Leather Daddy

November 7, 2007 9:00 PM

A short and simple post: one link to Leather Oaks. Enjoy the leather and rubber fetish of a high-fashion—modelling gentleman.

The more you click, the more you know. Which isn't necessarily a good thing. He may be deliberately retaining fluids for long periods through the use of a full rubber body suit.

posted by five fresh fish (31 comments total)

Someone please tell me why I was dumb enough to click on that link...and then click on one two of the pictures. Have I learned nothing over the last decade or so?
posted by MikeMc at 9:05 PM on November 7, 2007

Fresh leather smells wonderful. Sweaty old rubber; not so much...
posted by Tube at 9:10 PM on November 7, 2007

I've had more alluring nightmares.
posted by docpops at 9:15 PM on November 7, 2007

I'm already covered in leather, thanks.
posted by Reggie Digest at 9:18 PM on November 7, 2007

Oh god the comic sans :(
posted by p3on at 9:24 PM on November 7, 2007

Tightly encased to display his physique,
Harold's a big fan of Hide and Go Seek.
When summer turns humid
His limbs become tumid;
Donning — and doffing — those chaps takes some cheek.
posted by rob511 at 9:38 PM on November 7, 2007

he's a Republican Senator, no? ; >
posted by amberglow at 9:48 PM on November 7, 2007

scrubs eyeballs with comet

i go from cute and fuzzy puppies to... this?

ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww ow ow ow
posted by CitizenD at 9:53 PM on November 7, 2007

Oh noes! A old male weirdo who likes teh ghey rubber sex!

Seriously, he seems like a nice, well adjusted old guy who survived the bad old days of the closet in one piece, and has the old school restraint to suggest, rather than show, on his kinky leather/rubber hobby page. What's not to like?

Why are some of you so grossed out by this? Everyone has some weird fucking thing that turns them on. You're thinking of yours right now! [slapshot] I don't care who's a fag no more. Who cares? It's natural! It's all around us! [/slapshot]
posted by Scoo at 9:56 PM on November 7, 2007 [1 favorite]

Okay, that shot of Harold straddling his lawn mower in that tight little neoprene number with the mesh geezerjunk outsert, that was obviously pretty hot.



(long Borat pause)





NOT!!
posted by maryh at 10:02 PM on November 7, 2007

Now I need to dip my pointer in disinfectant, tx
posted by Camofrog at 10:10 PM on November 7, 2007

Seriously, he seems like a nice, well adjusted old guy who survived the bad old days of the closet in one piece, and has the old school restraint to suggest, rather than show, on his kinky leather/rubber hobby page. What's not to like?

Right on.
posted by mediareport at 10:10 PM on November 7, 2007

Does anything rhyme with "turgid"?
posted by Camofrog at 10:12 PM on November 7, 2007 [1 favorite]

(scoo: fwiw, i'm not grossed out. rubber and leather fetishists are generally cool with me. i am, however, deathly allergic to narcissism. it creeps me out a little bit that this guy likes to prepare for, pose for, and post so many pictures of himself. that, in and of itself, is why i would disagree with your contention that he's "well-adjusted.")

i do seriously respect the use of restraint and the maximization of the power of suggestion. not because i'd be grossed out by what i saw if he let it all hang out, so to speak, but because it's just refreshing in fetish photography.
posted by CitizenD at 10:12 PM on November 7, 2007

Well, I for one am creeped out, but only because the guy reminds me of Bram from Sharon, Lois and Bram, and thus this site is seriously messing with my childhood.
posted by jacquilynne at 10:21 PM on November 7, 2007

So, leather is AC 8; what's rubber?
posted by dersins at 10:44 PM on November 7, 2007

Seriously, though, I'm with Scoo on this one. Why the hell are we pointing and laughing at this guy? He's got his thing going, he seems like he's happy, and he's not hurting anybody. What the hell's the problem with that?

I mean, it's not like he's a furry or something.
posted by dersins at 10:47 PM on November 7, 2007

Well sure, but he's got a big ol' badly designed and poorly photographed website devoted his being okay with himself. So assumedly he can withstand a smidge of mockery from dorks like me.
posted by maryh at 10:58 PM on November 7, 2007

*devoted to*
My typos vs his raw self-acceptance? No contest. He's the best in town, nothin's gonna keep him down.
posted by maryh at 11:03 PM on November 7, 2007

I went to the Folsom Street Fair this year and all I got was the flu.
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 11:16 PM on November 7, 2007

He even has a leather couch.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 11:49 PM on November 7, 2007

I thought the same thing Jacquilynne. I'm not going out in the woods to play today, that's for sure.
posted by autodidact at 11:58 PM on November 7, 2007

I'm a pervert and I live a few hours from the MS Gulf Coast. I'm actually a little surprised I've never met this guy. I have, however, met Trigger, The Human Equine.
posted by Clay201 at 12:45 AM on November 8, 2007

Why do leather and rubber types nearly all need to have beards? Some times, Gays are the biggest culprits of gross stereotyping of themselves.

Over 40 and gay? Oh! You must be a bear! Like leather? Oh! A bear! Rubber? Oh! A bear! Like men over 40? Oh! You want a bear, in leather!

No. I don't like what are usually called bears. I do like mature men. I don't like leather, and I don't like beards. A big hairy man can be hot! But not when he adopts the rest of the bear look, especially the beard.
posted by Goofyy at 1:40 AM on November 8, 2007

FATHER!
posted by Henry C. Mabuse at 2:25 AM on November 8, 2007

i am, however, deathly allergic to narcissism. it creeps me out a little bit that this guy likes to prepare for, pose for, and post so many pictures of himself. that, in and of itself, is why i would disagree with your contention that he's "well-adjusted."

Well, maybe, but I'd posit that the following:

While I didn't peruse his entire catalog, there seem to be very few photos of him or his buddies doing this stuff in younger days.
Perhaps because you could actually get thrown in the clink for a LOT of that kind of stuff back then, he's simply celebrating that he can finally get his freak on without being hassled by the man? If so, good for him for doing so seemingly without any bitterness.

Another closet that he is out of is the idea that old guys are sexual, can actually be sexy, and are not "dirty" because of it. "Sexy seniors" is hardly a new meme, but he caries it off with such casual joie de vivre that again, I say good on him.

And, what the hell, I'm 40 and half the people in my peer group are totally clueless about computers and teh intarwebs, so I'll give him props for being reasonably savvy about that as well.
posted by Scoo at 4:26 AM on November 8, 2007

The Tower Room. In which he has a grandfather clock and a jolly-jumper.
posted by five fresh fish at 7:17 PM on November 8, 2007

wow so thats what matt haughey looks like.
posted by baker dave at 8:54 AM on November 10, 2007

H'ray for older men exploring their sexuality!
posted by deusdiabolus at 10:01 PM on November 12, 2007

That's not exploring, it's expressing.
posted by five fresh fish at 5:22 PM on November 17, 2007

That's not expressing, it's secreting.
posted by Reggie Digest at 6:07 PM on November 17, 2007