I can't grow a mustache. Can't do it. I get the trashy 13-year-old boy-couple-of-dark-hairs thing going, but it doesn't look like an actual mustache. The rest of my facial hair grows in fine; really evenly, it'll grow as thick as you want it, just not the mustache. So I resort to shaving the area above my lip and going with an Abe Lincoln sort of deal.
And, basically, I hate mustaches and the people who have them. Mostly out of jealously. Bastards. posted by dismas at 9:06 PM on October 31, 2007
For some reason I feel compelled to comment in this thread. posted by louche mustachio at 9:24 PM on October 31, 2007
Oh dear, davey_darling, your very nice mustache is marred by encroaching neckbeard. Don't let your facial hair connect to your chest hair, no one wins that game. posted by MadamM at 9:37 PM on October 31, 2007
And, uh, Godwin. posted by psmealey at 3:24 AM on November 1, 2007
I grew a goatee 'tache combination years ago and never looked back. Though you have to be extra careful with those typo when looking for advice on the web, unless you a real surprise... posted by fearfulsymmetry at 3:47 AM on November 1, 2007
Props to cog_nate for mentioning Movember. If you ever wanted a good excuse to grow the porn star/clark gable/plumbers/handlebar moustache, how about raising money for research into prostate cancer and depression in men? posted by 5MeoCMP at 4:21 AM on November 1, 2007
Once, a few years ago, I decided to grow my moustache as large as I was able to. I didn't realize at the time that I would in fact be able to grow it pretty much without limit. I stopped at about the time I had it six inches past the corners of my mouth. It was very inconvenient: I used a special "moustache net" to hold it back when eating, and grooming it took a full tube of (rather expensive) moustache wax every couple of weeks. Eventually I trimmed it back to large-normal.
Still have a souvenir of it though: a couple of 7" long moustache hairs I saved, and one photo of me looking very Salvador Dali posted by polysigma at 5:54 AM on November 1, 2007
Why does everybody in old photographs have beady eyes? posted by zorro astor at 8:14 AM on November 1, 2007
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