That's no lady, that's my mummy!
September 22, 2007 6:33 PM   Subscribe

You too can have your brain pulled out of your nose. Modern mummification.

via the Wacky Web Sites desk calendar my brother bought me for Christmas that I'm just starting to plow through.
posted by klangklangston (10 comments total)

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They've really cleaned up their site, 8 years ago or so it was much less professional. They also had a much wider range of things for sale, including quartz crystals that cost several thousand dollars because they'd had some kind of spiritual energy treatment.

The kids' page is still excellent, though. Nothing eases a child's mind about Mommie's post-mortem preservation like a trail of severed mummy teddy bear heads that follow the mouse around.
posted by contraption at 6:44 PM on September 22, 2007


No thanks.
posted by Flunkie at 6:58 PM on September 22, 2007


Oh wait, here are the crystals! And the prices have come way down from what I think I remember. Now it's only $80 for a 3/4" piece of tumbled quartz that's been broken from a 2' x 8" mother crystal that rests inside a large pyramid.

And the lube. I forgot about the lube.
posted by contraption at 7:09 PM on September 22, 2007


jeebus, contraption, that cursor is fun, like the online equivalent of an elasticized plushie bullwhip. Ah, Bop Camp!
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 7:10 PM on September 22, 2007


Double.

Sorry.
posted by jason's_planet at 7:10 PM on September 22, 2007


Croak like an Egyptian? No ankhs.
* ducks *
posted by rob511 at 7:14 PM on September 22, 2007


OH MY GOD THEY'RE ON YOUTUBE NOW
posted by contraption at 7:21 PM on September 22, 2007


Desk calendar? And no search? Pass me that bong, bro.
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 7:22 PM on September 22, 2007


The current episode features a "Love Ewe."
posted by contraption at 7:23 PM on September 22, 2007


I met Corky, aka Summum Bonum Amon Ra, in a Costa Mesa, Calif., bookstore in 1987. I had 15 minutes to kill and someone left a note on my car windshield saying, "Come meet a person who has had contact with aliens."

He told a wacky story about blue-skinned aliens and tried to sell me some books.

Apparently, 20 years later, he's still telling wacky stories and selling some books. Only now it's all Egyptian and shit.
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 8:23 PM on September 22, 2007


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