Comments on: MakeMyLogoBigger Cream

MakeMyLogoBigger Cream

deern the headlice — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 15:06:15 -0800

MakeMyLogoBigger Cream is a clinically proven formula which embiggens your logo, gets rid of annoying whitespace, adds SEO magic crystals and reams of powerful marketing text! See Also.

By: McLir

McLir — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 15:16:21 -0800

Brilliant! I'm a graphics guy who does print and web ads and that hit all the right notes. Thanks, this is going out to all my customers and co-workers.

By: parmanparman

parmanparman — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 15:16:53 -0800

pepsi blue

By: desjardins

desjardins — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 15:17:14 -0800

This is about six minutes too long.

By: Prospero

Prospero — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 15:17:40 -0800

The video might seem like it's running long at first, but the final product is really the best.

By: loquacious

loquacious — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 15:18:16 -0800

*begins smashing own face in with PMS swatchbook*

By: sveskemus

sveskemus — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 15:25:12 -0800

It's funny because it's true.

By: rongorongo

rongorongo — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 15:35:32 -0800

"If the client screams and cries - make their logo twice the size" as I remember.

By: Steven C. Den Beste

Steven C. Den Beste — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 15:37:13 -0800

If your client's getting mad, put his picture in the ad. If he still is getting refractory, add a picture of his factory.

By: finite

finite — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 15:42:48 -0800

The cream being actual marketing for an actual company is a bit pepsi blue, but I'm glad this post brought to my attention the previous post at the See Also link. So, thanks for that.

By: MiltonRandKalman

MiltonRandKalman — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 16:12:27 -0800

BAHAHA... Now if they made a Make My Client Design Savvy Cream, I'd be set.

By: Ambrosia Voyeur

Ambrosia Voyeur — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 16:14:27 -0800

GOT A FUNNY IDEA BUT DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT IRONICALLY OBNOXIOUS?

By: dbiedny

dbiedny — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 16:38:02 -0800

Fucking Brilliant.

By: snofoam

snofoam — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 17:09:04 -0800

someone should probably link to burn back.

By: es_de_bah

es_de_bah — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 17:35:07 -0800

marketers using detournement to fight their apparently oppressive overlords? my irony chip just melted.

By: MiltonRandKalman

MiltonRandKalman — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 18:14:10 -0800

marketers using detournement to fight their apparently oppressive overlords? The Situationists, they are not.

By: TochterAusElysium

TochterAusElysium — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 18:14:50 -0800

I think that's fairly funny, and very familiar. The song was very popular where I work; I imagine this will be too.

By: salvia

salvia — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 18:34:17 -0800

The video might seem like it's running long at first, but the final product is really the best. Ditto. You could skip the third and fourth and jump straight to "the Emotionator."

By: jeffamaphone

jeffamaphone — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 19:45:26 -0800

If only someone would invent Lens Flare Ointment.

By: Tube

Tube — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 21:54:07 -0800

They'll be ga-ga at the go-go when they see me with my logo.

By: The Deej

The Deej — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 06:17:13 -0800

Funny, but agree it's overlong. The middle bonus products should have been handled as 5 or 10 second bits. By repeating the same length and and format as the main item, it just gets too long. Emotionator is great tho! Oh, and look out for my new product: Plate-o-Beans-inator.

By: Peecabu

Peecabu — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 06:21:41 -0800

Now I understand why my graphic designer said "I love you so much right this moment" when I complimented her on all the white space on the project she'd just presented.