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A little Permethrin, Lindane, or Malathion, and everything'll be all better. And for itching, there's Benadryl.
posted by Smart Dalek at 11:40 AM on September 24, 2007
posted by Smart Dalek at 11:40 AM on September 24, 2007
Attack the weak point for massive damage!
posted by Hlewagast at 11:42 AM on September 24, 2007 [1 favorite]
posted by Hlewagast at 11:42 AM on September 24, 2007 [1 favorite]
Come to the Maryland Science Center and see the HUGE CRAB!
posted by Faint of Butt at 11:46 AM on September 24, 2007
posted by Faint of Butt at 11:46 AM on September 24, 2007
"kitties and cats step aside. Huge Crab Awaits !!! "
posted by Artw at 11:46 AM on September 24, 2007
posted by Artw at 11:46 AM on September 24, 2007
That crab is so huge its got its own orchestral score.
posted by steef at 11:46 AM on September 24, 2007
posted by steef at 11:46 AM on September 24, 2007
Faint of Butt - On no account "touch wonder" of "huge crab".
posted by Artw at 11:47 AM on September 24, 2007
posted by Artw at 11:47 AM on September 24, 2007
those look delicious. who's got old bay or melted butter?
posted by Mach5 at 11:48 AM on September 24, 2007
posted by Mach5 at 11:48 AM on September 24, 2007
Can they be defeated with poor web design?
posted by ninjew at 11:49 AM on September 24, 2007 [1 favorite]
posted by ninjew at 11:49 AM on September 24, 2007 [1 favorite]
This is fun to make a blog on the computer website.
posted by unknowncommand at 11:49 AM on September 24, 2007 [8 favorites]
posted by unknowncommand at 11:49 AM on September 24, 2007 [8 favorites]
I've got a huge crab -- in my pants.
posted by PeterMcDermott at 11:52 AM on September 24, 2007
posted by PeterMcDermott at 11:52 AM on September 24, 2007
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you your next LOL site.
posted by Wonderwoman at 12:05 PM on September 24, 2007
posted by Wonderwoman at 12:05 PM on September 24, 2007
What's the deal with crabs climbing trees (or garbage cans)? I've never seen that before.
posted by delmoi at 12:15 PM on September 24, 2007
posted by delmoi at 12:15 PM on September 24, 2007
kitties and cats step aside.
Huge Crab is the new web 2.0 buzz word. For this reason, investors have approached hugecrab.com and expressed interest in buying, and or developing hugecrab.com for their own motives. Currently Hugecrab.com is no longer accepting applicants for our second round of funding. However, we encourage investors to stay tuned, as we may require more liquidity at any moment.
Oh, go fuck yourself.
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 12:17 PM on September 24, 2007 [1 favorite]
Huge Crab is the new web 2.0 buzz word. For this reason, investors have approached hugecrab.com and expressed interest in buying, and or developing hugecrab.com for their own motives. Currently Hugecrab.com is no longer accepting applicants for our second round of funding. However, we encourage investors to stay tuned, as we may require more liquidity at any moment.
Oh, go fuck yourself.
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 12:17 PM on September 24, 2007 [1 favorite]
I guarantee you Huge Crab is no match for a pipe.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 12:20 PM on September 24, 2007 [3 favorites]
posted by mr_crash_davis at 12:20 PM on September 24, 2007 [3 favorites]
Huge Crab must be freed from it's corporate overlords!
posted by Artw at 12:22 PM on September 24, 2007
posted by Artw at 12:22 PM on September 24, 2007
oh internet, land of a million talentless wisps crying and typing bathroom diaries like this time, this time, it will finally be meaningful to someone else
a million office workers laugh and forget and click the next link the next link the next
posted by four panels at 12:22 PM on September 24, 2007 [1 favorite]
a million office workers laugh and forget and click the next link the next link the next
posted by four panels at 12:22 PM on September 24, 2007 [1 favorite]
I'm gonna put them in my mouth! (annoying flash video with sound)
posted by crawfishpopsicle at 12:24 PM on September 24, 2007
posted by crawfishpopsicle at 12:24 PM on September 24, 2007
Huge Crab can apparently only be defeated using Huge Font.
And some of these Huge Crabs are becoming doctors!
@#$%ing Crabs!!!
posted by wendell at 12:33 PM on September 24, 2007
And some of these Huge Crabs are becoming doctors!
