Comments on: Is Bush Metal?

Is Bush Metal?

nímwunnan — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 15:30:47 -0800

Who knew being metal (or a Texas Longhorns fan) could actually be evil?

By: Espoo2

Espoo2 — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 15:42:53 -0800

\m/

By: cortex

cortex — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 15:46:38 -0800

Heavens to betsy! *burns record collection, Bush posters*

By: TheOnlyCoolTim

TheOnlyCoolTim — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 15:50:47 -0800

No, no, no. Let me help you. Metal vs I don't know WTF this is but it is one of the least metal things I've ever seen. Bush is not metal. Cheney could be some sort of fucked up Norwegian Black Metal or something like that.

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 15:50:58 -0800

Note that the thumb tucked in is the TX Longhorns deal, and the thumb out is the "worshipping the devil" sign. And that the devil doesn't actually exist.

By: ZenMasterThis

ZenMasterThis — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 15:55:21 -0800

Heavens to ~~betsy~~ beastie!

By: tepidmonkey

tepidmonkey — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 15:55:30 -0800

And what’s the deal with the photo of John Kerry in the last link? It just looks like he’s got his hands up. And standing in front of a sign that says “UNTRY”, which, while I know what word it’s supposed to be, is pretty funny given who we’re talking about.

By: tepidmonkey

tepidmonkey — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 15:55:53 -0800

Oh, it’s the three 6s. Got it.

By: nímwunnan

nímwunnan — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 15:56:44 -0800

I dunno, TheOnlyCoolTim, if Satan is the embodiment of all that is loathsome, the guy who's just poking into the lower right corner of the picture could very well be the devil. His name is Brad. His mom drove him to the concert. He's going to get a lip ring this summer, as soon as he saves up the money. He's EVIL and his friends are totally metal.

By: StopMakingSense

StopMakingSense — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 16:01:47 -0800

The Texas/metal connection.

By: timsteil

timsteil — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 16:02:04 -0800

being metal what a thing to aspire to

By: baphomet

baphomet — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 16:04:01 -0800

You don't aspire to be metal, you just do it or you don't.

By: CKmtl

CKmtl — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 16:05:46 -0800

Some of those supposed "devil signs" are clearly instances of either: 1) extended-pinky-finger-while-wagging-index-finger-to-add-emphasis 2) rapid-effeminate-half-wave-with-the-two-inner-fingers 3) "look-at-the-wittle-doggy!"-amuse-the-out-of-frame-baby [Yasser Arafat]

By: Reggie Digest

Reggie Digest — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 16:10:09 -0800

Maybe Laura Bush is just really into Dio.

By: Reggie Digest

Reggie Digest — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 16:12:40 -0800

Note that the thumb tucked in is the TX Longhorns deal, and the thumb out is the "worshipping the devil" sign. Wrong. Thumb out is ASL for "I love you." Devilhorns are thumb in.

By: tepidmonkey

tepidmonkey — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 16:13:23 -0800

I aspire to be metal in that someday I hope to be a robot.

By: psmealey

psmealey — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 16:13:44 -0800

Horned Hand or The Mano Cornuto Retards. Everyone knows it's La Mano Cornuda.

By: Reggie Digest

Reggie Digest — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 16:13:54 -0800

(Unless you meant out towards the front, in which case, yes, you're right.)

By: John Smallberries

John Smallberries — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 16:25:48 -0800

Actually, any Texas A&M alum (or fan) could have told you long ago that the Longhorns were pure evil.

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 16:29:50 -0800

"Unless you meant out towards the front, in which case, yes, you're right" I meant however GWB is showing it is evil, and every other way is inert. k?

By: jtajta

jtajta — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 17:20:17 -0800

The shot of bush with his hand over his tummy at the 9/11 memorial is priceless...

By: telstar

telstar — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 17:54:37 -0800

jesus-is-saviour.com made it Vincent Flander's list of Worst Non/Not-for-Profit Web Sites of 2007, but after perusing jesus-is-saviour, I hold that it is a joke site. I wrote Flanders saying as much and his denial didn't convince me.

By: nickyskye

nickyskye — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 18:19:10 -0800

Oh dear, even the priests at Ladybird's funeral are Satanists making that Illuminati signal. he shot of bush with his hand over his tummy at the 9/11 memorial is priceless... Hadn't seen that in years. ouch, it is funny. Such a dufus! Truly cringeworthy. Always loved Italian hand gestures. When did American Sign Language become the trend for pop stars gesturing I love you? But in gangsta it means Latin King3. And in early commodity trader it meant 400. Evil icon. Oooh, that baby's under the influence of Satan. and everybody knows motorcyclists are evil anyway. huh, inspired by this post to futz around looking at hand signals, came across this odd one of Hillary shaking hands with somebody who is making the hand signal that he's under coercion.

By: Bugg

Bugg — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 18:35:40 -0800

So OU's hand gesture is not just anti-Texas, but anti-Satan? Awesome.

By: Balisong

Balisong — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 19:02:23 -0800

The Texas Longhorns do not actually exist.

By: amyms

amyms — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 21:10:17 -0800

Is Bush Metal? No, he's mental.

By: joeblough

joeblough — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 21:37:09 -0800

man the "evil" link is pretty lame. they have the dio cover and then don't point out that when you flip the dio logo over, it says "devil". weak.

By: vrakatar

vrakatar — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 23:01:19 -0800

nickyskye, stop giving our codes away to any terrorists with a laptop. they are following us home when we leave iraq, that is bad enough. and set yer clocks back, everyone.

By: dw

dw — Sun, 04 Nov 2007 01:24:03 -0800

This is the Texas fight song: The eyes of Texas are upon you, All the live long day. The eyes of Texas are upon you, You cannot get away. Do not think you can escape them, At night, or early in the morn'. The eyes of Texas are upon you, 'Till Gabriel blows his horn!
Could their desire for a theocratic police state completely devoid of privacy be any more obvious?

By: Faint of Butt

Faint of Butt — Sun, 04 Nov 2007 05:47:42 -0800

thwip

By: nickyskye

nickyskye — Sun, 04 Nov 2007 07:53:00 -0800

vrakatar: ...any terrorists with a laptop. they are following us home when we leave iraq, that is bad enough oh yikes, shhhh.

By: Prince Nez

Prince Nez — Sun, 04 Nov 2007 08:35:37 -0800

Ridgey Didge!

By: Reggie Digest

Reggie Digest — Sun, 04 Nov 2007 11:36:45 -0800

Yeah?

By: Reggie Digest

Reggie Digest — Sun, 04 Nov 2007 11:43:48 -0800

The shot of bush with his hand over his tummy at the 9/11 memorial is priceless... What's even more intriguing about that picture is the fellow to Bush's right who is clearly reaching for a gun.

By: conch soup

conch soup — Sun, 04 Nov 2007 12:30:01 -0800

This is serious guys. The high council convened to address 'Metal hand abuse' 2 years ago.

By: tamitang

tamitang — Sun, 04 Nov 2007 17:43:10 -0800

At least Robert Gates, current Secretary of Defense, former President of Texas A&M can cancel out the devil voodoo.

By: stavrosthewonderchicken

stavrosthewonderchicken — Sun, 04 Nov 2007 20:05:06 -0800

I sometimes wonder how people go through life without, like, noticing things.

By: stavrosthewonderchicken

stavrosthewonderchicken — Sun, 04 Nov 2007 20:05:30 -0800

Then I feel guilty for being such a smug prick.

By: TedW

TedW — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 07:38:53 -0800

May be we (I went to UT) should change the song: The eyes of Satan are upon you...