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My name is Elena Haskins. This is my site. Let this be the end of fear, and the time we stand together and face the facts. Will You Stand With Me? Join The White "Gentile" American Zombie Suicide March. posted by PostIronyIsNotaMyth (61 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: this is not what metafilter is for - please don't link to hate sites just to show how terrible hate sites are. Also, adding NSFW in the tags isn't sufficient for NSFW notification, for future reference. -- jessamyn



 
This is not a site for Astro Zombies. Duped again.
posted by Astro Zombie at 9:38 PM on September 26, 2007 [2 favorites]


Let's not link to hate sites, m'kay.
posted by monju_bosatsu at 9:43 PM on September 26, 2007


Where's batshitinsane, please?

(I'd almost consider apeshitinsane, but there's no ET's or time travel.)
posted by Samizdata at 9:43 PM on September 26, 2007


If "Gentile" isn't your preferred term, feel free to employ another. In any event, the scare quotes should be disfavored.
posted by Mr. President Dr. Steve Elvis America at 9:47 PM on September 26, 2007


Join The White "Gentile" American Zombie Suicide March.

I was expecting intentional comedy.
posted by Tuwa at 9:49 PM on September 26, 2007


Heh. I always thought "white" "gentile" and "American" were the very definition of "zombie."
posted by sourwookie at 9:50 PM on September 26, 2007 [1 favorite]


Not apeshitinsane... "monkeyshitinsane."

Not apeshitinsane... "monkeyshitinsane."

NOT APESHITINSANE... "MONKEYSHITINSANE."
posted by miss lynnster at 9:50 PM on September 26, 2007 [2 favorites]


Fine. I see your primate predjudice, miss lynnster. I see how you are...
posted by Samizdata at 9:54 PM on September 26, 2007


Well, it's the trendy thing to do I guess. I forgot to bold it, tho.
posted by miss lynnster at 9:57 PM on September 26, 2007


Yeah, yeah, blame it on your inability to shrug off peer pressure...
posted by Samizdata at 9:58 PM on September 26, 2007


(chuckling at the fact I'm getting paid to do this)
posted by Samizdata at 9:58 PM on September 26, 2007


Heh. I always thought "white" "gentile" and "American" were the very definition of "zombie."

That's kind of offensive.
posted by Mr. President Dr. Steve Elvis America at 10:01 PM on September 26, 2007 [1 favorite]


I was totally expecting something involving albino pacifist zombies.

I obviously misread that. Oops.
posted by Windigo at 10:04 PM on September 26, 2007


wendell in aisle 65070
posted by Poolio at 10:05 PM on September 26, 2007


Let's not link to hate sites, m'kay.

Please! Come on... PLEASE!!!!
posted by PostIronyIsNotaMyth at 10:05 PM on September 26, 2007


Eh? What's that you say? You don't like the juice? What's the matter with you, everybody knows the juice is good for the scurvy and refreshing as hell! And who ever heard of a gentle zombie--they're as mad as hornets! Go have your conniption fit on someone else's damn lawn!
posted by maryh at 10:10 PM on September 26, 2007


Let's not link to hate sites, m'kay.

Won't somebody please think of the non-hater zombies!
posted by amyms at 10:15 PM on September 26, 2007


This is racist.
posted by sour cream at 10:17 PM on September 26, 2007


If "Gentile" isn't your preferred term, feel free to employ another. In any event, the scare quotes should be disfavored.

How about "Goyim"?
posted by StrikeTheViol at 10:20 PM on September 26, 2007


55 Ways to Stop the Perpetrators of Genocide Against White "Gentile" Americans

Number #10: Please desensitize yourself to insults and accusations such as "Racist!". If someone calls you a racist, you may want to smile and say "Thank you"--or "Bless you"--or "You Poor Dear".
posted by PostIronyIsNotaMyth at 10:22 PM on September 26, 2007


Can't we just have a nice genocidal war for once without blaming the Jews?
posted by litfit at 10:23 PM on September 26, 2007


Clearly an ad for the next Resident Gentile flick.
posted by SPrintF at 10:24 PM on September 26, 2007


DO NOT WANT
posted by Poolio at 10:24 PM on September 26, 2007


I don't get it. What is she trying to say?
posted by Skygazer at 10:28 PM on September 26, 2007


Metafilter: Monsters of Ingratitude/Hive-Mind Parasites
posted by Skygazer at 10:30 PM on September 26, 2007


After clicking on those links I get the distinct feeling that somewhere, in some dank fifth level sub basement, some fatigued under-paid FBI agent, after years of tracking me, just yelled "BINGO!" and pushed some button.

It's been nice knowing you all.
posted by tkchrist at 10:34 PM on September 26, 2007 [5 favorites]


Try getting that posted to boing boing.
posted by acro at 10:36 PM on September 26, 2007


This post has really terrible tags.
posted by tehloki at 10:38 PM on September 26, 2007


You know who else was monkeyshitinsane?
posted by sour cream at 10:40 PM on September 26, 2007


Oh, and now that I've clicked the links, I can see why.

Yes, let's pay attention to the anti-semites, and make a fuss, they'll just hate that.
posted by tehloki at 10:41 PM on September 26, 2007


I thought it was going to be a link to some kind of WASPy kids zombie cosplay-protest march against the war in Iraq.
posted by acro at 10:44 PM on September 26, 2007




I don't see this going anywhere...

...flagged
posted by coolhappysteve at 10:49 PM on September 26, 2007


Sugar Tits.
posted by Poolio at 10:49 PM on September 26, 2007


Yes, let's pay attention to the anti-semites, and make a fuss, they'll just hate that.