@#$%ing Crabs!!!
posted by wendell at 12:33 PM on September 24, 2007
I found four panels' comment more amusing by imagining William S. Burroughs saying it.
posted by Dr-Baa at 12:35 PM on September 24, 2007 [1 favorite]
posted by Dr-Baa at 12:35 PM on September 24, 2007 [1 favorite]
ps. petermcdermott, i still heart you.
and the huge crab in your pants.
posted by CitizenD at 12:43 PM on September 24, 2007
and the huge crab in your pants.
posted by CitizenD at 12:43 PM on September 24, 2007
Coconut crabs are insane. These are crabs that can husk a fucking coconut with their claws. Have you ever tried to husk a coconut? You can't. It's like an adamantium skeleton.
I'm pretty sure a coconut crab could rip your heart out and show it to you before you died, if it so desired.
posted by mullingitover at 12:43 PM on September 24, 2007 [1 favorite]
I'm pretty sure a coconut crab could rip your heart out and show it to you before you died, if it so desired.
posted by mullingitover at 12:43 PM on September 24, 2007 [1 favorite]
15.Does the Huge crab population have ninjas?<>
OK, but what happens when the crab ninjas meet the crab pirates? Huh? Huh? I mean, thats what we need to know...
posted by never used baby shoes at 12:44 PM on September 24, 2007
OK, but what happens when the crab ninjas meet the crab pirates? Huh? Huh? I mean, thats what we need to know...
posted by never used baby shoes at 12:44 PM on September 24, 2007
i have a +4 hugecrab sword. will that help?
posted by CitizenD at 2:35 PM on September 24 [+] [!]
You're not there! You are getting drunk, remember?
posted by WinnipegDragon at 12:45 PM on September 24, 2007 [2 favorites]
posted by CitizenD at 2:35 PM on September 24 [+] [!]
You're not there! You are getting drunk, remember?
posted by WinnipegDragon at 12:45 PM on September 24, 2007 [2 favorites]
Shoot - that didn't work the way I thought it would...
As is the case with human conflicts, Huge Crab conflicts call for the use of ninjas as well. Then the picture of the crab pirate.
I'm not sure which side to blame, personally.
posted by never used baby shoes at 12:46 PM on September 24, 2007
As is the case with human conflicts, Huge Crab conflicts call for the use of ninjas as well. Then the picture of the crab pirate.
I'm not sure which side to blame, personally.
posted by never used baby shoes at 12:46 PM on September 24, 2007
winnipegdragon: i was drinking on tenser's floating disc! so i AM there!
*starts casting magic missle at the hugecrab*
posted by CitizenD at 12:50 PM on September 24, 2007
*starts casting magic missle at the hugecrab*
posted by CitizenD at 12:50 PM on September 24, 2007
Lightning bolt, lightning bolt, lightning bolt, sleep!
posted by Pollomacho at 1:01 PM on September 24, 2007
posted by Pollomacho at 1:01 PM on September 24, 2007
Children sometimes play with coconut crabs by placing some wet grass at an angle on a palm tree that contains a coconut crab. When the animal climbs down, it believes the grass is the ground, releases its grip on the tree, and subsequently falls.
posted by Huplescat at 1:05 PM on September 24, 2007 [2 favorites]
posted by Huplescat at 1:05 PM on September 24, 2007 [2 favorites]
I dunno. I think tiny crabs - scuttling and crawling on a sleeper's face - are about 20x freakier than Huge Crab. I mean, you can eat Huge Crab - with tiny crabs you can only weep as they make homes in your nostrils.
posted by robocop is bleeding at 1:34 PM on September 24, 2007 [1 favorite]
posted by robocop is bleeding at 1:34 PM on September 24, 2007 [1 favorite]
robocop is bleeding: I dunno. I think tiny crabs - scuttling and crawling on a sleeper's face - are about 20x freakier than Huge Crab. I mean, you can eat Huge Crab - with tiny crabs you can only weep as they make homes in your nostrils.
face? if by nostril you mean urethra, i agree: *shudder*.
from a former friend of mine:
how do you get rid of crabs?
-shave half your pubes (they'll flee to the other side to take cover, unwittingly concentrating themselves into an easy target)
-set fire to the other half of your pubes
-as they run, screaming their tiny crab screams, out of the flaming pube conflagration, stab them with an icepick.
