A comic book style explanation of the demise of the dinosaurs (According to the Gospels)

September 27, 2007 7:59 PM

Did you know dragons made it onto Noah's Ark, only to be renamed "dinosaurs" in 1841? That information, an explanation of the dinosaurs' fate (according to the Gospels), and so much more is related comic book style right here. (Hint: it wasn't a comet.)
posted by jstruan (19 comments total)

This "chick" guy sounds interesting. I wonder if the internet will appreciate his viewpoints?
posted by yhbc at 8:01 PM on September 27, 2007 [1 favorite]

I thought they were called Jesus horses.
posted by Poolio at 8:04 PM on September 27, 2007

Hi! You're new here!
posted by Avenger at 8:05 PM on September 27, 2007 [1 favorite]

(Hi Avenger.)

Awesome. I think I'm always going to think of them as "Jesus Horses" for now on.
posted by jstruan at 8:08 PM on September 27, 2007

I blame Hanna-Barbera.
posted by jonmc at 8:12 PM on September 27, 2007

I heard that Chick is going to make a personal appearance at the Folsom Street Fair.
posted by homunculus at 8:21 PM on September 27, 2007

This is yet another example of the annoying melding of fundy Christianity and American-style individualism. "If you were the only one in the whole world who would believe in Christ, he still would have died for you." Really? Why would you think that? How do we know there wasn't some kind of cost-benefit analysis that said "unless projections equal or exceed 3.4 billion saved souls, it's not worth it to send Jesus to die. They'll just have to muddle on without him." All the "he did this just for you" nonsense drives me nuts. Self-important myopic theology gets under my skin a lot quicker than crackpot theories about dragonsaurs on the ark.

Now back to you atheists.
posted by Pater Aletheias at 8:21 PM on September 27, 2007

haven't we done jack chick like a thousand times? hey i know, let's do the timecube again!
posted by quonsar at 8:21 PM on September 27, 2007

No, no! ZOMBO.COM. You can do ANYTHING there!
posted by yhbc at 8:25 PM on September 27, 2007

oh please cortex, just delete this one quickly, before we have to pull all sorts of stuff out of our asses. You KNOW how much we hate to do that shit.
posted by yhbc at 8:33 PM on September 27, 2007

Fine.

I can't believe a Baptist church would be so bigoted!
posted by yhbc at 8:38 PM on September 27, 2007

There you go, b1tr0t. Now let's blow this popsicle stand.
posted by Ryvar at 8:39 PM on September 27, 2007

I'm taking mine back, b1tr0t.
posted by yhbc at 8:40 PM on September 27, 2007

Portabello? Only in Amerika!
posted by shakespeherian at 8:46 PM on September 27, 2007

Oh man... this deep in to the thread and no one has spouted a LOLXIANS yet?

*sigh*

I guess that means it's an open thread...

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I hope you can see this because
 I'm doing it as hard as I can.

posted by wfrgms at 8:47 PM on September 27, 2007 [1 favorite]

I can't believe this.

This woman was George Bush's Love Slave.
posted by yhbc at 8:48 PM on September 27, 2007

And shape-fhifting aliens secretly run the world!
posted by yhbc at 8:50 PM on September 27, 2007

When will this mockery of a human being come to an end!
posted by munchingzombie at 8:51 PM on September 27, 2007

fhifting?

MY GOD!!! THE ALIENS USE OLD-FASHIONED TYPEFACES!!!! THEY MUST BE REAL!!!!!
posted by yhbc at 8:51 PM on September 27, 2007 [1 favorite]