It don't mean a thing if you ain't got that swing

October 4, 2007 7:50 PM

G-Spot Ramplified has just received a popular endorsement. Could George be following the groundwork originally laid by 50 Cent? Are celebrities and their sex toys now an acceptable part of everyday life? Will Madame Tussaud be replaced by these guys? [links nsfw]
posted by Stynxno (35 comments total)

That pic is an obvious fake. I find it hard to believe George Clooney has sex.
posted by item at 7:53 PM on October 4, 2007

He could have at least put the cover on. He's got it right in this hand!
posted by Talanvor at 7:53 PM on October 4, 2007

Whoa, whoa...what, no celebrity anal beads?
posted by kkokkodalk at 7:53 PM on October 4, 2007

Huh. So it turns out that celebrities fuck.

Time to call the boys back at the lab. Gotta tell them to check that question off our list.
posted by Avenger at 8:22 PM on October 4, 2007

The glow in the dark George Bush butt plug is inspired. If it's really modeled on the shape of his head, it should fit very nicely.
posted by doctor_negative at 8:33 PM on October 4, 2007 [1 favorite]

I found this photo of Madonna's Gandalf-like claw somewhat disturbing. I've also heard that she uses pegging to generate off-grid electricity for the government of Malawi.
posted by KokuRyu at 8:43 PM on October 4, 2007 [1 favorite]

This was taken as he filmed a scene for his new movie.
posted by cmgonzalez at 8:47 PM on October 4, 2007

WIZARD, YOU SHALL NOT PENETRATE!
posted by Astro Zombie at 8:48 PM on October 4, 2007 [2 favorites]

It's scary how much that guy on the blonde on the ramp looks like me (not Clooney). Boxer briefs are great, and I should be having more sex.
posted by litfit at 8:54 PM on October 4, 2007

That George Clooney movie is filiming two blocks from my apartment. I didn't see George Clooney, but I did see his stand-in, who was dressed in the exact same outfit as George is wearing there (or so it seems). And with that beard.

I noticed no fuck-sleds or anal beads.
posted by Bookhouse at 8:55 PM on October 4, 2007

Pepsi......Blue?
posted by BitterOldPunk at 9:00 PM on October 4, 2007

An L. Ron Hubbard buttplug. Kewl.

Must buy many for gifts....can't stop myself....
posted by metasonix at 9:04 PM on October 4, 2007

US troops will be greeted like foam fucking devices.
posted by Poolio at 9:11 PM on October 4, 2007 [1 favorite]

George Clooney looks so much like my dad.

... Which doesn't really help here in any way. :|
posted by blacklite at 9:12 PM on October 4, 2007

I appreciate that Le Cloon appears to be heading out back back to hose off his splooge wedge instead of forcing some hapless assistant to do do the dirty work. Well, that's my overly optimistic read, anyway.
posted by maryh at 9:32 PM on October 4, 2007

Pepsi......Blue?

Pepsi purple & pink.
posted by porpoise at 9:39 PM on October 4, 2007

US troops will be greeted like foam fucking devices.

Improvised Erotic Devices.
posted by blacklite at 9:46 PM on October 4, 2007 [2 favorites]

um...can't i just use some pillows or something?
posted by es_de_bah at 9:53 PM on October 4, 2007 [1 favorite]

Pillows are for peons.
posted by wsg at 10:00 PM on October 4, 2007

peons are R. Kelly?
posted by Eekacat at 10:12 PM on October 4, 2007

Dateline 1987: Madonna buys strap-on.
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 10:35 PM on October 4, 2007 [1 favorite]

So these celebrities, they ....
posted by dhartung at 10:49 PM on October 4, 2007 [1 favorite]

That George Clooney movie is filiming two blocks from my apartment. I didn't see George Clooney, but I did see his stand-in, who was dressed in the exact same outfit as George is wearing there (or so it seems). And with that beard.

Ah, makes sense. I was wondering why he was wearing such an ugly outfit. Must be for a period piece, because damn, that's ugly.
posted by delmoi at 10:50 PM on October 4, 2007

So it turns out that celebrities fuck.

Only when there's a mirror or a camera in the vicinity though. In private, they prefer to jerk off.
posted by PeterMcDermott at 1:43 AM on October 5, 2007 [1 favorite]

MetaFilter: In private, they prefer to jerk off.
posted by Mikey-San at 3:38 AM on October 5, 2007

Celebrity Buttblugs™ ...should not be used by children under 3 years of age.

Well there goes that idea.
posted by MtDewd at 5:44 AM on October 5, 2007 [3 favorites]

I can almost understand the utility of the wedge shape. Pillows have a tendency to smush too much. But this? It's a freakin' bolster pillow! Here's one for half of the price, and it's mildew resistant.
posted by desjardins at 7:23 AM on October 5, 2007

As we get older we need a little support for these sorts of athletics. And we want to put our heads on the other pillows after to sleep.
posted by Red58 at 7:48 AM on October 5, 2007

I can almost understand the utility of the wedge shape. Pillows have a tendency to smush too much.

Seriously, if you ever have the chance to try the Wedge, Ramp or Scoop I suggest you do. Changes the angle, you see. Also, the Scoop is just fun for rocking back and forth.

Plus, they're a good deal more resilient than pillows. I will agree the Whirl is kind of a weird idea though.
posted by Talanvor at 9:45 AM on October 5, 2007

Here's one for half of the price, and it's mildew resistant.

Mildew resistant?? I am all over that one.

(Literally.)
posted by LordSludge at 9:53 AM on October 5, 2007 [1 favorite]

And here everyone thought that Clooney only reluctantly had sex with women.
posted by klangklangston at 10:14 AM on October 5, 2007

The wedge, which is superb, also doubles as a laptop aid. You can buy one for less under this ruse.
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 10:14 AM on October 5, 2007

And here everyone thought that Clooney only reluctantly had sex with women.

What, he couldn't be using the wedge with men?
posted by graventy at 3:08 PM on October 5, 2007

One of my friend's reviewed sex toys, and she had the Wedge, Ramp, Cube, and Stage as furniture in her apartment.
posted by nekton at 2:34 PM on October 7, 2007

ugh. friends.
posted by nekton at 2:35 PM on October 7, 2007