Pull up an Oasis and sit a spell
March 26, 2001 4:15 PM Subscribe
Pull up an Oasis and sit a spell La-z-boy is introducing the Oasis, an armchair complete with built-in refrigerator and massager. This even beats out the Explorer for sheer passivity accommodation.
I can see it now...the LA-Z-BOY site should have an Ass-Meter gauging just how much people's asses will increase in surface area by purchasing one of these. Lessee... another 10 pounds and we'll have to evacuate the whole community, Sarge!
I'm surprised it doesn't come with a catheter and Depends.
c
posted by Kafkaesque at 4:23 PM on March 26, 2001
I'm surprised it doesn't come with a catheter and Depends.
c
posted by Kafkaesque at 4:23 PM on March 26, 2001
Do we need fat jokes?
This chair is an incredibly American idea. It's kind of the penultimate: add a toilet, which Homer Simpson has already done, and you don't need to get up. Ever. That's scary.
posted by hijinx at 4:34 PM on March 26, 2001
This chair is an incredibly American idea. It's kind of the penultimate: add a toilet, which Homer Simpson has already done, and you don't need to get up. Ever. That's scary.
posted by hijinx at 4:34 PM on March 26, 2001
Forget using it for the big game. I've just found the chair I'll be using when I build my Ultimate Office. (this, plus twiddler, plus wacom tablet, plus projection screen. Oh yeah)
posted by cCranium at 7:34 AM on March 27, 2001
posted by cCranium at 7:34 AM on March 27, 2001
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posted by Shadowkeeper at 4:16 PM on March 26, 2001