Comments on: WHAM! BIFF! OW!!

WHAM! BIFF! OW!!

carsonb — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 06:42:23 -0800

Nad Shot

By: ReiToei

ReiToei — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 06:52:15 -0800

Should be tagged with 'guiltypleasures'

By: carsonb

carsonb — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 06:56:11 -0800

OK.

By: infidelpants

infidelpants — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 06:57:25 -0800

I was prepared to be all sarcastic and smartassed about this, but as I look at more comic panels of guys getting it in the stones, I'm starting to think this really is the best of the web.

By: caddis

caddis — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 07:02:10 -0800

Sure to appeal to preteen boys.

By: carsonb

carsonb — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 07:02:16 -0800

I was prepared to be all sarcastic and smartassed about this I'm just trying to live up to other people's perceptions.

By: kuujjuarapik

kuujjuarapik — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 07:09:18 -0800

Ow My Balls.

By: infidelpants

infidelpants — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 07:12:12 -0800

You've been kicked in the nuts.

By: Ethereal Bligh

Ethereal Bligh — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 07:15:21 -0800

I'm not sure that this qualifies as a "magnificent obsession".

By: Alex404

Alex404 — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 07:24:53 -0800

People seem to start off all pissed off, and then the guy explains it's for TV, and they chill out. WTF? If some guy in a clown suit ran up to me and kicked me in the nuts, I'd be like, "what the hell"? However, if he then explained to me that it was for a television show, I would probably go apeshit and turn his face into pulp.

By: carsonb

carsonb — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 07:27:14 -0800

...Unless you were in a comedy sketch with a bunch of your friends! Though that might be a funny iteration now that I think about it.

By: Alex404

Alex404 — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 07:27:32 -0800

That was in response to the 'kicked in the nuts' link, by the way. TV makes me so mad sometimes.

By: DU

DU — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 07:30:10 -0800

This seems like a perfectly healthy and productive use of time.

By: pracowity

pracowity — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 07:31:01 -0800

WHUD GLUGK! AAAAWWH! Aaaah! HNNNK! SHTUCKK FU-HHHHNH! GRUNNPH CRUNCH! OOF! UNH-- HURFF KHOOM Whuuuuugh! TUMP TUMP STUCK GYAAGGH! WHUKK WHUK YAAAAA HUNNH OUFF

By: dobbs

dobbs — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 07:36:13 -0800

People seem to start off all pissed off, and then the guy explains it's for TV, and they chill out. That's the point. See, it's a "fake" show to show how "fake" people are--that being a star is more important than health and safety. It's a joke. They are actors.

By: madamjujujive

madamjujujive — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 07:37:15 -0800

kicked in the nuts.

By: madamjujujive

madamjujujive — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 07:40:59 -0800

oops. duh. flubbed that link. But I see infidelpants beat me to the punch anyway. I should know not to post before coffee.

By: solipsophistocracy

solipsophistocracy — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 07:41:00 -0800

This is outstanding. "Smashing good aim, however!"

By: carsonb

carsonb — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 07:42:03 -0800

If some guy in a clown suit ran up to me and kicked me in the nuts, I'd be like, "what the hell"? Oh, but now I'm not sure if you're joking or not. If some guy in a clown suit ran up to you and kicked you in the nuts, you'd lie on the ground for a while trying to breathe again.

By: hermitosis

hermitosis — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 07:52:51 -0800

HURRF

By: hermitosis

hermitosis — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 08:03:56 -0800

Oh. pracowity said it better. And is probably in the ER by now, I hope.

By: grabbingsand

grabbingsand — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 08:16:42 -0800

Once you're done here, head on over to the Hal Jordan Head Injury Project for more 2-dimensional blunt force trauma.

By: cortex

cortex — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 08:21:01 -0800

WHUD GLUGK! AAAAWWH! Aaaah! HNNNK! SHTUCKK FU-HHHHNH! GRUNNPH CRUNCH! OOF! UNH-- HURFF KHOOM Whuuuuugh! TUMP TUMP STUCK GYAAGGH! WHUKK WHUK YAAAAA HUNNH OUFF I knew Astro Zombie 3 wasn't actually Astro Zombie's sockpuppet.

By: Cat Pie Hurts

Cat Pie Hurts — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 08:28:54 -0800

I've had a recurring nightmare for the last 25 years about me holding someone back at arm's length as they try to hit me in the nuts. Their fingers always grow just enough to pound me. I'm pretty sure SHTUCKK! and BLAMP! will surely make appearances now. *tries to ride my power animal to my happy place*

By: srboisvert

srboisvert — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 08:41:19 -0800

The reason this is a guilty pleasure is because it's TREASON!

By: doctorschlock

doctorschlock — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 09:04:54 -0800

I'd take a bullet for my nuts. Any clown that tries to hurt them is a dead clown! Must....protect.......my........boys!

By: dhartung

dhartung — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 09:26:44 -0800

I'm concerned the topic of this blog is a bit too general. Can I have a feed of only the shots to the left nad? I really don't have time to wade through all the right nad crap.

By: quin

quin — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 09:27:14 -0800

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a clown kicking you in the nuts -- forever.

By: tkchrist

tkchrist — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 10:28:47 -0800

Nads. CLOWN NOT FUNNY! We had some fighters in a Thai Boxing match this weekend. Two other fighters on other cards got dropped due to "incidental groin contact." One poor dude, who took a hard straight knee to the tea-bags (get your hips back, kids!), got his mandatory five minutes... and still just laid there on the canvas gasping like a guppy. The other guy felt terrible and rather than take win by TKO took a rematch. I saw his corner guy later. He told me "I offered to go out to the trunk of my car and get a crowbar to pry those little fuckers back down for him... but he passed." So I guess it was pretty bad.

By: kirkaracha

kirkaracha — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 10:40:03 -0800

"I'm not your momma, bottom feeder."

By: Curry

Curry — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 11:13:07 -0800

~~Best~~ testes of the web. This is what RSS feeds are made for.

By: intermod

intermod — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 19:46:25 -0800

"Give me back my purse! I don't know you!"

By: Remy

Remy — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 21:01:23 -0800

Nuts Punched.