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October 30, 2007 3:06 PM   Subscribe

MakeMyLogoBigger Cream is a clinically proven formula which embiggens your logo, gets rid of annoying whitespace, adds SEO magic crystals and reams of powerful marketing text! See Also.
posted by deern the headlice (21 comments total) 11 users marked this as a favorite

 
Brilliant! I'm a graphics guy who does print and web ads and that hit all the right notes. Thanks, this is going out to all my customers and co-workers.
posted by McLir at 3:16 PM on October 30, 2007


pepsi blue
posted by parmanparman at 3:16 PM on October 30, 2007


This is about six minutes too long.
posted by desjardins at 3:17 PM on October 30, 2007


The video might seem like it's running long at first, but the final product is really the best.
posted by Prospero at 3:17 PM on October 30, 2007


*begins smashing own face in with PMS swatchbook*
posted by loquacious at 3:18 PM on October 30, 2007


It's funny because it's true.
posted by sveskemus at 3:25 PM on October 30, 2007


"If the client screams and cries - make their logo twice the size" as I remember.
posted by rongorongo at 3:35 PM on October 30, 2007


If your client's getting mad, put his picture in the ad.
If he still is getting refractory, add a picture of his factory.
posted by Steven C. Den Beste at 3:37 PM on October 30, 2007


The cream being actual marketing for an actual company is a bit pepsi blue, but I'm glad this post brought to my attention the previous post at the See Also link. So, thanks for that.
posted by finite at 3:42 PM on October 30, 2007


BAHAHA...

Now if they made a Make My Client Design Savvy Cream, I'd be set.
posted by MiltonRandKalman at 4:12 PM on October 30, 2007


GOT A FUNNY IDEA BUT DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT
IRONICALLY OBNOXIOUS?
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 4:14 PM on October 30, 2007 [2 favorites]


Fucking Brilliant.
posted by dbiedny at 4:38 PM on October 30, 2007


someone should probably link to burn back.
posted by snofoam at 5:09 PM on October 30, 2007


marketers using detournement to fight their apparently oppressive overlords? my irony chip just melted.
posted by es_de_bah at 5:35 PM on October 30, 2007


marketers using detournement to fight their apparently oppressive overlords?

The Situationists, they are not.
posted by MiltonRandKalman at 6:14 PM on October 30, 2007


I think that's fairly funny, and very familiar. The song was very popular where I work; I imagine this will be too.
posted by TochterAusElysium at 6:14 PM on October 30, 2007


The video might seem like it's running long at first, but the final product is really the best.

Ditto. You could skip the third and fourth and jump straight to "the Emotionator."
posted by salvia at 6:34 PM on October 30, 2007


If only someone would invent Lens Flare Ointment.
posted by jeffamaphone at 7:45 PM on October 30, 2007 [1 favorite]


They'll be ga-ga at the go-go when they see me with my logo.
posted by Tube at 9:54 PM on October 30, 2007


Funny, but agree it's overlong. The middle bonus products should have been handled as 5 or 10 second bits. By repeating the same length and and format as the main item, it just gets too long. Emotionator is great tho!

Oh, and look out for my new product: Plate-o-Beans-inator.
posted by The Deej at 6:17 AM on October 31, 2007


Now I understand why my graphic designer said "I love you so much right this moment" when I complimented her on all the white space on the project she'd just presented.
posted by Peecabu at 6:21 AM on October 31, 2007


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