So, can we just skip dinner?

October 8, 2007 7:54 PM

From San Francisco, that bastion of liberal decadence and sexual liberation, comes Moaning Lisa. (Tame, but probably not work safe.)

At Arse Elektronica, a sex and technology expo in San Francisco, musician Matt Ganucheau debuted his latest instrument, Moaning Lisa.

Yes, it's probably everything your shameful imagination just raced to. Moaning Lisa is a mannequin equipped with touch sensors that moans when fondled. She's a bit frigid if you don't know how to work with her, though.

posted by Weebot (9 comments total)

You mean, for once we're ahead of the Japanese on mechanized perversion?
posted by Steven C. Den Beste at 8:00 PM on October 8, 2007

Can I plug my Wii into this?
posted by CynicalKnight at 10:04 PM on October 8, 2007

Video of the full presentation of Moaning Lisa at

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eowweTbB1U
posted by qDot at 11:16 PM on October 8, 2007

Er. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eowweTbB1U
posted by qDot at 11:16 PM on October 8, 2007

From audience: “I imagine there must be some pattern that allows her to reach climax…”

↑↑↓↓←→←→BA
posted by doctorcurly at 5:27 AM on October 9, 2007 [1 favorite]

"...the winds were hushed as if in awe - the birds screamed - the stars glowed - with what rapt devotion did I view my Maker's hand"

-Ralph Waldo Emerson
posted by StickyCarpet at 6:33 AM on October 9, 2007

"Everybody knows the basic erogenous zones. You got one, two, three, four, five, six, and seven."
posted by kirkaracha at 9:09 AM on October 9, 2007

Jeez, y’know, I totally don’t get the Simpsons anymore.
posted by Smedleyman at 9:20 AM on October 9, 2007

"Arse Electronica" is probably the best name for a convention ever.
posted by Joakim Ziegler at 12:27 AM on October 10, 2007