At least you won't die of dysentery in this one.

September 25, 2007 4:40 PM

Thule Trail is a cute modern remake of The Oregon Trail.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane (17 comments total)

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I know it's an ad.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 4:40 PM on September 25, 2007

DO NOT WANT
posted by Artw at 4:44 PM on September 25, 2007

Well, Bligh got his hand stuck in a window, Jonmc stuck a jujube up his nose, and Konolia passed out during a breath-holding competition, but there were no major diseases and no deaths. And Quonsar was a real trooper up until he drove the SUV into a goddam snow drift.

Delmoi was oddly silent in the back seat.
posted by cortex at 5:00 PM on September 25, 2007

"Silvia, a cab driver, tells you: "My biggest advice: watch your speed. There are a cops everywhere on these roads and they're not cool. I married a cop once. He had a creepy foot fetish and owes me alimony. Drive safe!"
posted by delmoi at 5:02 PM on September 25, 2007

I didn't die of dysentery on the other one either.
posted by DU at 5:10 PM on September 25, 2007

cortex: "Delmoi was oddly silent in the back seat."

That's 'cause he shat his pants three times in a row.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 5:14 PM on September 25, 2007

The journey/software froze inside Utah. Damn kayaking competition sapped our strength!
posted by Neilopolis at 5:17 PM on September 25, 2007

Any crazy strategy gamers got this game solved for maximum score yet?
posted by tehloki at 5:29 PM on September 25, 2007

Godwin
posted by Pope Guilty at 5:39 PM on September 25, 2007

Get back with me when they make The Zuul Trail. That'd so rock.
posted by ZachsMind at 5:42 PM on September 25, 2007

ZachsMind's "Zuul" link fixed.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 5:50 PM on September 25, 2007

You know, I thought I was gonna hate it, but that was a lot of fun. I might end up procrastinating with this even more tonight.

Following in cortex's lead, Henderson had a small bladder, Afroblanco somehow sunburned his left arm while riding shotgun, and Markov wouldn't shut up.

Greg Nog stuck stuff up his nose and then left us forever after getting married in Vegas.

(With apologies to all whose names I used)
posted by Navelgazer at 5:53 PM on September 25, 2007

Get back with me when they make The Zuul Trail.

So tempting...
posted by ryoshu at 5:59 PM on September 25, 2007

What a ripoff! No one got dysentry. Worst that happened was that my 4 month old niece got married in Vegas.
posted by arcticwoman at 8:03 PM on September 25, 2007

Re: Zuul Trail

Don't cross the streams? Don't cross any streams, I guess.
posted by Eideteker at 8:55 PM on September 25, 2007

I want 85% of every major company's advertising budgets devoted to this style of marketing.
posted by andythebean at 1:15 PM on September 26, 2007

hrrmm. well i got to hunt for food, which was my favorite part of OG, so that was good.
posted by fuzzypantalones at 10:16 PM on September 26, 2007