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October 23, 2007 6:42 AM Subscribe
I was prepared to be all sarcastic and smartassed about this, but as I look at more comic panels of guys getting it in the stones, I'm starting to think this really is the best of the web.
posted by infidelpants at 6:57 AM on October 23, 2007
posted by infidelpants at 6:57 AM on October 23, 2007
I was prepared to be all sarcastic and smartassed about this
I'm just trying to live up to other people's perceptions.
posted by carsonb at 7:02 AM on October 23, 2007
I'm just trying to live up to other people's perceptions.
posted by carsonb at 7:02 AM on October 23, 2007
I'm not sure that this qualifies as a “magnificent obsession”.
posted by Ethereal Bligh at 7:15 AM on October 23, 2007
posted by Ethereal Bligh at 7:15 AM on October 23, 2007
People seem to start off all pissed off, and then the guy explains it's for TV, and they chill out.
WTF?
If some guy in a clown suit ran up to me and kicked me in the nuts, I'd be like, "what the hell"? However, if he then explained to me that it was for a television show, I would probably go apeshit and turn his face into pulp.
posted by Alex404 at 7:24 AM on October 23, 2007 [2 favorites]
WTF?
If some guy in a clown suit ran up to me and kicked me in the nuts, I'd be like, "what the hell"? However, if he then explained to me that it was for a television show, I would probably go apeshit and turn his face into pulp.
posted by Alex404 at 7:24 AM on October 23, 2007 [2 favorites]
...Unless you were in a comedy sketch with a bunch of your friends! Though that might be a funny iteration now that I think about it.
posted by carsonb at 7:27 AM on October 23, 2007
posted by carsonb at 7:27 AM on October 23, 2007
That was in response to the 'kicked in the nuts' link, by the way.
TV makes me so mad sometimes.
posted by Alex404 at 7:27 AM on October 23, 2007
TV makes me so mad sometimes.
posted by Alex404 at 7:27 AM on October 23, 2007
This seems like a perfectly healthy and productive use of time.
posted by DU at 7:30 AM on October 23, 2007
posted by DU at 7:30 AM on October 23, 2007
WHUD GLUGK! AAAAWWH! Aaaah! HNNNK! SHTUCKK FU-HHHHNH! GRUNNPH CRUNCH! OOF! UNH-- HURFF KHOOM Whuuuuugh! TUMP TUMP STUCK GYAAGGH! WHUKK WHUK YAAAAA HUNNH OUFF
posted by pracowity at 7:31 AM on October 23, 2007 [1 favorite]
posted by pracowity at 7:31 AM on October 23, 2007 [1 favorite]
People seem to start off all pissed off, and then the guy explains it's for TV, and they chill out.
That's the point. See, it's a "fake" show to show how "fake" people are--that being a star is more important than health and safety. It's a joke. They are actors.
posted by dobbs at 7:36 AM on October 23, 2007
That's the point. See, it's a "fake" show to show how "fake" people are--that being a star is more important than health and safety. It's a joke. They are actors.
posted by dobbs at 7:36 AM on October 23, 2007
oops. duh. flubbed that link. But I see infidelpants beat me to the punch anyway. I should know not to post before coffee.
posted by madamjujujive at 7:40 AM on October 23, 2007
posted by madamjujujive at 7:40 AM on October 23, 2007
This is outstanding. "Smashing good aim, however!"
posted by solipsophistocracy at 7:41 AM on October 23, 2007
posted by solipsophistocracy at 7:41 AM on October 23, 2007
If some guy in a clown suit ran up to me and kicked me in the nuts, I'd be like, "what the hell"?
