Comments on: At this level, the market demands non-linear value.

At this level, the market demands non-linear value.

31d1 — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 17:55:02 -0800

Free Achewood tattoos. (In Oregon, till the end of September)

By: jonmc

jonmc — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 17:58:24 -0800

I never 'got' Achewood. I considered a Buddy Bradley tattoo. Maybe I should get Zero from Beetle Bailey.

By: obvious

obvious — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 18:09:37 -0800

The images really illustrate the difficulty of summing up Achewood with a single panel.

By: lekvar

lekvar — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 18:10:24 -0800

Y'know, the pics that keep getting posted of jonmc have always reminded me of someone, but I could never put my finger on it. He's totally Buddy Bradley, maybe minus the flooby arms and legs.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 18:22:56 -0800

You just figured that out, lekvar? It goes even deeper: my wife's name is Lisa and I'm friends with a guy named 'Stinky.' And I work in a used bookstore. The first time I read Hate! I experienced what you might call the 'shock of recognition.'

By: Ambrosia Voyeur

Ambrosia Voyeur — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 18:34:28 -0800

till the end of the weekend.

By: nightchrome

nightchrome — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 18:50:55 -0800

Man, why you even got to do a thing?

By: rxrfrx

rxrfrx — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 18:56:06 -0800

I never 'got' Achewood I'd like to hear what Blazecock thinks about this.

By: Blazecock Pileon

Blazecock Pileon — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 19:02:51 -0800

How would you explain an Achewood tattoo in prison?

By: yhbc

yhbc — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 19:08:12 -0800

Although I knew (some) of the history of the user, I never knew the context for that name. That's great.

By: dminor

dminor — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 19:19:45 -0800

man why you even got to do a thing

By: dminor

dminor — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 19:20:41 -0800

..reads comments..

By: suckerpunch

suckerpunch — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 19:58:38 -0800

This was worth it, if only to discover the Great Outdoor Fight wiki.

By: Abiezer

Abiezer — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 20:20:10 -0800

till the end of the weekend. That was my motto too back when I was a wage-slave. Now my one-man scooter ride to the edge of oblivion is non-stop.

By: abulafa

abulafa — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 20:33:19 -0800

I just begged Blazecock Pileon for a name-history like two days ago. This may be the first and last time I will be topical...

By: basicchannel

basicchannel — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 20:35:36 -0800

It is impossible to have a good day.

By: Divine_Wino

Divine_Wino — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 20:41:04 -0800

Let's drown this baby up a notch. Jon, you and me are just going to have to disagree on Achewood, my position is: I love it as much as I love Metafilter. Which is to say... All the fucking way.

By: Stan Chin

Stan Chin — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 21:54:45 -0800

Achewood sucks.

By: Blazecock Pileon

Blazecock Pileon — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 22:02:35 -0800

I never knew a web comic could be so polarizing. It's like the cartoonist eats Iraqi babies, but on the other hand they might be terrarists.

By: cortex

cortex — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 22:12:37 -0800

Achewood sucks. That. Right there. That's what fucking happened to Stan Chin's gold star.

By: fleetmouse

fleetmouse — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 22:19:17 -0800

I'd get inked with Teodor if anything. I identify with him, especially when he is going to put Ray's heirloom merkin in the scrambled eggs. that last sentence makes achewood haters furious as the dongs on a chinese food bill

By: Eekacat

Eekacat — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 01:08:55 -0800

I'd get an Achewood tattoo on my ass if it was free. Too bad I live so far from Oregon. No way I'll make it in time. Hell, I'd even post photos of it being done!

By: Catfry

Catfry — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 03:16:24 -0800

The cartilage head sequence is some of the best comic-noir.

By: Eideteker

Eideteker — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 03:22:02 -0800

Free cancer injections! (til Monday)

By: spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints

spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 04:54:49 -0800

If I were a badass I'd get Lyle on my chest. I'd probably end up with Philippe on my back, his oblong head stretched from shoulders to waist, that weird mouth of his doing that guppy little smile.

By: Don Pepino

Don Pepino — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 05:55:36 -0800

Whyncha get the Chevy emblem on your chest like Lyle?

By: kcds

kcds — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 07:42:14 -0800

"Achewood sucks" sucks

By: COBRA!

COBRA! — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 07:49:35 -0800

Panel 3, taking up all of my back. I must do this.

By: drezdn

drezdn — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 07:56:11 -0800

I'd get Ray pissing on Calvin*. *Really I'd get Beef.

By: sleepy pete

sleepy pete — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 10:43:42 -0800

This offer has the sex appeal of biscuit with two shits inside.

By: Don Pepino

Don Pepino — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 14:08:21 -0800

Suckin' dick bought this tat.

By: churl

churl — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 14:49:15 -0800

First three panels, repeated around the forearm. Last three panels, repeated around other forearm. Actually, the car silhouette from this one would be really swank.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 16:53:33 -0800

Wino, Blazecock: I didn't say it sucked, it just isn't my cup of tea. Too cerebral. I like my comedy smart but obnoxious.