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October 24, 2007 11:21 AM

COW! ON! AMERICA! Cows have invaded America! Until the 1850s cows had invaded our families and now they want back in! They dominate our roadways! Who can escape their mystical dancing, their skills at running, their mastery of computers, and their lovely parades. They plot our destruction, corrupt our children with fan clubs and feed on the living. They even went global! When will the maddness end???
posted by Stynxno (20 comments total)

Cows are stupid, yet tasty.
posted by Mister_A at 11:26 AM on October 24, 2007

I prefer steer meat, Mister_A.
posted by gubo at 11:29 AM on October 24, 2007

COWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
posted by JanetLand at 11:35 AM on October 24, 2007

Chick-Fil-A has taught me that cows cannot spell and must be eugenicized.
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 11:35 AM on October 24, 2007

Cows
posted by GuyZero at 11:38 AM on October 24, 2007

There's also the Cult of the Dead Cow *
posted by SmarterChild at 11:43 AM on October 24, 2007

Yeah, well, gubo, I prefer people who aren't pedantic about bovine sex. But you don't see THAT happening on Metafilter any time soon, do you, now?
posted by InnocentBystander at 11:56 AM on October 24, 2007

Death Rides a Pale Cow
posted by Chrysostom at 12:16 PM on October 24, 2007

We'll know this post was a rube-goldberg spam attempt when we start seeing commercials featuring a blonde hipster yelling "Cow On!" and having kewl new audio gear appear *poof* in a cloud of methane.
posted by straight at 12:16 PM on October 24, 2007

(oops, I mispelled "poot" and you'll only know it was methane if you have High Def Smell-o-vision)
posted by straight at 12:17 PM on October 24, 2007

Bucky Katt approves of this post.
posted by tommasz at 12:21 PM on October 24, 2007

Is this a guerrilla marketing campaign for this restaurant?
posted by mkb at 12:29 PM on October 24, 2007

I prefer people who aren't pedantic about bovine sex

Join the club.
posted by CynicalKnight at 12:31 PM on October 24, 2007

I just came in here to say that on Popurls, this post's title totally eclipses the neighbouring line in the next column. Take that, Tailrank!
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 12:36 PM on October 24, 2007

Wait, Stynxno, you're my nephew Dan, right? I thought you'd gotten over the cow thing by now...
posted by lodurr at 12:50 PM on October 24, 2007

Yeah, well, gubo, I prefer people who aren't pedantic about bovine sex gender.

[dastardly-mutt wheez /]
posted by lodurr at 12:54 PM on October 24, 2007

For that long ride with the kids: A Field Guide to Cows
posted by y2karl at 2:37 PM on October 24, 2007 [1 favorite]

Let's not forget Robot Cow (May 1933)! [via Modern Machanix]

posted by podwarrior at 2:58 PM on October 24, 2007

Careful. The Moofia is watching.
posted by cashman at 5:22 PM on October 24, 2007

I'm a cow
posted by growabrain at 8:10 PM on October 24, 2007