WE WILL FIND HIM

October 21, 2007 5:22 PM

Find He-man! SEPTEMBER 14 - SARAH saw He-Man slicking his hair back, using the fountain water at Madison Square Park. The once dull, dirty, water is now a sparkling lush blue, and is filled with rare tropical fish.
posted by Stynxno (26 comments total)

Chuck Norris would SOO kick He-Man's butt!
posted by ZachsMind at 5:37 PM on October 21, 2007

What?
posted by mmahaffie at 5:40 PM on October 21, 2007

I don't understand.
posted by arcticwoman at 5:41 PM on October 21, 2007

They're looking for him because he's better looking than Bat Boy.
posted by Steven C. Den Beste at 5:49 PM on October 21, 2007

Does ThePinkSuperhero know about this guy?
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 5:49 PM on October 21, 2007

He-Man is in hiding because he fears Chuck Norris!
posted by ZachsMind at 5:50 PM on October 21, 2007

I found him!

(He's the one on the right.)
posted by flatluigi at 6:00 PM on October 21, 2007

So the point of this website is to make fun of buff dudes who look He-Manish?
posted by delmoi at 6:04 PM on October 21, 2007

I think they all may be the same (shirtless) guy.
posted by flatluigi at 6:08 PM on October 21, 2007

I thought memes couldn't get any lamer than the Chuck Norris one.
Obviously, I was wrong.
posted by signal at 6:25 PM on October 21, 2007

This is a viral ARG thing promoting the upcoming Masters of the Universe remake.
posted by BeerFilter at 6:29 PM on October 21, 2007

It's been a while since anyone tried to legitimize stalking. I pray this wends ell.
posted by Eideteker at 6:59 PM on October 21, 2007

I have seen He-Man and would like to comment.
posted by Henry C. Mabuse at 7:24 PM on October 21, 2007

In the same vein, but with a little more funny: Hot Chicks With Douchebags
posted by Mr. Gunn at 7:28 PM on October 21, 2007

Zanta would kick his ass, because he wouldn't be reading no New York fucking Post.
BwaaaaaHahHah. Wot a wimp./

Every town has them, huh¿ and Yeah, if you're cut, the ladies'll flock. period. Guess you don't need to make the wage of a football player neither.

What does that say¿
hey, hey.
posted by alicesshoe at 7:32 PM on October 21, 2007

He's doing cover songs now on youtube. It's tough these days.
posted by moonbird at 7:34 PM on October 21, 2007

Don't be hatin' on my homeboy, Signal. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding too. Don't you be makin' Waldo's mistake.
posted by ZachsMind at 7:38 PM on October 21, 2007

This guy totally exists. It's one guy, and he lives in New York City. I was freelancing at a small ad firm on 5th Ave. this summer and saw him staggering up the road wearing cargo pants, combat boots, and that necklace. He was sluggish, possibly drugged.

I thought that terrorists had kidnapped the real Rambo and were torturing him in the basement nearby. From his gait, it was totally conceivable that he was shaking off his sedatives and blinking in the harsh sunlight.

You'll know he's He-Man for real if you see him shirtless in Manhattan in three months' time.
posted by chinese_fashion at 8:58 PM on October 21, 2007

Huh. So it turns out that New York has some off-beat residents.

Who could have guessed?
posted by Avenger at 9:11 PM on October 21, 2007

I saw a He-Man drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's.

His hair was perfect
posted by sourwookie at 10:44 PM on October 21, 2007 [3 favorites]

Oh shit, I have definitely seen this guy before. I worked in the East Village for a while, and almost every time I saw him, he was with She Ra. I always assumed he was Kevin Sorbo, though.
posted by degoao at 10:56 PM on October 21, 2007

Shit, I actually have seen this guy, twice. Once somewhere near St. Marks and again in Union Square weeks later. It's still kind of weird that there's a website that's sole purpose is tracking and posting pictures of him, though. I'm not sure what I'd think if someone sent me a link to findvenadium.com
posted by Venadium at 11:52 PM on October 21, 2007

I don't get it?
posted by sneakin at 4:40 AM on October 22, 2007

I wish I could fully love this concept, it just feels way too Chuck Norris-ish for me.

Picture phones of "him" in the wild though is a nice touch.
posted by leo. at 6:20 AM on October 22, 2007

So, this whole blog is based around following around some NY musclehead and co-opting Chuck Norris jokes concerning him?

Oh.
posted by Uther Bentrazor at 7:19 AM on October 22, 2007

I TOO HAVE SEEN THIS DUDE. THE FUNNIEST THING ABOUT HIM IS THE WAY HE WALKS. I THINK THAT'S WHY PEOPLE NOTICE HIM SO MUCH. HE HAS THAT CHEESY "MUSCLE DUDE" SWAGGER. HAPPY CAPS LOCK DAY!
posted by Debaser626 at 8:55 AM on October 22, 2007