your clothes want to die

October 30, 2007 1:23 PM

Alarmingly, these are not lovesick zombies. Remember this game? Same guy, new game, same descent into madness.
posted by the dief (16 comments total)

NSFE: Not Safe For Epileptics.
posted by GuyZero at 1:32 PM on October 30, 2007

The gameplay sucks. Sloppy controls, and it's hard to even make out what's going on. And soooooo derivative. Robotron, anyone?
posted by mr_roboto at 1:36 PM on October 30, 2007

I love&%*d i@#t!!11!!
posted by googly at 1:47 PM on October 30, 2007 [1 favorite]

This is boring.
posted by clockworkjoe at 1:56 PM on October 30, 2007

It's perfect.
posted by From Bklyn at 2:16 PM on October 30, 2007

Well, my expectations have been subverted.
posted by Richard Daly at 2:18 PM on October 30, 2007

I hope they get sued for all the epileptic seizures they caused.
posted by TeatimeGrommit at 2:24 PM on October 30, 2007

ouch.
posted by Lizc at 2:59 PM on October 30, 2007

You paid five bucks to say that?
posted by clockworkjoe at 1:56 PM on October 30 [Does anyone know who it's by?] [I found the music to be pretty charming.]

This is boring.
posted by Citizen Premier at 3:13 PM on October 30, 2007

You paid five bucks to say that?
posted by clockworkjoe at 1:56 PM on October 30 [Does anyone know who it's by?] [I found the music to be pretty charming.]

This is boring.
posted by Citizen Premier at 3:14 PM on October 30, 2007

I talked at length with my clothes after playing this, and they have assured me that they do not wish to die. In fact, because they have realized what a fantastic color combination I chose this morning, that they have a new lease on life.

So clearly this game doesn't speak for clothes everywhere.
posted by quin at 3:14 PM on October 30, 2007

...my bad.
posted by Citizen Premier at 3:14 PM on October 30, 2007

Bitch at me if you like. It's still boring.
posted by clockworkjoe at 3:17 PM on October 30, 2007

I don't think I enjoyed this, but I'm still not sure.
posted by slogger at 3:27 PM on October 30, 2007

I wish I were artistic - that way I could make weird shit nobody really enjoys and call it entertaining and enlightening.
posted by Muddler at 4:56 PM on October 30, 2007

It's like a dark mirror held up to subvert my expectations of the dialectic between Robotron and shitty MS Paint threads.
posted by xthlc at 7:24 AM on October 31, 2007