Drop some knowledge.
posted by PostIronyIsNotaMyth at 10:50 PM on September 26, 2007


How'd she get such glowing text? That is bedazzling.
posted by salvia at 10:52 PM on September 26, 2007


You know who else was monkeyshitinsane?

Greg Nog
posted by Poolio at 10:53 PM on September 26, 2007


Who's Upordie and why can't we just let her sleep?
posted by null terminated at 10:58 PM on September 26, 2007


I really want to be able to punch someone via TCP/IP right now.
posted by lekvar at 11:16 PM on September 26, 2007


White Zombie
posted by Joeforking at 11:21 PM on September 26, 2007


Y'know, it'd be just dandy if there were warnings for sites like this. My boss is cool, so I can generally explain most any other NSFW thing, but "you do it too!" doesn't really excuse this one.
posted by katillathehun at 11:27 PM on September 26, 2007 [1 favorite]


Oops. Sorry. I threw on an NSFW tag on there, I hope that helps in some way.
posted by PostIronyIsNotaMyth at 11:29 PM on September 26, 2007


She's racist, but I do feel sorry for her. She's had a tragic life and the only way she has of dealing with it is to hate. Somewhere, a small miracle baby is crying.
posted by seanyboy at 11:57 PM on September 26, 2007


On the upside, I found a great Halloween costume idea on her site: vampire Jew! Oy, that sun's killing me!
posted by tula at 12:13 AM on September 27, 2007


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posted by sgt.serenity at 12:18 AM on September 27, 2007


For Halloween I want to go as a zombie* - who doesn't realize that they are one.

What costume should I wear on top of my zombie costume?

*I'm thinking of dressing up as a zombie with a grievious head-bullet wound; I was also thinking of making a Beaker costume. Would be worthwhile? (takes off Beaker helmet. and go"ok... just got a headache." Alternatives to Beaker?
posted by porpoise at 12:21 AM on September 27, 2007


There's a scene in Fearless Vampire Kilelrs in which Roman Polanski shows a cross to a Jewish vampire. The vampire looks away in horror, and then laughs and waves his hands dismissively, saying, in a thick Yiddish accent, "Oy, do you have the wrong guy."
posted by Astro Zombie at 12:37 AM on September 27, 2007


Who is ordie and why is he still sleeping so late in the day?
posted by PeterMcDermott at 12:37 AM on September 27, 2007


this sucks
posted by pyramid termite at 12:41 AM on September 27, 2007


I also don't get what she's complaining about. Surely every mother wants her daughter to get molested by a nice jewish doctor?
posted by PeterMcDermott at 12:46 AM on September 27, 2007


She's somehow strangely silent on the Kalmyk nomads who buggered her budgie. Where's the consistency in modern bigotry?
posted by Abiezer at 1:02 AM on September 27, 2007


Before I look at this site enough to determine whether "Gentile" = "not Jewish" or "not LDS"...how many glial cells is this going to cost me?
posted by pax digita at 3:24 AM on September 27, 2007


I think I'm starting to get the thing about the Jewish doctor now.

"OK doctor, I just need this little procedure. I'm coming to you because I don't want any nasty fucking kike touching me. Especially down there, you know? Fuckers killed our Lord, they control the media, fill our heads with propaganda, control the banks and the economy. Hitler had the right idea, you know? Roll the whole lot of them into the gas chambers, stopping only to take the useful parts of their body, like the gold in their teeth, or the skin, to make a nice lampshade. That standard over in the corner? That would look mighty fine covered in Yidskin. Instead of tattoos, we'd do barcodes, and that way, they'd come in handy for stock control at Ikea."

"OK Mrs Haskins. Start counting backwards from 100. That's right, you'll just feel a little prick...

Emily, please cancel my appointments for the rest of the morning, and then page Leroy from the basement. Tell him we're going to spend the best of the day fostering better race relations..."
posted by PeterMcDermott at 4:03 AM on September 27, 2007


People with victim complexes are just so... predictable, boring and pathetic.

I have never quite understood why such people feel so entitled to have a North American continent dominated by their own ilk, when white "gentiles" have only been here for a handful of centuries. I think they might prefer Greenland... and in most maps I've seen it looks huge (and mostly white).
posted by psmealey at 4:03 AM on September 27, 2007


Before I look at this site enough to determine whether "Gentile" = "not Jewish" or "not LDS"...how many glial cells is this going to cost me?

Apparently, the "gentile" thing is to distinguish herself from white people that are Christians, as she is a pagan and believe in abortions. Uh, you go girl?
posted by psmealey at 4:19 AM on September 27, 2007


Thank you so much for this tremendously enlightening post. Why, up until now I had no idea there were such wacky, zany and, well... how to say it...? Oh, yes, MONKEYSHITINSANE people making websites! And putting them on the internet! Fascinating!
posted by flapjax at midnite at 4:27 AM on September 27, 2007


I spent about three, four minutes looking for the punchline. Then another minute praying for a punchline, somewhere, anywhere, about anything. When I realized there was no punchline... well... what was the point again?
posted by From Bklyn at 4:51 AM on September 27, 2007


Tell that bitch I want some more Iced Tea, motherfucker.
posted by Uther Bentrazor at 5:07 AM on September 27, 2007


The end of fear, indeed/
posted by oddman at 5:11 AM on September 27, 2007


Racists need braaaaaains! Braaaaaiiins!
posted by jonp72 at 5:27 AM on September 27, 2007


Sweet baby Jesus what did you just link me to at work. A little warning that I'm going to a looney tunes race hate site would be awesome next time kthxbye.
posted by kittens for breakfast at 5:40 AM on September 27, 2007


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