Funny Dog

November 6, 2007 9:25 PM

I don't know what this dog is doing to himself or why but... (nsfw) single link youporn post.
posted by 31d1 (41 comments total)

... really? Best of the Web? This is what you wanted to share with everyone?
posted by lazaruslong at 9:29 PM on November 6, 2007

SIDEBAR NOW
posted by moift at 9:30 PM on November 6, 2007

I hear dogs learn by observation. That your dog?
posted by dersins at 9:31 PM on November 6, 2007 [1 favorite]

*SIDEBLOG
posted by moift at 9:31 PM on November 6, 2007

Cats has moar finesse.
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 9:32 PM on November 6, 2007

I ain't clicking on that.
posted by puke & cry at 9:34 PM on November 6, 2007

Okay, I've used this tactic before, and I swore I would never ask again, but I've recovered from the previous trauma...

I am too scared to click, but I'm curious, would someone be so kind as to summarize?
posted by amyms at 9:36 PM on November 6, 2007

Whaaaaat?
posted by Arbac at 9:36 PM on November 6, 2007

Oh, and this post is kind of like that one with the monkey, except kind of stupid instead of hilariously disgusting.
posted by dersins at 9:36 PM on November 6, 2007

The mods have all been offline for 11 minutes? But... who's in charge????
posted by ORthey at 9:36 PM on November 6, 2007

would someone be so kind as to summarize?

Tne tags are pretty much it.
posted by dersins at 9:37 PM on November 6, 2007 [2 favorites]

LSAT PSOT
posted by Krrrlson at 9:39 PM on November 6, 2007

That cat is both de-clawed and circumcised!
posted by Floydd at 9:39 PM on November 6, 2007

May I never meet the guy who's holding the camera.
posted by tepidmonkey at 9:39 PM on November 6, 2007

A young Indian goes to visit his father, the great chief, and asks about the provenance of the names of his brothers.

"Yes," said the wise old chief, "when your brother Soaring Eagle was born, I looked to the heavens and saw a great eagle leave its perch. When your brother Running Bear was born, I looked to the mountain ridge and saw a brown bear, gliding across the horizon."

"And me, father. What about me?"

The chief drew deeply from his pipe.

"Well, Two Dogs Fucking..."
posted by kosem at 9:39 PM on November 6, 2007

And now for something completely different.
posted by Mr. President Dr. Steve Elvis America at 9:41 PM on November 6, 2007

Sleeping sphynx kitten
posted by tellurian at 9:45 PM on November 6, 2007

HOLY GOD MY EYES
posted by graventy at 9:46 PM on November 6, 2007

Mr President I almost clicked ur link til I noticed the URL. If that's what I think it is, fuck you.
posted by autodidact at 9:46 PM on November 6, 2007

Hm, dog masturbating huh? So is it better or worse than those two dogs fucking then the one vomits? Ya know, this?
posted by puke & cry at 9:48 PM on November 6, 2007 [1 favorite]

i'm here for the lulz.
posted by mullacc at 9:49 PM on November 6, 2007

FPPs have now sunk to being SINGLE LINK YOUPORN POSTS? o rly? Uh, somethingawful's over thattaway...
posted by SassHat at 9:51 PM on November 6, 2007

I'm pretty sure I know what that dog is doing to himself, and I know why...
posted by jefbla at 9:52 PM on November 6, 2007

When did mefi turn into 4chan?

Also, what the FUCK is up with those genital mutilation people?
posted by kdar at 9:52 PM on November 6, 2007

Please tell me that's fake, Mr Dr Elvis. Special effects? Please?

Ick comes at the end of click and all that, one could say. Holy shit.
posted by Iosephus at 9:52 PM on November 6, 2007

This is why Metafilter is awesome. Except for you Dr. Steve, except for you.
posted by 31d1 at 9:53 PM on November 6, 2007

Some lesbian sex for those of you who are tired of dogporn.
posted by Mr. President Dr. Steve Elvis America at 9:54 PM on November 6, 2007

Dr. Steve, that's really... wow.
posted by jonson at 9:59 PM on November 6, 2007

Annnnnnd scene! Thats a wrap folks. Crate that fucking stunt dog and lets go get a beer.
posted by KevinSkomsvold at 10:00 PM on November 6, 2007

What, no eels?
posted by hermitosis at 10:01 PM on November 6, 2007

So we got animal sex, self-mutilation and scat play going on.

Someone please post a link to Naughty Necrophiliac Forensic Examiner Babes so we can turn off the lights and go home, please.
posted by Iosephus at 10:01 PM on November 6, 2007

if this post isn't deleted, then MeFi is officially dead.

HAY GUYZ HERE IS A DOG MASTERBATEING.

Christ.
posted by Avenger at 10:02 PM on November 6, 2007

Please God, delete this post
posted by marvin at 10:06 PM on November 6, 2007

Which animals can masturbate to orgasm? Science? Little help?
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 10:07 PM on November 6, 2007

Your grandma's anus.
posted by Citizen Premier at 10:08 PM on November 6, 2007

If Kanye West doesn't win this thread, MeFi loses credibility.
posted by moift at 10:10 PM on November 6, 2007

I'm at work. Does anybody want to summarize all the porn for me?
posted by Bookhouse at 10:11 PM on November 6, 2007

I'm at work. Does anybody want to summarize all the porn for me?

Things horrible enough that text descriptions will be just as bad for your continued employment as graphics. Just back slowly out of the thread and we'll all pretend you were never here.
posted by contraption at 10:15 PM on November 6, 2007

Paging Cortex... report to thread 66283 for disposal.
posted by chef_boyardee at 10:15 PM on November 6, 2007

Thanks, contraption!

*runs away, hides under desk*
posted by Bookhouse at 10:17 PM on November 6, 2007

Would anyone care for a cup of tea?

I also have some lemon biscuits.
posted by CynicalKnight at 10:21 PM on November 6, 2007