March 28, 2001

1:04 PM

This copywriter enjoys going to work in the morning."Despite its grand size, the Bemis Paramont is designed to fit snugly on standard or elongated toilet bowls--and accommodate all sizes of users, from little lads to dainty ladies to large linebackers."
posted by machaus (2 comments total)

"from little lads to dainty ladies to large linebackers."... i think i saw a site about that once...
posted by stuporJIX at 6:42 PM on March 28, 2001

You've got to give the copywriter some respect though. At least he/she takes an enthusiastic approach to an otherwise undesireable job .... marketing a really big toilet.
posted by amoeba at 11:21 AM on March 29, 2001