Comments on: im in ur bibul, rewritin teh Scripchur

im in ur bibul, rewritin teh Scripchur

fuse theorem — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 23:40:50 -0800

It's 10 o'clock. Do you know where your cats are? They might be off helping to translate the Old and New Testaments of Teh Holiez Bibul.

Yep, just when you thought you'd seen it all in LOLCat, now there's the LOLCat Bible Translation Project. Because teh kittehs can has holinez too.

By: Avenger

Avenger — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 23:45:39 -0800

By: Poolio

Poolio — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 23:49:44 -0800

LOLNewYorkerCartoon

By: eyeballkid

eyeballkid — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 23:50:27 -0800

Yep, just when you thought you'd seen it all in LOLCat OH MY GOD YOU FOUND MORE LOLCAT! THANK YOU THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THAT'S JUST WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED. SOME MORE STUPID FUCKING LOLCATS. *starts breaking furniture*

By: Poolio

Poolio — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 23:53:25 -0800

IM IN UR FPP BITCHIN ABOUT LOLCATS

By: tepidmonkey

tepidmonkey — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 23:56:30 -0800

And then when the Bible is fully translated into this lolcat pidgin, what happens then? What do you do with the finished product? Hope that one day Christian missionaries discover an island inhabited by talking cats that need saving?

By: blacklite

blacklite — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 23:58:21 -0800

I am going to kill you, and then me.

By: nickyskye

nickyskye — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 00:02:40 -0800

Hai! Teh blessigs of teh ceiling cat b pwn u, lol! The Book of Job is my fave so far...

By: iamkimiam

iamkimiam — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 00:07:38 -0800

What the hell? I thought it was going to be a picture book.

By: po

po — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 00:12:50 -0800

I'm in ur heavin, rainin' holy rath.

By: Hat Maui

Hat Maui — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 00:25:09 -0800

i propose we make this an "invisible LOLcat post."

By: dw

dw — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 00:28:07 -0800

Finally, a Bible translation that reach the lost on Metafilter. GOD PWNS U AND CAN HAS WUNNERFUL PLAN FOR UR BUCKET!!!!

By: maryh

maryh — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 00:39:23 -0800

Old style LOLCATS, now with cross hatching.

By: ZachsMind

ZachsMind — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 01:12:26 -0800

CAN AH HAZ SAHLVAYSHUN? I think every reference to God in the LOLCAT translation should be replaced by Ceiling Cat.

By: ZachsMind

ZachsMind — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 01:17:53 -0800

For those of you reaching for your mental floss hoping to get the LOLCATS out of your cerebellum, here's WWII as a MMORPG. Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me! T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol benny-tow: haha

By: low_horrible_immoral

low_horrible_immoral — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 01:30:17 -0800

I think every reference to God in the LOLCAT translation should be replaced by Ceiling Cat. It is! See Genesis for confirmation. And Ecclesiastes comes out particularly well: "St00pid! St00pid!" Sez teh teechurcat. "Srsly st00pid. Everythingz ghey." So true!

By: gurple

gurple — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 02:23:35 -0800

LOLCATXTIANS

By: darkripper

darkripper — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 02:39:44 -0800

OH HAI I UPGRADED UR DEAD LAZARUS

By: furiousxgeorge

furiousxgeorge — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 02:51:50 -0800

And then when the Bible is fully translated into this lolcat pidgin, what happens then? They move on to the Koran.

By: vbfg

vbfg — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 02:59:14 -0800

IM IN YOUR HEVVEN DUING UR VURGINS

By: phyrewerx

phyrewerx — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 03:20:35 -0800

@maryh - Those comics FTW! (seriously, I spent my insomnia looking through them, great stuff!)

By: EarBucket

EarBucket — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 03:27:51 -0800

Y'know, I love lolcats. Love 'em as much as anybody, but isn't the whole point the juxtaposition of absurdist captions with adorable pictures?

By: lodurr

lodurr — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 03:44:43 -0800

They move on to the Koran. Could they please do that now? I mean, it's clearly much more important. Srsly. Goddamn muslim's have got no sense of humor about their damn book or their damn prophet. Oughta make it a picture book while they're at it...

By: Mayor Curley

Mayor Curley — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 03:46:05 -0800

Y'know, I love lolcats. Love 'em as much as anybody, but isn't the whole point the juxtaposition of absurdist captions with adorable pictures? Maybe originally. But now it's clearly just cute. And in that offensive manner of the fatlady in your office who has photos of other peoples' babies on her desk. Look closely, because she also will have a calendar that's basically lolcats bullshit-- a cat looking away from the camera with the caption "I don't do Mondays" or a shih tsu with a bonnet on asking "how can I be overdrawn? I still have checks left!" Those are "absurdist" captions too.

