Comments on: WE WILL FIND HIM

WE WILL FIND HIM

Stynxno — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 17:22:19 -0800

Find He-man! SEPTEMBER 14 - SARAH saw He-Man slicking his hair back, using the fountain water at Madison Square Park. The once dull, dirty, water is now a sparkling lush blue, and is filled with rare tropical fish.

By: ZachsMind

ZachsMind — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 17:37:54 -0800

Chuck Norris would SOO kick He-Man's butt!

By: mmahaffie

mmahaffie — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 17:40:07 -0800

What?

By: arcticwoman

arcticwoman — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 17:41:32 -0800

I don't understand.

By: Steven C. Den Beste

Steven C. Den Beste — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 17:49:07 -0800

They're looking for him because he's better looking than Bat Boy.

By: weapons-grade pandemonium

weapons-grade pandemonium — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 17:49:10 -0800

Does ThePinkSuperhero know about this guy?

By: ZachsMind

ZachsMind — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 17:50:12 -0800

He-Man is in hiding because he fears Chuck Norris!

By: flatluigi

flatluigi — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 18:00:41 -0800

I found him! (He's the one on the right.)

By: delmoi

delmoi — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 18:04:32 -0800

So the point of this website is to make fun of buff dudes who look He-Manish?

By: flatluigi

flatluigi — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 18:08:43 -0800

I think they all may be the same (shirtless) guy.

By: signal

signal — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 18:25:30 -0800

I thought memes couldn't get any lamer than the Chuck Norris one. Obviously, I was wrong.

By: BeerFilter

BeerFilter — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 18:29:18 -0800

This is a viral ARG thing promoting the upcoming Masters of the Universe remake.

By: Eideteker

Eideteker — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 18:59:37 -0800

It's been a while since anyone tried to legitimize stalking. I pray this wends ell.

By: Henry C. Mabuse

Henry C. Mabuse — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 19:24:05 -0800

I have seen He-Man and would like to comment.

By: Mr. Gunn

Mr. Gunn — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 19:28:34 -0800

In the same vein, but with a little more funny: Hot Chicks With Douchebags

By: alicesshoe

alicesshoe — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 19:32:09 -0800

Zanta would kick his ass, because he wouldn't be reading no New York fucking Post. BwaaaaaHahHah. Wot a wimp./ Every town has them, huh¿ and Yeah, if you're cut, the ladies'll flock. period. Guess you don't need to make the wage of a football player neither. What does that say¿ hey, hey.

By: moonbird

moonbird — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 19:34:19 -0800

He's doing cover songs now on youtube. It's tough these days.

By: ZachsMind

ZachsMind — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 19:38:17 -0800

Don't be hatin' on my homeboy, Signal. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding too. Don't you be makin' Waldo's mistake.

By: chinese_fashion

chinese_fashion — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 20:58:14 -0800

This guy totally exists. It's one guy, and he lives in New York City. I was freelancing at a small ad firm on 5th Ave. this summer and saw him staggering up the road wearing cargo pants, combat boots, and that necklace. He was sluggish, possibly drugged. I thought that terrorists had kidnapped the real Rambo and were torturing him in the basement nearby. From his gait, it was totally conceivable that he was shaking off his sedatives and blinking in the harsh sunlight. You'll know he's He-Man for real if you see him shirtless in Manhattan in three months' time.

By: Avenger

Avenger — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 21:11:44 -0800

Huh. So it turns out that New York has some off-beat residents. Who could have guessed?

By: sourwookie

sourwookie — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 22:44:32 -0800

I saw a He-Man drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect

By: degoao

degoao — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 22:56:37 -0800

Oh shit, I have definitely seen this guy before. I worked in the East Village for a while, and almost every time I saw him, he was with She Ra. I always assumed he was Kevin Sorbo, though.

By: Venadium

Venadium — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:52:56 -0800

Shit, I actually have seen this guy, twice. Once somewhere near St. Marks and again in Union Square weeks later. It's still kind of weird that there's a website that's sole purpose is tracking and posting pictures of him, though. I'm not sure what I'd think if someone sent me a link to findvenadium.com

By: sneakin

sneakin — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 04:40:42 -0800

I don't get it?

By: leo.

leo. — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 06:20:44 -0800

I wish I could fully love this concept, it just feels way too Chuck Norris-ish for me. Picture phones of "him" in the wild though is a nice touch.

By: Uther Bentrazor

Uther Bentrazor — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 07:19:05 -0800

So, this whole blog is based around following around some NY musclehead and co-opting Chuck Norris jokes concerning him? Oh.

By: Debaser626

Debaser626 — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 08:55:52 -0800

I TOO HAVE SEEN THIS DUDE. THE FUNNIEST THING ABOUT HIM IS THE WAY HE WALKS. I THINK THAT'S WHY PEOPLE NOTICE HIM SO MUCH. HE HAS THAT CHEESY "MUSCLE DUDE" SWAGGER. HAPPY CAPS LOCK DAY!