Oh, but now I'm not sure if you're joking or not. If some guy in a clown suit ran up to you and kicked you in the nuts, you'd lie on the ground for a while trying to breathe again.
posted by carsonb at 7:42 AM on October 23, 2007
Oh, but now I'm not sure if you're joking or not. If some guy in a clown suit ran up to you and kicked you in the nuts, you'd lie on the ground for a while trying to breathe again.
posted by carsonb at 7:42 AM on October 23, 2007
HURRF
posted by hermitosis at 7:52 AM on October 23, 2007
posted by hermitosis at 7:52 AM on October 23, 2007
Oh. pracowity said it better. And is probably in the ER by now, I hope.
posted by hermitosis at 8:03 AM on October 23, 2007
posted by hermitosis at 8:03 AM on October 23, 2007
Once you're done here, head on over to the Hal Jordan Head Injury Project for more 2-dimensional blunt force trauma.
posted by grabbingsand at 8:16 AM on October 23, 2007
posted by grabbingsand at 8:16 AM on October 23, 2007
WHUD GLUGK! AAAAWWH! Aaaah! HNNNK! SHTUCKK FU-HHHHNH! GRUNNPH CRUNCH! OOF! UNH-- HURFF KHOOM Whuuuuugh! TUMP TUMP STUCK GYAAGGH! WHUKK WHUK YAAAAA HUNNH OUFF
I knew Astro Zombie 3 wasn't actually Astro Zombie's sockpuppet.
posted by cortex at 8:21 AM on October 23, 2007
I knew Astro Zombie 3 wasn't actually Astro Zombie's sockpuppet.
posted by cortex at 8:21 AM on October 23, 2007
I've had a recurring nightmare for the last 25 years about me holding someone back at arm's length as they try to hit me in the nuts. Their fingers always grow just enough to pound me.
I'm pretty sure SHTUCKK! and BLAMP! will surely make appearances now.
*tries to ride my power animal to my happy place*
posted by Cat Pie Hurts at 8:28 AM on October 23, 2007
I'm pretty sure SHTUCKK! and BLAMP! will surely make appearances now.
*tries to ride my power animal to my happy place*
posted by Cat Pie Hurts at 8:28 AM on October 23, 2007
The reason this is a guilty pleasure is because it's TREASON!
posted by srboisvert at 8:41 AM on October 23, 2007
posted by srboisvert at 8:41 AM on October 23, 2007
I'd take a bullet for my nuts. Any clown that tries to hurt them is a dead clown! Must....protect.......my........boys!
posted by doctorschlock at 9:04 AM on October 23, 2007
posted by doctorschlock at 9:04 AM on October 23, 2007
I'm concerned the topic of this blog is a bit too general. Can I have a feed of only the shots to the left nad? I really don't have time to wade through all the right nad crap.
posted by dhartung at 9:26 AM on October 23, 2007
posted by dhartung at 9:26 AM on October 23, 2007
If you want a picture of the future, imagine a clown kicking you in the nuts -- forever.
posted by quin at 9:27 AM on October 23, 2007 [5 favorites]
posted by quin at 9:27 AM on October 23, 2007 [5 favorites]
Nads. CLOWN NOT FUNNY!
We had some fighters in a Thai Boxing match this weekend. Two other fighters on other cards got dropped due to "incidental groin contact." One poor dude, who took a hard straight knee to the tea-bags (get your hips back, kids!), got his mandatory five minutes... and still just laid there on the canvas gasping like a guppy. The other guy felt terrible and rather than take win by TKO took a rematch.
I saw his corner guy later. He told me "I offered to go out to the trunk of my car and get a crowbar to pry those little fuckers back down for him... but he passed."
So I guess it was pretty bad.
posted by tkchrist at 10:28 AM on October 23, 2007
We had some fighters in a Thai Boxing match this weekend. Two other fighters on other cards got dropped due to "incidental groin contact." One poor dude, who took a hard straight knee to the tea-bags (get your hips back, kids!), got his mandatory five minutes... and still just laid there on the canvas gasping like a guppy. The other guy felt terrible and rather than take win by TKO took a rematch.
I saw his corner guy later. He told me "I offered to go out to the trunk of my car and get a crowbar to pry those little fuckers back down for him... but he passed."
So I guess it was pretty bad.
posted by tkchrist at 10:28 AM on October 23, 2007
"I'm not your momma, bottom feeder."
posted by kirkaracha at 10:40 AM on October 23, 2007
posted by kirkaracha at 10:40 AM on October 23, 2007
This is what RSS feeds are made for.
posted by Curry at 11:13 AM on October 23, 2007
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