(a few years later, we decided than an upholstery needle was probably more appropriate)
....and, scene.
posted by CitizenD at 1:59 PM on September 24, 2007
face? if by nostril you mean urethra, i agree: *shudder*.
from a former friend of mine:
how do you get rid of crabs?
-shave half your pubes (they'll flee to the other side to take cover, unwittingly concentrating themselves into an easy target)
-set fire to the other half of your pubes
-as they run, screaming their tiny crab screams, out of the flaming pube conflagration, stab them with an icepick.
(a few years later, we decided than an upholstery needle was probably more appropriate)
....and, scene.
posted by CitizenD at 1:59 PM on September 24, 2007
I see pictures of people holding Huge Crab.
My gut reaction, if I was near Huge Crab, would not be to hold it, but to kill it with the deadliest weapon available.
I think this gives me an evolutionary advantage.
posted by TheOnlyCoolTim at 2:35 PM on September 24, 2007 [1 favorite]
My gut reaction, if I was near Huge Crab, would not be to hold it, but to kill it with the deadliest weapon available.
I think this gives me an evolutionary advantage.
posted by TheOnlyCoolTim at 2:35 PM on September 24, 2007 [1 favorite]
I should have been a pair of ragged claws
Scuttling across the floors of crappy web sites.
posted by kirkaracha at 2:52 PM on September 24, 2007 [2 favorites]
Scuttling across the floors of crappy web sites.
posted by kirkaracha at 2:52 PM on September 24, 2007 [2 favorites]
subaruwrx writes "love the font. What is that, Ariel?"
har, har.
posted by mullingitover at 5:52 PM on September 24, 2007
har, har.
posted by mullingitover at 5:52 PM on September 24, 2007
I hate close up pictures of crabs and lobsters because it forces me to acknowledge the horrid truth that...
Their BUGS !!! FREAKISH DELICIOUS GIANT SEA BUGS !!!
posted by Julnyes at 7:47 PM on September 24, 2007
Their BUGS !!! FREAKISH DELICIOUS GIANT SEA BUGS !!!
posted by Julnyes at 7:47 PM on September 24, 2007
NOTE: LESS THAN ONE MONTH UNTIL INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY!!!
posted by A dead Quaker at 7:53 PM on September 24, 2007
posted by A dead Quaker at 7:53 PM on September 24, 2007
The worst thing about crabs is that they’re crabs. The best thing about crabs is that they’re good to eat.
Crabs are nature’s Republicans.
My dive buddies and I used to have a schlooper that we used to catch little creatures for our marine aquarium. We schlooped everything from a small octopus, that climbed out one night never to be seen again, to pinky sized barracudas. As long as everybody had plenty to eat, they all pretty much got along... except for the crabs.
Then a nickel sized blue-crab killed everything, even the barracudas. The hermit crabs held out for awhile, but The Crab got them too. No matter how much we fed, it rushed around, grabbing every scrap of food, all the time watching for the hermit’s poking a claw or two out of their shells to get a scrap or two, so it could ravage them.
posted by Huplescat at 8:35 PM on September 24, 2007
Crabs are nature’s Republicans.
My dive buddies and I used to have a schlooper that we used to catch little creatures for our marine aquarium. We schlooped everything from a small octopus, that climbed out one night never to be seen again, to pinky sized barracudas. As long as everybody had plenty to eat, they all pretty much got along... except for the crabs.
Then a nickel sized blue-crab killed everything, even the barracudas. The hermit crabs held out for awhile, but The Crab got them too. No matter how much we fed, it rushed around, grabbing every scrap of food, all the time watching for the hermit’s poking a claw or two out of their shells to get a scrap or two, so it could ravage them.
posted by Huplescat at 8:35 PM on September 24, 2007
I was in a local vintage/antique store last month, and they were playing a record they found called A Giant Crab Comes Forth. Very psychedelic, man.
posted by Artnchicken at 9:06 PM on September 24, 2007
posted by Artnchicken at 9:06 PM on September 24, 2007
So, does this put the whole huge crab thing to rest now, or do I have to see this in various forms for the next six months? 'Cause frankly man, I'm fucking over the fucking huge crabs.
posted by From Bklyn at 12:18 AM on September 25, 2007
posted by From Bklyn at 12:18 AM on September 25, 2007
Okay, well, this is really funny, because I took the second one on that page.
Here's the whole story.
posted by Caviar at 3:26 PM on September 25, 2007
Here's the whole story.
posted by Caviar at 3:26 PM on September 25, 2007
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