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September 22, 2007 4:55 AM   Subscribe

Internet Commenter Retirement Party! NSFW language, exploding captcha girl on girl action
posted by WolfDaddy (53 comments total) 12 users marked this as a favorite

 
This is MetaFilter at its most engaging and insightful.
posted by disillusioned at 5:07 AM on September 22, 2007 [1 favorite]


Follows #1, of course, I guess.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 5:12 AM on September 22, 2007 [2 favorites]


They still haven't said "eponysterical" in one of these videos, disillusioned, so I guess I'll have to do it for them ... and you.

How do you say ;-)
posted by WolfDaddy at 5:13 AM on September 22, 2007


Fun post.
posted by Second Account For Making Jokey Comments at 5:13 AM on September 22, 2007


Fun post.

Shut the crap up, dicklord!

ha! pwned!
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 5:16 AM on September 22, 2007


hah! very funny. these guys have made some good vids :)
posted by Dillonlikescookies at 5:18 AM on September 22, 2007


First!
posted by phrontist at 5:30 AM on September 22, 2007


Funny because it's true.
posted by tommasz at 5:32 AM on September 22, 2007


Too long, didn't watch.
posted by mr. strange at 5:36 AM on September 22, 2007


Funny. Do you know where to find the youtube comments to the first moon landing...? I think I've seen those somewhere on metafilter but...
posted by nicolin at 5:41 AM on September 22, 2007


Funny because it's true.

Except where the troll dickwad admitted that he was lonely. While likely true, it just never happens that way in real life.
posted by psmealey at 5:50 AM on September 22, 2007


Funny. Do you know where to find the youtube comments to the first moon landing...? I think I've seen those somewhere on metafilter but...

Youtube consensus? fake, fake, fake
posted by empath at 6:20 AM on September 22, 2007


Oh. My. God. Those moon landing YouTube comments... I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
posted by psmealey at 6:29 AM on September 22, 2007


You know online group videos, on wikipedia it says they are part of the a scheme of reassuring self-confirmation of the appartenence to a group that also have some exclusivity thanks to the injoke references, obviously obscure to others. It's like being part of a club and digging it!
posted by elpapacito at 6:31 AM on September 22, 2007 [1 favorite]


You suck!
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 6:34 AM on September 22, 2007


they are part of the a scheme of reassuring self-confirmation of the appartenence to a group

Nicely said elpapacito.

Loved that WolfDaddy and Stavros' one too. Could relate all too well to the irritating chubby guy, Mo, who cites Wikipedia and goes off on an anecdote.

Predictable conversational patterns in online threads are interesting, aggravating and funny.
posted by nickyskye at 6:40 AM on September 22, 2007


Phlebble.
posted by flabdablet at 6:44 AM on September 22, 2007


You know who else was a troll dickwad?
posted by bonehead at 6:45 AM on September 22, 2007 [1 favorite]


Ever guy in those videos should be forced at gunpoint to shave those scraggly beards.
posted by Pastabagel at 6:51 AM on September 22, 2007 [3 favorites]


Too funny - "not now lolcat!"
Thanks, wolfdaddy!
posted by madamjujujive at 6:55 AM on September 22, 2007


Well that sucked.
posted by puke & cry at 7:13 AM on September 22, 2007


Please, shoot me now.
posted by itchylick at 7:15 AM on September 22, 2007


Cool, thanks.
posted by misha at 7:25 AM on September 22, 2007


MONKEY FUCKER!
posted by Big_B at 7:32 AM on September 22, 2007


Trolls on babycenter often admit to being lonely.
posted by DenOfSizer at 7:39 AM on September 22, 2007


Wow, for a second I perked up and thought that post was about a proper way to retire from being a commenter on Metafilter. A little voice inside me said: Yes pleeze can I pleeze has no more wasted life energy on bad soul sucking threads and there was an evil little LOLZCAT saying: Imz in yer threads sucking on yer souls...and I thought perhaps I could do it. I could quit Metafilter forever and stop providing Matt Howie with free and valuable content and do something meaningful instead, read a good book or working on my book, or cleaning the house or taking a shower...

And then the voice went away. Oh well.

