are women who aren't cute and under 30? What utter bollocks.

By: UbuRoivas

UbuRoivas — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 15:47:39 -0800

also: douche bags come with miniature spy cameras attached? What on earth are they for? On second thoughts, don't answer that.

By: MrLint

MrLint — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 16:19:32 -0800

What no egregious examples of cross-dressing?

By: BitterOldPunk

BitterOldPunk — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 16:56:16 -0800

Staaaaaaaaand by yer Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.......

By: East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94

East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 17:29:33 -0800

This isn't how women live, but it is exactly how female Daily Mail subscribers live.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 17:44:24 -0800

I think guys are sometimes a little bit oblivious to the existence of women who aren't cute and under 30. Next time you're on the subway, try to look around for the old, fat, saggy lady, maybe hair thinning, perhaps even with sweatstains, and then imagine she were taller than you, not smiling at you or looking friendly, but more like lipping her lips and eyeing you, and she reaches out to squeeze yer bum. Once at my local bar (a serious grade-A dive) a 275lb+ woman in her mid-40's who looked like everyone's embarassing drunk aunt told me (a few minutes after complaining about the malfunctioning AC, and showing me the panties in her purse that she had just removed as a visual aid) told me 'you're a hot young guy, but you mentioned a girlfriend, otherwise I'd do ya." When I told my better half the story, she said she admired the woman's ethics. But, the point is, I got an ego boost from the crazy old broad despite myself. What this proves, I don't really know.

By: UbuRoivas

UbuRoivas — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 18:03:44 -0800

I say, Charles, don't you ever crave to appear on the front of the Daily Mail, dressed in your mother's bridal veil?

By: ericb

ericb — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 18:07:21 -0800

But, the point is, I got an ego boost from the crazy old broad despite myself. What this proves, I don't really know. What it proves is that that ol' broad walked into that gin joint, surveyed the crowd and surmised you to be the "easiest" of the bunch! ; )

By: djstig

djstig — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 18:07:33 -0800

Arrghh......I've not read the thread or the fpp, but I scrolled down enough to see a smug Daily Mail tit. Once I've recovered I will give it the interest it deserves. Oh I already have by ignoring it*. *apart from this un-ignoring obviously.

By: ericb

ericb — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 18:07:55 -0800

Or, maybe, "of the brunch."

By: octobersurprise

octobersurprise — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 18:17:09 -0800

Is it wrong that I want to kidnap this mook and make him pimp his ass in the Tenderloin You hold him down, I'll fill his ass with silicone.

By: porpoise

porpoise — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 21:00:22 -0800

I don't know - the woman piece was pretty wankerish, but I did enjoy his Ambercrombe piece although I think be bought a little too much into the A&F "image" wrt "I thought that if the law permitted it, managers would have exercised quality-control over the customers, too,". A&F is there to make money. It's a huge gamble to only sell to the generically mainstream beautiful in the exclusion of everyone else although I can see it working but A&F isn't nearly haute couture enough. Guess they'll have to try to hook the marks early - in their early teens - and hope that they continue to have enough income to be able to have A&F-marked income. I really doubt that he actually did what he claimed he did in the article, in public. Makes me wonder whether he actually qualified to be an A&F "model."

By: KevinSkomsvold

KevinSkomsvold — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 21:51:53 -0800

I can believe this shallow little fuckmop had the gall to quote Tammy Wynette. She'd snap his ass in two and send him home with a little more respect.

By: flashboy

flashboy — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 01:42:50 -0800

In fact, research has shown that women use 20,000 words a day, while men utter only 7,000. It means I have a word gap of 13,000 a day. I will have to talk three times as much. AAAAAAAAARRRRGGHHHHH.

By: Sparx

Sparx — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 03:43:06 -0800

In surprising news - not one of his panel of female advisors was born a woman. In fact, only one had been born *of* a woman, the rest having been grown from stem cells and other forms of parthenogenesis, or simply made up from whole, yet tasteful and delightfully high-threadcount, cloth.

By: Tehanu

Tehanu — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 14:26:07 -0800

Hm. I don't know a woman like the one he describes. Thanks, flashboy.

By: ob

ob — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 17:23:55 -0800

Acting like a his stereotypical image of a woman has made him more of a cock. The irony amuses me.

By: Jon Mitchell

Jon Mitchell — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 22:39:48 -0800

You're fucking kidding me. He spent a week being slightly and self-consciously metrosexual and managed to wring an article that long about being a woman out of it? darksasami has it dead on.