Will he be cured and shrinkwrapped?

March 27, 2001 7:34 AM

Will he be cured and shrinkwrapped? Will Macho Man Randy Savage administer the eulogy?
posted by thc (3 comments total)

> an exciting snacking experience, not just a little fat
> greasy stick.

Now that he's dead I've got dibs on the slogan. T-shirts available shortly.
posted by jfuller at 7:58 AM on March 27, 2001

I just bought an 89 cent Slim Jim at Fry's in his honor. In terms of gas station food, it is one of the few I've had with it's own moisture. Somewhat unnerving.
posted by fuzzynavel at 11:34 AM on March 27, 2001

"Eat me!"
posted by darren at 11:55 AM on March 27, 2001