By: public

public — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 04:01:50 -0800

o/ <-- Mohammed says Hi.

By: BeerFilter

BeerFilter — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 04:30:41 -0800

GTFO! Previously

By: sien

sien — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 04:36:31 -0800

On the internet, first they came for the cats, And I didn't speak up because I wasn't a cat; And then they came for the 80s, And I didn't speak up because I wasn't an 80s pop star; And then they came for the theists; And I didn't speak up because I wasn't a theist. And then, they comez 4 me, And by thiz time we woz all LOLcreatures. WHEN WILL IT END. MAKE IT STOP, MAKE IT STOP. K THX BYE.

By: fuse theorem

fuse theorem — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 06:20:23 -0800

LODURR, I C FATWA COMIN UR WAI. DO NOT WANT!

By: triv

triv — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 06:22:22 -0800

I know it's not either a) big or b) clever, but c) I love it!

By: four panels

four panels — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 06:39:17 -0800

I'm in your brain like a virus, whispering, "If you want to live forever, you'll have to murder for me."

By: lodurr

lodurr — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 07:12:32 -0800

the problem with the lolcats schtick is that it just doesn't translate well to sentences that are more than two simple independent clauses. Or: I'm in ur grammar, komplicatin ur joakz.

By: lodurr

lodurr — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 07:13:53 -0800

fuse_theorem: KTHXBAI!

By: Foosnark

Foosnark — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 07:26:39 -0800

DO NOT WANT.

By: misha

misha — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 08:17:29 -0800

10 An' he said, i heard yo voice in da garden, an' i wuz scurrd, because i wuz nakd and stuff; an' i hide-did. 11 An' he said, hoo told joo dat joo wast nakd? I was enjoying watching you. hast thou eaten ov teh tree, dat I dun commandd joo dat joo should not eated from? 12 An' teh man said, teh woman joo gave me saw teh tree and told me 'bout it. At first I was liek "Noes!" but then, I eated it. Okay, I like the Genesis, but I agree, this needs to be illustrated. Someone get right on that.* *I nominate Fandango Matt. I remember his cool Cortex tiger!

By: Krrrlson

Krrrlson — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:19:04 -0800

Mankind has jumped the shark, everyone. It's all downhill from here.

By: lodurr

lodurr — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 10:06:03 -0800

[envisions lolcat with pompadour in leather jacket on invisible waterskis]

By: butterstick

butterstick — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 10:22:49 -0800

LOLcats sans cats is just leet speak. DO YOU WANT KARATE? Just isn't has funny on it's own.

By: aubilenon

aubilenon — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 10:36:55 -0800

I know now what I must do. The internet must be stopped.

By: CitizenD

CitizenD — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 13:37:58 -0800

i really get a kick out of seeing you anti-LOLwhatever folks have an anurysm everytime another one gets posted. yay! stomp out the LOLtrolls! (altho at least poolio seems to have a sense of humor about it today....)

By: lodurr

lodurr — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 13:46:09 -0800

I'm normally a fairly grumpy SOB, but iz likes em locats. hey, even quonsar likes lolcats.

By: RedEmma

RedEmma — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 14:55:47 -0800

Matthew 1:18-19 18. Now, teh burth of teh Christ was liek dis: After Marry and Joseph were all "We's gonna get marrieded, kthnx", but before dey could had PENIS GOES WHERE?, Mary was all preggy from the Holey Ghosty. 19. Joseph was all liek "Oh snap, dis embarrassin. I's gonna hide mah wife".

By: revfitz

revfitz — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 15:39:19 -0800

[this is horrible]

By: nickyskye

nickyskye — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 16:13:23 -0800

Confession: The Bible makes more sense to me in LOLCAT than any other language. Srsly.

By: ZachsMind

ZachsMind — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 18:15:16 -0800

"Joseph was all liek 'Oh snap'." There's a guy I know who actually says "oh snap!" where you or I might use an expletive. And I mean all the time. I had no idea he was speaking in lolcat. I thought he was just creeping me out with his cuss lackage.

By: ZachsMind

ZachsMind — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 18:19:44 -0800

Ah haz 2 agreed wit NickySkye. Bibul maikz wit teh morr centz in lolcat. Oh Snap! It rulz lik Sol'mun d00dz.

By: fuse theorem

fuse theorem — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 20:08:00 -0800

There's a guy I know who actually says "oh snap!" where you or I might use an expletive. And I mean all the time. I had no idea he was speaking in lolcat. I thought he was just creeping me out with his cuss lackage. Well, he may have cuss lackage but his usage is appropriate and common, according to the learned authorities at urbandictionary. The term goes back a lot farther than I realized. Of course, now "oh, snap" is all watered down as an invective, having appeared in an unlikely TV commercial. The LOLCats are behind the curve on this one.