THAT VIDS ROCKED LOLZ TEH FUUNY.

posted by Skygazer at 7:41 AM on September 22, 2007 [2 favorites]


Same MetaTime, same MetaChannel.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 7:42 AM on September 22, 2007 [1 favorite]


Who knew that excruciatingly tiresome commentspeak would actually improve excruciatingly tiresome meetings? I'm going to try this at the next hellish faculty drone-along.
posted by FelliniBlank at 7:42 AM on September 22, 2007


These comments seem like a parody of themselves. It's definitely a MetaMetaMetaMoment.
posted by psmealey at 7:50 AM on September 22, 2007 [3 favorites]


Hey guys, I'm pretty lonely.
posted by chlorus at 7:51 AM on September 22, 2007


Who knew that excruciatingly tiresome commentspeak would actually improve excruciatingly tiresome meetings?

Even though I'm relatively sure we watched the same video, I don't think we watched the same video.
posted by lodurr at 7:55 AM on September 22, 2007


Who knew that excruciatingly tiresome commentspeak would actually improve excruciatingly tiresome meetings?

If you coud introduce girls kissing each other at the next company meeting, I'd appreciate it.
posted by thanotopsis at 8:13 AM on September 22, 2007


I don't get it. Why is this funny?
posted by srboisvert at 8:21 AM on September 22, 2007


Has anybody ever seen any black people, at all, in any College Humor videos (other than this guy)?
posted by sleevener at 9:19 AM on September 22, 2007


n00b
posted by Mick at 9:22 AM on September 22, 2007


Is this something I'd have to have a tv to understand?
posted by krinklyfig at 10:04 AM on September 22, 2007


RIN DIK
posted by Kwantsar at 10:18 AM on September 22, 2007


Funny. Do you know where to find the youtube comments to the first moon landing...? I think I've seen those somewhere on metafilter but...

Well, there is the cartoon version...
posted by Tube at 10:36 AM on September 22, 2007


krinklyfig writes "Is this something I'd have to have a tv to understand?"

No.
posted by Bugbread at 10:36 AM on September 22, 2007


Even though I'm relatively sure we watched the same video, I don't think we watched the same video.

If you had been to as many brain-pureeing meetings as I have, you'd be singing a different tune.
posted by FelliniBlank at 10:49 AM on September 22, 2007


Has anybody ever seen any black people, at all, in any College Humor videos (other than this guy)?

Puh-leeze. In an era where mainstream comedy shows have a Senior Black Correspondent, is the segregation of humor on the College Humor campus all that surprising?
posted by t2urner at 12:05 PM on September 22, 2007


FelliniBlank, I've implemented contingent labor management systems with major corporations for a large temporary contingent labor vendor. That's past puree to liquefy and sometimes even on to aerate. Exchanging one set of jargon for an even more annoying one would not have helped.
posted by lodurr at 12:09 PM on September 22, 2007 [1 favorite]


Tube: Was just going to link to that. Beautiful.
posted by lazaruslong at 2:10 PM on September 22, 2007


These videos are really funny. It's worth linking again to their Harvey Danger "Flagpole Sitta" lip-dub.
posted by lazaruslong at 2:12 PM on September 22, 2007


I feel my unscrupulous favoriting is adequately represented in this video by the "digg it" guy.
posted by tehloki at 2:33 PM on September 22, 2007 [2 favorites]


Thanks WolfDaddy, I needed a laugh.
posted by RussHy at 4:48 PM on September 22, 2007


Last
posted by betaray at 5:19 PM on September 22, 2007


Not even close.
posted by yhbc at 6:57 PM on September 22, 2007


I know how this party's gonna end, we're go-
posted by tehloki at 12:36 AM on September 23, 2007


Sorry to interrupt, tehloki, but this is the fiftieth comment in the thread.

See what I did there?
posted by WolfDaddy at 2:22 AM on September 23, 2007


You were supposed to goatse everyone. Continuity fail!
posted by tehloki at 3:38 AM on September 23, 2007


In fact I prefered this 'episode' of 'college humor' : http://goatse.cz (nsfw)
posted by jeffburdges at 6:55 AM on September 23, 2007


All right, fine. Wake me when the lolcats show up.
posted by WolfDaddy at 7:17 AM on September 23, 2007


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